Things guys do.

13. Secretly feel ashamed that they are not *real men*

14. Try to have sex with you

15. clown_raip

Oh hell.

lol!

invest in "gaming" headsets, et al

17. play halo

post on this thread

18. spit

last person I saw spit was a little girl

i spit all the time

well I spit on occasion as well but I am not rly a "guy"-guy as defined by this thread

this is kind of a regional distinction

the spitting thing?

if it's southern, it's more southern than tennessee, i think, because people look at me like i'm awful every time i do it

17.5 Chew tobacco.

i hate spitting u GUYS should cio

18. wtf@chicks, srsly

Girls who spit=hot.
Girls who chew skoal also=hot (in a 'i kinda wanna grab your ass but, seriously, don't ever kiss me' sorta way)

(I'm not one of those random ass grabbers btw)

thanks for clearin that up pal

I shouldn't go on the internet after a double dose of nyquil.

"develop a pot"????

11. Give their dogs guy names like Bruce

― felicity, Monday, April 7, 2008 7:48 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I had a roommate who named his cat "Michael" wtf.

"Come here Michael Michael Michael"

michael!!!!! lol

srsly. Naming your cat "Coconut" or "Mr. Muzzlepoots" or whatever doesn't make you gay.

18. spit

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:16 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

There's these dudes I see just standing and spitting in the same spot over and over and over.

19. bitch

20. bitches

21. Play bass through a guitar amp.

22. Play Magic: The Gathering at a bar.

22a. Play Magic: The Gathering (at all).

23. Watch AIRWOLF.

"develop a pot"????

U know, a beer gut.

But I have one of those so am I guy ;_;

24. Not deal with illness very well

25. video games at parties

26. youtube "funny things" at the end of parties

27. wear slacks

28. wear bowties

But I have one of those so am I guy ;_;

― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, April 8, 2009 5:45 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey haven't ya seen Pulp Fiction ;-)

29. grow an imbecilic neckbeard at ≈ age 19

only if you are a physics or computer science guy

wait unregistered do you have a neckbeard?

physics/computer dudes keep their neckbeards until their mid to late 20s AT LEAST. most other dudes get past that phase within a year, iirc.

I have never had a neckbeard at any age. I cut myself badly after falling off a scooter at age 13 (14?), and when I try to grow a beard I end up with a biggish bare spot right at the tip of my chin. hence I will forever remain a boy & never earn my man wings :(((

"man wings" sounds like some horrible I dont wanna know male sanitary napkin range.

20. bitches

― CaptainLorax, Monday, April 6, 2009 5:09 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/SAG/ST373~Goodnight-Sweet-Prince-Posters.jpg

w/r/t neckbeards: dudes also be cultivating ridiculously manicured and ornate facial hairs. cf goatees, chinstraps, etc

i think harbl was curious if you might be a lost little canky

30. start acting like assholes when you tell them they are nice

33. get "caught" ordering Trojan Magnums online.

34. Punch the wall

OTM

35. put an empty cereal box back in the cabinet

what is this thing that men do, they put their hand down their pants when lounging around?

36. Don't complain for months and months and then explode in a violent rampage

THEN 34 and possibly 31

37. disgruntled shootings

thats not so common in my experience

i am a really frustrating person

!

38. use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it

39. Read novels entirely on the toilet over the course of several weeks.

See how I keep riffin' on you like that Curt1s?

I consider it a splendid example of what my high school lit teacher referred to as "the great conversation of ideas"

she was not a guy iirc

use up the toilet paper roll & put the new roll on top of the toilet paper wall dispenser instead of properly installing it

loool i just did this

40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution

from here:
http://i41.tinypic.com/2u7q6fq.jpg

36. Don't complain for months and months and then explode in a violent rampage

― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

THEN 34 and possibly 31

― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:06 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ugh this. Have had several flatmates and bfs suddenly punch fridges, walls, car steering wheels, etc for stupid reason like no milk left/got cut off in traffic/I told their gf they were fucking someone else.

(ok maybe that last one is justifiable punchicide)

3. develop a pot

― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, April 6, 2008 5:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so what does this mean

oh i see

a "beer gut"

take it over to html giant

40. "Its not THAT messy in here, you're too fussy"

DO we have a "things chicks do" thread?

i don't think so

And is there chicks vs "girls"?

(cos I dont do "girls" things idk)

maybe ladies/chicks

(3 year xp)

there's a things ladies say thread i think?

occasionally send a video clip of a guy appearing to eat his own diarrhea to the group text

how did this get so far without

30. your mom

it's missing a lot of key things. that thing some guys do where if you look at their 'ok' sign and they're holding it beneath the belt, it means they will flick you extremely hard in the testicles, is one thing

i probably would have a dozen children if it weren't that game, and i have never once flicked anyone in the balls or even thought about it. now i have to tan my balls all day to make up for what was taken away from me

where i grew up that just meant a free punch in the arm, guess i missed out

41. Tan their balls

i remember getting punched on the arm, which i also hated (i once had the wind knocked out of me in a baseball game on a pitch that hit me in the bicep. i've got nothing there, there's no padding). and then at some point it was just like "no now we're flicking balls"

40. Act like even a potential pandemic is no reason for precaution

― "buttz" (Z S), Sunday, April 26, 2009 7:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

prescient!!