wtf, CNN.com

'it hurt'

So close to 'butthurt,' so far from the reality.

One of my high school classmates (a cousin of FB, actually) was hit by lightning about... 16? years ago; the little toe on each foot was melted off but his actual shoes survived unscathed. We told him he should mail them (the shoes, sicko) to Nike and angle for free footwear.

My best friend from high school was killed by a lightning strike 12 years ago this week. He was wearing sunglasses at the time, and the frame melted right at the bridge. Amazing.

(Not trying to be a buzzkill with this. He would have thought it was hilarious, actually, and it kind of was.)

Bridge to Tererofflia

http://bp1.blogger.com/_SDqU7KTqq1M/R2n2xTnhXKI/AAAAAAAAAHc/P-Ry9yr_QF8/s1600-h/cnn-britney.jpg

Hahaha Ned. To make it even funnier, he was standing on a dock pulling in a crab trap at the time.

Jackson also used n-word during gaffe

Rapper explains why he didn't use n-word

This episode of cnn.com has been brought to you by the letter N.

God fucking dammit why oh why must every headline I find maybe interesting on cnn.com be a fucking video link I mean for god's sake is the printed word really so much to ask when reading news?

tonight larry king was doing something on ufos so whenever i looked up the headlines were all like, "aliens: what do they want from humans?"

en i see kay oh tee em

tonight larry king was doing something on ufos so whenever i looked up the headlines were all like, "aliens: what do they want from humans?"

-- tipsy mothra, Saturday, July 19, 2008 8:15 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

yeah people at the hotel were like 'what the hell is going on are we being invaded'

no dumbass

we are not

God fucking dammit why oh why must every headline I find maybe interesting on cnn.com be a fucking video link

no fucking shit, i do not want to watch TV on my computer, CNN, lazy fuckos

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/25/jet.emergency/index.html

Note the headline on this story. It is listed on the front page as:

Gash appears on jet at 29,000 feet

(maybe this is more accurately "wtf, my 13-year-old maturity level")

you are messed up

Google Top CNN headlines:
Bus rider beheads seat mate, witness says
Guilty verdict in videotaped torture death
Police: Preacher killed wife, put her in freezer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KDO_yCYcuU
(2:25-2:35)

Swinger sex case 'about pure evil,' prosecutor says

Okay, so it's going to be, like, an obscenity case with some consenting adults havin' weird sex and an overzealous prosecutor, right?

An East Texas man took part in "pure evil" by helping to run swinger parties that forced children as young as 5 to have sex...

Oh wait, it's about CHILD RAPISTS. You know those swingers, always RAPING CHILDREN.

hey guys @ cnn.com video, showing 5 consecutive still photos /= a "time lapse"

Japan: Bunch of grapes sold for $910

Oh wait, it's about CHILD RAPISTS. You know those swingers, always RAPING CHILDREN.

-- en i see kay, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 6:16 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

that's pretty much pure evil. sorry, what is your point?

The point is that the headline should have focused less on the "swingers" part and more on the "raping children" part.

It was that the headline (and to a lesser extent, the story) pretty much conflates people who have non-standard sex lives with pedophiles.

I mean, a case where a group of adults are forcing children to have sex is not a 'Swinger sex case'.

xpost Thx Dan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT2UmZxzmjs

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Squeeze fruit seeds, get fuel
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Bryan Beer, a citrus grower in southwestern Florida, sees himself as a bit of a pioneer. He's not digging for gold. It's more like he's planting for oil.

lol

Potato looks like Mickey Mouse http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/icons/video_icon.gif

'How do I say no' to the limbless?

(solely because of the stupid, stupid headline)

"no" <--- like that

Chris Kattan, wife of eight weeks file for separation

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Comedian Chris Kattan's marriage to his model wife lasted almost as long as a "Saturday Night Live" skit.

wtf, ap

holy shit

At least it has a real ending [/friars club]

http://thepage.time.com/2008/08/24/a-wolf-in-denver-clothing/

okay lol at this being available ad a t-shirt:

Palin killed bridge, but kept the money

I couldn't find any similar thread for the BBC website, but those fruity Brits seem like they have a lot more fun at work.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7622492.stm

Thursday is cat news day on CNN.com:

Rescuers free 'miracle cat' from toilet

Actor allegedly beat cat to death

Chimp takes Segway for ride, then bails

huh

i thought that said "and balls" for a second.

Does a chimp ever take anything for a ride and then NOT "bail"?

that space monkey didn't "bail"

so I'm guessing ppl didn't make it all the way to the end of the clip...?

Baby eats crack at party http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/icons/video_icon.gif

http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/icons/video_icon.gif

'Hit a Jew day' gets 6th graders in trouble http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/icons/video_icon.gif

Principal Linda Lelonek called an assembly Tuesday and turned the incident into a teachable moment.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/icons/video_icon.gif

"The worse things get the plainer the experts talk, that may or may not be true but if it is you heard it here first"

REAL NEWS

in other news: chocolate is sweet! sex is fun!