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I think the hilarious thing about this whole debacle is that since I initially blew up at him, I have not spoken directly to him AT ALL outside of one "your posts don't make sense" post, yet still I have been following him around and attacking him! I guess my alter has been busy!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

So yeah this guy is a total douche BUT (BUT!!!!!) his Fender Jaguar clinic is still pretty amazing.

2/10

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, he is pretty good at guitars

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

what thread is the the Perry vitriol on?

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i love that his "proof" that he doesn't cause his social problems is that a total stranger came up to him and told him he was an asshole.

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

do you see?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

what thread is the the Perry vitriol on?

It's on the late, lamented Hastings thread. I didn't think I'd registered all THAT much on his radar but, um, apparently I had.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Zuckerzeit translates to "Sugar Time" in German. Saccharine sweet music generally introduces itself to me as Bubble-gum pop. Not minimalistic (or whatever) space-roc from Germany. Whateva!

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

what is the "altercation" between gzus and dan that keeps getting mentioned?

― chaki, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc 2 thred

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

what is the "altercation" between gzus and dan that keeps getting mentioned?

It started on ILG; I kept trying to tell him how to approach talking to Tom and Jon on threads like that FFXII thread and he kept going "I'm not talking to YOU" in increasingly hostile words. Finally, he came to a Hastings thread and started bitching to my high school friends about how I was slandering him on ILG and making his life difficult, at which point I went, "Actually I was trying to help you but you're too stupid/crazy/annoying to understand; fuck off you worthless waste of space". He then went on a rampage and started emailing me, to which I answered "Don't email me" and stopped talking to him. This was probably about... five months ago? Maybe more? In the intervening time, I believe I have responded to him once (he wrote on the Hastings thread that incoherency annoyed him and I couldn't resist asking "so you're annoyed by your own posts...?") and talked about him never, yet somehow I have been on a hateful stalker crusade of following him around (as opposed to him following my friends around) and wishing him dead ever since then that has bothered him so much it's made him want to be a racist.

Apparently he does the exact same type of thing to people in person.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Not meant to be entertaining or endearing. it was meant to be spiteful and possibly hurtful while still being slightly clever.
When people make invalid and nonsensical complaints about me simply because they dislike me for abstract ill-defined reasons, I get annoyed, and rightly so.

I'm gonna get ready to go to urgent care now. I think I have pneumonia again.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado Is Sicker Than You (The GZeus) on Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:39 (1 month ago)

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan u can be the main gundam (MANGINA Z) in my gundam of internet hardmen!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

There was a lot of flak on ILG. Basically GZeus was GZeus, was called out. DP gave him fair few chances as we all did. Didn't matter, GZeus has a persecution complex like no one else!

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Rigth sorry, xpost!

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

btw guys, did you hear Dan P3rry is actually a disease??? :( :(

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh no!

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I've known that for years.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm like herpes, only sexy.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck, herpes isn't sexy? THE BITCH LIED TO ME!

― John Justen, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dachshundsdressedforshow.com/Ruby-sun-and-flowers-harness-dress-outside.JPG

lol pwned, sucka

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

his myspace photos remind me of jay blanchard's.

― chaki, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

At first I thought he was fake. Imagine my ~~horror~~surprise when it turns out he wasn't!

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

his myspace photos remind me of jay blanchard's.

link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

SOMEONE GAVE IT TO YOU LAST TIME YOU ASKED ON ANOTHER THREAD SHEESH

― chaki, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Do you read boing boing too?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

jeez, he's still carrying on from that XII thread? i would ban him for 24 hours just to see if that made a difference, and since that didn't, I just gave mod powers to Tom for laffs.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

... and this proves that my attitude repels people I don't want anything to do with, and gains me the friendship of people whose friendship I want.
Both in extremes, apparantly.

Besides being completely solipsistic, there's the added hilarity of "I ATTRACT AND REPEL PEOPLE ACCORDING TO THEIR FRIENDSHIP POLARITY - IN THIS WAY I AM MUCH LIKE A FRIEND MAGNET!"

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

kind of like jw

― chaki, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Except I'm an asshole, not an aspie!

― JW, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ASP.NET

― am0n, Thursday, 15 March 2007 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

SO. if you're calling me an idealist, thank you.
If you just think that the government should be like an overprotective christian parent and watch and guide our every move, try making choices for yourself for a whole month. No book can tell you what to do, you cannot ask for advice. You will make every decision for yourself.
I suggest you do this on vacation.
My guess is you'll either be addicted to freedom or be frightened by choice. In case one, I'll congradulate you, in case two, I pity you.

― JW, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:34 (seventeen years ago) link

dont take it out of context:

