Best band name that hasn't been used yet.

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Don't get me started...

Pregnant Britney Drinking
LSD I Love You
The Red Mice (plumbers will get this one)
The Inconceivable

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

ha ha ha ha
xpost

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Damn, hate to poast again for something so stupi, but that was supposed to be PerFunkshun.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

already posted on superfluous post, what's another. pardon my typing.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

on=one.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

.=?

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I like PerFunktory better.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

BallSauceLeotard

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost. me too in retrospect. OK, I go now.

D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

N*Cephalectomy

Nick (nick_banks), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Televised Event

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I AM OTM

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

tonight at the ottobar

bean cobain is jojo
with
every time i die
monuments to masses
fear before the march of flames

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Hell No

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Suckarooch

'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

for what it's worth, "perfunktory" has, in fact, existed

ben skoch (b'angelo), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

how about PerFunktorasm?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Orgasmed Rhyme

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Keith Richards & The Anal Linguists

'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Lik-A-Maid

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

(Johnathan) Frakes Fiction

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Thee Shakespeares

Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Thy Masters

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way, all of these bands sound really shitty...

Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, you're familiar with them then?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The Supersugars

'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

They just sound like shitty punk and emo bands that I wouldn't go to see for free.

Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Matt Car1son's Got Better Things To Do Tonight

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Well then take your curious brand of fun elsewhere, Matty.

On with the shitty names!

footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

The Raccoonists

jeff tweedy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

singer and the band

thingummy and the doodahs

beer cr-8 (a personal favourite)

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I believe this thread is for "best" band names...

Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

So it devolved.

On with the shitty band names, I say!

footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

The Beetles

peepee (peepee), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Thy Masters rules!!!

Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

The Go-Sees

piscesboy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Commander in Chief

Matt McEver (mattmc387), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Five Carbon Sugar

ianinportland (ianinportland), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Redlight, Greenlight, 1,2,3

ianinportland (ianinportland), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

The Fucksticks.

Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Moses of Minnesota

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

???

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Mister Fister
Foxy Pontiff

Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Felchmasters

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Evan Dando's Bathtime Fun Band

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Head of FEMA

Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I once overheard a woman on a train in Melbourne talking on her phone about a friend who was in a band called The Fucksticks.

Some time later, someone mentioned a Lucksmiths parody band of this name. I don't know whether the two are one and the same, but chances are that name is taken at least once. Sort of like The Bumpin' Uglies.

acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

The Admitones

acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Tha Namblaz

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The Sarahplanes

acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Fear of a Black Plane

M.V., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Ronald McDonald Sutherland

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

low+

meisenfek, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Here Comes the Knife

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Tweaked Moniker

❽ (M.V.), Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Michaelangelo Was a Rapist

Cattle Grind, Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Cabernet Tweens

(LOVE "More Barn"!)

Armchair Crab (staggerlee), Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Been trying to name my drummers' doom metal side project.

Submissions thus far:

Slaycation
Snuffilmuphagus
Wrong Ørifice
Hairy Reed

Darin, Monday, 22 March 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

how 'bout:

D(((((Ü)))))M

Armchair Crab (staggerlee), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

The Sex Epistles (Christian punk)

Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

The Cocking Cunts
The Bastard Bitches

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The Fucking Sucks

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Scoliosis Schoolhouse

(apologies to MV)

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Hutaree Leboon

❽ (M.V.), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Bad Touch

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Toiletpee

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I could have sworn that there was a band called White Liberal Guilt. After searching this board, Google, wiki, discogs, and GEMM, I seem to have been proven wrong. Which is good, because I needed a name to make music under as my no. 1 pick, Artless, was taken.

naus, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Papa Roach

Oh no, wait.

Limp Bizkit

Fuck, no wait.

God dammit this is so hard.

kelpolaris, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Sum 182

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

steve garvey

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Masonic Cufflinks

❽ (M.V.), Monday, 19 April 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Sodom and Baltimora.

Cunga, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

The Cryptic Tweets

musically, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The Is

gnarly sceptre, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Whisker Biscuit
Interstellar Overbite
Band in Boston Creem

ImprovSpirit, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

play & try:

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meisenfek, Sunday, 5 September 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Surely Jism

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 5 September 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

The Rare But Serious Side-Effects

kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Operation Earnest Voice

meisenfek, Saturday, 13 October 2012 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

seven years pass...

My sincere thanks to M.V. and Snoball - lacking inspiration I snagged a pair of tickets to see Earth this Monday in a "best fantasy band name" competition using "Mumblin' Bob and the Dinosaurs". I already had a ticket but now two of my skint mates can come with me :)

Hollywood Star Whackers

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:29 (four years ago) link

Prolapse

cryborg (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link

prolapse?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:39 (four years ago) link

ok boomer

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

AD ONCE WAS the BROW

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

glass turtle

that's a home run right there, boys.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

xpost

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 07:13 (four years ago) link


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