George: "You can stick your 'sorry's in a sock!"
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Elaine: "Don't worry, Jerry, it's in the vault."
Jerry: "No good. Too many people know the combination." (makes alcohol swigging motion)
Kramer with the lollypop getting bigger throughout the episode, too, was a nice touch. "FDR wants me dead."
― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Saturday, 10 January 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago) link
― pete s, Saturday, 10 January 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago) link
― saza bob, Monday, 14 June 2004 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link
"Well, it's my job and I'm pretty damn serious about it. In addition to being a postmaster, I'm also a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf."
― kickitcricket (kickitcricket), Monday, 10 January 2005 08:29 (nineteen years ago) link
This is just plain wrong. I recently watched the whole series from start to finish over a period of two weeks and there is definite, if subtle, character development.
― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 10 January 2005 08:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 10 January 2005 09:38 (nineteen years ago) link
woman on subway: "really?"
george: "well, they hurt him bad. really... hurt his feelings".
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kramer: "i mean, isn't there like statue of limitations on that?
jerry: "statute."
kramer: "what?"
jerry: "statute of limitations. It's not a statue."
kramer: "no, it's statue."
jerry: "fine, it's a sculpture of limitations."
kramer: "just wait a minute...elaine, elaine! now you're smart, is it statue or statute of limitations?"
elaine: "statuTE."
kramer: "oh, I really think you're wrong."
― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 10 January 2005 12:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― peepee (peepee), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link
Girlfriend: There's food all over this test, where'd you get it?George: From my pocket.Girlfriend: And there's coffee on it, where'd you get that?George: From the coffee shopGirlfriend: But I didn't see you leave. I was by the door the entire time.George: The door? Why would I use the door when there's a perfectly good window right here?
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 10 January 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 10 January 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 10 January 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Richard C (avoid80), Monday, 10 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 10 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― kickitcricket (kickitcricket), Monday, 10 January 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― kickitcricket (kickitcricket), Monday, 10 January 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 10 January 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link
J:"Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives."
E:"Shouldn't he say badbye? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?"
J:"No, it's still goodbye."
E:"Does he live underwater?"
J:"No."
E:"Is he black?"
J:"Look, just forget the whole thing."
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link
J:"Undateable!"
E:"But people meet all the time. How do you explain that?"
J:"Alcohol."
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― eddie hurt (ddduncan), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link
does zemko still not like seinfeld?
― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Mog, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― earlnash, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Thursday, 24 March 2005 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link
KRAMER: Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with. (sniffing wall) Mmm. Mombassa, hmm?
SALES WOMAN: The asking price is $1.5 million.
KRAMER: Oh, I spend that much on after shave. Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day. Now, I assume that there's a waterfall grotto?
― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Thursday, 24 March 2005 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link
and "Tomato sauce"
― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 March 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 March 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 March 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link
Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna do it!
George: Not gonna do it? What are you crazy! This is like discovering plutonium, BY ACCIDENT!!!
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm also pretty sure you're not supposed to use a dOnut.
― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-L, Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link
Morty: "I was never impeached! I resigned!"
Helen: "Even so, the press would bury him!"
Jerry: "What press?"
Helen: "The condo newsletter, the Boca Breeze."
Morty: "Pinko Commie rag."
― kickitcricket (kickitcricket), Thursday, 24 March 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link
jerry: who goes anywhere with newman?
george: well...he's merry.
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 22 December 2005 07:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 22 December 2005 07:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 22 December 2005 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link
George: Ponce de Leon? But that was great!
Elaine: Oh, come one. That fountain of youth scene at the end, where they're all splashing around, and then they go running over to the mirror to see if it really worked? I mean, come on!
George: Lemme tell you something. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek? I lost it.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 22 December 2005 08:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― ryan (ryan), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link
Jerry: whats in the briefcase?Kramer: Crackers
― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 23 December 2005 11:10 (eighteen years ago) link
boss: kramer, i've been looking over these reports you turned in, and frankly, your work stinks.kramer: just trying to get ahead, sir.boss: it's almost as if you have no business training at all.kramer: i'll work harder. nights. weekends.boss: that's not good enough. i'm afraid i'm gonna have to let you go.kramer: i don't even really work here.boss: i know. that's why this is so difficult.
and the whole "we never talk any more" scene between jerry and kramer is pretty golden.
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link
[Jerry's house, it's dark, JERRY is sitting at the table waiting up as KRAMER comes in and turns on the light.]
KRAMER Jerry. Hey Jerry?
JERRY I'm right here. [note: he has an athletic bandage on his right hand]
You're late.
KRAMER Yeah, well, I got held up, you know. What happened to your hand?
JERRY Like you care.
KRAMER The work piled up, I lost track of time--
JERRY [calmly getting up with plate of chicken] Oh! Sure! Sure! You an' your work! Elaine's off in the Bizarro World, George only calls when he wants something, an' I'm left sitting here like this plate of cold chicken, which, by the way, [drops chicken into sink] was, for two.
KRAMER You cooked?
JERRY [calm] I ordered in. It's still effort.
KRAMER [in pain] Ow! Jeez!
JERRY What's wrong?
KRAMER {Ow!} It's my stomach.
JERRY You're probably gettin' an ulcer. This job is killing you! It's killing Us.
― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link
KRAMER Well, we're, talkin' now, aren't we?--
JERRY I sit here for twenty lousy minutes in the morning--
KRAMER Oh here we go--
JERRY An' then when you come home at night, you're always exhausted--we never do anything anymore!
KRAMER What are you starting with me for? You know this is my crazy time o' year?!
JERRY [pause] It's your third day..
KRAMER [grabs briefcase to leave] I gotta go to work. We'll talk about this later. [leaves]
JERRY Well. [calling down the hall] Call if you're gonna be late!
― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 23 December 2005 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link