Libertarians are what republicans used to pretend to be.
members of the libertarian party is probably just angry white men.
Well, that mentality seems to be prevalent among those whom I think would join.
And what do you man by not have thought things through thoroughly" shadowcat?
I find when people say things like that they mean "accept political parties, if you don't you're wasting your time!" or "The government needs to interfere on behalf of (insert X whiney group who has no right to complain) because they're too lazy to get off their ass and do something other than whine!"
I had this LOONG discussion wih a very leftist woman. it was about the smoking bans.
"but what about the people who don't smoke?"
Who's making them go there?
"Where else will they go?"
A non=smoking restaraunt.
"Those didn't exist."
Hahahaa! Yeah they did. they were all over.
"You probably don't remember, but ost places were either smoking all over or the smoking section was poorly divided."
Yeah, I remember, and whle some places were poorly set up, newer restaraunts were very different.
"circular argument!"
No.
"Why should I have do deal with the smoke?"
You don't. Go somewhere else.
"Why should I have to?"
Because the owner of a private establishment has chosen not to abolish a certain legal activity.
"Where else should I go?"
That loop continued for about 10 minutes.
Eventually I suggested the alternative of getting together and starting a business that didn't have smoking.
"Well that's really hard!"(more or less)
Name a business that's easy and guaranteed, and I'll punch you for being stupid(isn't what I said, but it's what I meant).
"But a non smoking restaraunt would fail!"
Well first, that would show a lack of interest by the public for that kind of restaraunt, and second we're sitting in a restaraunt that's been non-smoking from day one and it's doing just fine.
"but what about the health risks for employees?"
at that point I gave up and didn't say "Who forced them to work there? NO ONE likes to work in food service, so they've probably got jack for skills and shouldn't be picky!"
I did however touch on the idea of PRECEDENT.

SO. if you're calling me an idealist, thank you.
If you just think that the government should be like an overprotective christian parent and watch and guide our every move, try making choices for yourself for a whole month. No book can tell you what to do, you cannot ask for advice. You will make every decision for yourself.
I suggest you do this on vacation.
My guess is you'll either be addicted to freedom or be frightened by choice. In case one, I'll congradulate you, in case two, I pity you.

-- Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (gzeusmants@gmail.com), February 15th, 2007 6:37 AM. (The GZeus)

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:45 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a lot of GZeus Vitriol GOLD Edition directed at me on ILG and subsequently ModBored, but I can't be bothered to find it.

― g-kit, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"You probably don't remember, but ost places were either smoking all over or the smoking section was poorly divided."
Yeah, I remember, and whle some places were poorly set up, newer restaraunts were very different.

Isn't he 15?

― JW, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:53 (seventeen years ago) link

"You probably don't remember, but ost places were either smoking all over or the smoking section was poorly divided."
Yeah, I remember, and whle some places were poorly set up, newer restaraunts were very different.

Isn't he 15?

― JW, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:57 (seventeen years ago) link

He's in his mid-20s!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

he is a dick, but his introductory post where he speaks on chrono trigger is gold.

― rio natsume, Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

post

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

here

― HI DERE, Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

That's how I talk.
Sudden volume changes and overdone emphasis.

― am0n, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Fight the same series of wimps in the forect for an hour or two? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.

fuck yeah tshirt slogan forever

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

yea in your FACE, game!

― sleep, Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you mean: "Fight the same series of wmds in the forest"

― sleep, Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

it's good if you read it in gpo hamburger lady voice

― rio natsume, Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont know anything about video games but that intro is awesome.

If I did a blood transfuction I'm sure the recieving human(in addition to getting high from all the meds) would BE ABLE TO PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER.

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Fight the same series of wimps in the forect for an hour or two? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.

i think "BEAT THE GAME" is a euphemism here.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh no that's the best thing about it is that it's not a euphemism.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://massdestraction.com/images/photoalbum/5688.jpg

― JW, Friday, 16 March 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahaha otm

"forect"

― latebloomer, Friday, 16 March 2007 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't feel a need to argue about what punk means, I just enjoy it. If Green Day isn't punk, then it's something else. But I still like it. But here I'm going to drop that cold, intellectual facade for a moment. So bare with me.

FUCK YOU LITTLE TEENY-BOPPER KIDS WHO CLAIM THAT THE SEX PISTOLS AREN'T PUNK. >.<

That's right. I know you think you're all that with your The Clash albums and your Buzzcocks albums and your... oh. Buzzcocks aren't punk anymore? Just Rancid and The Clash? Fine. Why don't you like the Sex Pistols? Because they were "constructed" by the owner of the a store? Because they were a boy band? Well the shop was called SEX and what makes a band of boys unpunk? Because Sid Vicious couldn't play bass? Vicious wasn't even on this album. So give it a break. And you know what else? Johnny Rotten had one of the most punk names ever. You know what else? Joe Strummer was inspired by the Sex Pistols. Know what else? Buzzcocks/Clash/Sex Pistols Anarchy shows are some of the most amazing live sets ever. And I wasn't even there - I only heard the bootlegs. And! And! And!

― Ward Fowler, Friday, 16 March 2007 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link

he lost me at '>.<', frankly.

― haitch, Friday, 16 March 2007 07:16 (seventeen years ago) link

He lost me at "So bare with me."

― HI DERE, Friday, 16 March 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

>.<

http://images.quizilla.com/C/cthulhuschild/1123280611_resCARTMAN.jpg

― dmr, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

good times

― the stanhattan project (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

how did I miss out on this guy.

some guy I didn't even notice and HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE walks up to me and says, "Excuse me, sir, but I've been sitting here for the past 10 minutes trying to figure out how to tell you how you've been ruining my food in this fine establishment, but then I realised you have to live with yourself, so I'm gonna leave."

is killing me

― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2023 03:21 (eleven months ago) link

I actually tried to spend about 10 mins backtracking from a DJP post I read in another thread about how this was one of the worst posters on ILX ever and trying to find some of the sources of ire and then I read

You're the only ONLY person who's ever made me angry enough that I wanted to use a racial slur just to make them feel bad.

jfc

― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 April 2023 03:24 (eleven months ago) link

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