― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link
And oh, if you had only kept it that way.When singing, Bolton does give a brilliant impression of a man straining to release hard, pustulent stools from his horrible plasticine ass, so on that level, a fantastic success.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, August 4, 2004 9:15 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Ned, this is not very kind
― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i always wanted to hear that hard rock band he had with bruck kulick in the 70s, blackjack or something like that
― I'm a Matt...I'm a DC (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
he should duet with mariah carey
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Frank Kogan told me once that "Otis Redding was the original Michael Bolton," for whatever that's worth.
― chuck, Wednesday, August 4, 2004 3:29 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i dont get it
― mustafa moe money (deej), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Me neither, but it made me laugh anyway.
Also, I'm a belated convert to Bolton's 1983 #82 pop single "Fools Game" -- just a real tough catchy early Bryan Adams-style hard pop song. Makes me want to hear Blackjack (when he still spelled his last name Bolotin), but I haven't found any copies of their albums for $1 yet.
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.lauraforever.com/mbonthenet/images/bjgroup.jpg
― tylerw, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
dudes had some thick heads of hair back in the day
The dude on the bottom rubbing his shoulder (in front of erstwhile Kiss guitarist Bruce Kulick with porn `stache) looks disquietingly like Robyn Byrd.
― Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
"Soul Provider" is his best single. IMO.
― jetfan, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://awfullibrarybooks.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/michael-bolton-2.jpg?w=500&h=668
― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Monday, 9 August 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
From this Awful Library Books entry.
― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Monday, 9 August 2010 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
whoa that blog is awesome
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 9 August 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Fuel
A.A.M. is one of the best violinists alive, and is further, from most appearances, a pretty approachable kick-ass person. Michael Bolton musically is to her what I am to Sandy Koufax at pitching. Michael Bolton, eat a bag of dicks for making such an excellent musician unhappy
― love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 7 July 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6QYWqRxww
― omar little, Thursday, 16 August 2012 05:59 (eleven years ago) link
When singing, Bolton does give a brilliant impression of a man straining to release hard, pustulent stools from his horrible plasticine ass, so on that level, a fantastic success.
Marking this down for inclusion in the Ned Raggett hall of fame.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link
the first time I saw this guy was on Showtime at the Apollo and I was like "if it's on this show, it's awesome" at that time in my life so it took me a good while to realize how bad he sucked
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link
I unabashedly love a few of his tunes, and he seems to have a pretty good handle on his public perception, so let him be I say.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:28 (nine years ago) link
Love that Stills quote in that post from three years back.
― intheblanks, Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link
"You should consider yourself lucky that I'm blessing you with a compliment" - Stephen Stills
― intheblanks, Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link
OMG that Bolton/G shreds video is next level
― calstars, Friday, 18 July 2014 00:25 (nine years ago) link
some very good times to be had here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kenny_G#Legitimacy
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 18 July 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
the hair metally stuff he did as Michael Bolotin was kinda amusing
― Neanderthal, Friday, 18 July 2014 01:35 (nine years ago) link
Is it true that he wrote the Mario music? Can we add more on that? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Nickmanning214 (talk • contribs) 17:28, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
― brimstead, Friday, 18 July 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link
On his most well-known song and how it still causes hernias.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 April 2018 01:24 (six years ago) link
wow @ the "otis redding was the original michael bolton" quote upthread
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 13 April 2018 01:57 (six years ago) link
http://www.beat.com.au/sites/default/files/styles/article_top_large/public/article/2018/mar/bolton.jpg
― calstars, Saturday, 23 March 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link
Is that from the Valentine’s Day comedy special he did a few years back? That had some funny moments.
― What's that Phish song that goes "Bag it, Tag it"? (morrisp), Saturday, 23 March 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link
No it’s from his album with the London philharmonic or some sh1t. I think it might be a target exclusive
― calstars, Sunday, 24 March 2019 00:59 (five years ago) link
I preferred it when he wasn't funny.
He looks like someone who doesn't quite understand the joke, but people are laughing so hey.
― Mark G, Sunday, 24 March 2019 09:40 (five years ago) link