on the qt, he voted smottish
― Matt, Thursday, 22 May 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Smottish nationalist?
Hey, Matt, did you ever get my e-mail?
― Michael White, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Would a gentleman ask another gentleman such a thing in such a way? No. He would get his butler to do it. Stylishly. Involving a calling card and white gloves.
― Aimless, Friday, 23 May 2008 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I have been called many things ici bas but gentleman only in jest, mon cher Aimless.
― Michael White, Friday, 23 May 2008 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link
AAD seems to have been cured of its jest congestion.
― Aimless, Friday, 23 May 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I tried to vote for grebes.... Well truthfully I was doing the typing and Guinness was doing the voting.
Dunno for sure if I was successful or not though.
― еdë §téè£, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Sadly you vted for Bitterns, and they weren't even an option. Poor show.
An email? Why no, Michael, I don't believe I did. Did you send it to gmail?
― Matt, Saturday, 24 May 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I sent it via webmail. Is that not up-to-date? Mine is and I do have a question.
― Michael White, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 14:05 (sixteen years ago) link
We all have questions. For example, when stuffing one's clothes with newspaper before going to bed, is it better to use the Daily Express or the Daily Mail?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link
under no circumstances is it acceptable to use either, not even for that, it presupposes that you've bought them, and that, frankly, is not done. In fact, should one have even found them, maybe in a ditch, or pulled from beneath the chilled corpse of an unfortunate vagrant then still no. I know of no gentleman of any circumstance who wouldn't be deeply ashamed to be associated with either title. Most chilled corpses of my acquaintance would still opt for the LRB, in a pinch
― Matt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Also Michael, ack? I=luddite, wouldn't know webmail if it bit me in the teeth, message me on facebook? Lord, message as a verb, surely these are the End Times. Again.
― Matt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link
huh
― kushy rubs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Precisely. I couldn't have said it better myself.
― Aimless, Friday, 20 June 2008 03:45 (sixteen years ago) link
You are the pinnacle of modesty Aimless......
I am ready and willing to swear under oath that I know for a fact that you HAVE said it better on many occasions and concerning many assorted topics!
It is this unwillingness to step up into the limelight and face your adoring audience that has been your down fall all these many years.
Well, that and warm Brandy.
Oh yeah, the chilled Schnapps has done its share too.
As a matter of fact most any distilled liquid has led you to down falling.... I mean falling down, stumbling and mumbling to yourself, and staggering about, suddenly deciding that the plants in the hall "need watering", sleeping on the front stoop with your face on the WELCOME mat (the hundreds of pock marks on your face from the little rubber nubs were hilarious though), and finally there was the entire weekend spent staring at the oven.
What I am trying to say is that even on your worst day, you could do better than that with half your brain tied behind your back.
― еdë §téè£, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link
― Aimless, Friday, 20 June 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I certainly could have said that better. It's more of 'eh?' than a 'huh?', though at times it's 'wah?'-ish.
― Michael White, Friday, 20 June 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
eh?
― Matt, Friday, 20 June 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm hornswoggled. Literally.
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 June 2008 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I still am. Literately.
― Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Speaking of Literary Masterpieces....
I hear that you have literally littered a litany of literature lately.
Lies?
― Master of Sherbet Evangelism Dude Steel Esquire OMGWTFBBQEIEIO (еdë §téè£), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Lies? It's come to where I hardly know any more.
btw, does anyone know where I can score some blissium? My mental fog is starting to clear and no one wants to come near me when that happens.
― Aimless, Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
Having inserted the simple phrase "jest congestion" into all-seeing and all-knowing Google I was shocked to discover that all the search results were in Polish. I hardly know what to make of this discovery. I thought I was speaking good english.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 03:56 (six months ago) link