zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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she looks like someone that julian temple would cast in a lame all singing and all dancing sci-fi version of abc's how to be a zillionare.

Not so far off with the singing/dancing
http://www.maxwelldemille.com/argyle/photos-6-16-03/images/a-samantha_zooey.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

margot kidder? aw, yeah

http://www.videomax.ro/Images/actors/591_a_normal.jpg

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/1902593022.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"I call it Cirque Du Face."

She is a very good singer.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 15 September 2006 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

adorable in person

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

in bed too

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

jimmy, u name dropper

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

why do you all want 'rich daughters of hollywood' to have all the pathetic indie quirks of your quirky indie friends??!?!
-- trife (...), September 10th, 2003 4:18 PM. (simon_tr) (link)

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i guess maybe someday she'll get naked in a movie and omg itll be like looking at an indie girl naked!!!!!!
-- trife (...), September 10th, 2003 4:19 PM. (simon_tr) (link)

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b-but trife she plays the banjo!
-- gabbo giftington (dubplatestyl...), September 10th, 2003 4:19 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, that was a test post, cause I can't seem to post to another thread.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess maybe someday she'll get naked in a movie and omg itll be like looking at an indie girl naked!!!!!!

this is pretty classic.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 15 September 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Time for a new one, can someone post the one at

http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pgs/z/zooey-deschanel/zooey-deschanel-picture-012.htm

this is a public computer and I can't do it

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

not because it's NSFW but because you can't view the url for the image

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Here you go:
http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pictures/z/zooey-deschanel/zooey-deschanel-012.jpg

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

scarlett johansson ii: the quickening

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry folks, but I'll have to vote for her sister Emily.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper210/102004_zoey.jpg

revive!

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

SOOPR CUET

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

my 1 and only celebrity crush!!!1

tho first pic does her no favors!!

― Will (will), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

She's way cuter than Emily.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Emily's cute but she looks old. She looks about 10 years older.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

she's cute if you're into that whole chicks-who-look-like-they-have-a-plethora-of-issues-and-aren't-that-good-inbetween-the-sheets thing.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

You can look at a woman and tell how good she is? I would think that would be rather intimidating.

"Um, hello..." noticious that she's a love-hungry animal with a rapacious hunger for manflesh... "Ms. Albright, how are you..."

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

shes super tiny in person. i saw her looking super depressed with giovanni ribisi a couple months ago.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

chicks-who-look-like-they-have-a-plethora-of-issues

swooon
http://www.heygirl.com.tr/eglence_bileti/00321/imperiaflex_0_30_0.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

floral issues - especially snaggy.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

who dat

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Jen Lindley, the yin to Joey Potter's yang.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

oh right the dawson

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Jen Lindley, the yin to Joey Potter's yang.

I love you .... I honestly love you ....

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Has she ever been in an even semi-halfway-decent movie tho?

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Zooey or Michelle?

Michelle was in Brokeback Mountain.

Zooey was in All the Real Girls and Elf.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I ment Zooey...Elf was good, I forgot about it.

She has bad fashion sense, I hate all that BCBG shit.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

She was in The Good Girl (one of those very-well-made-but-will-never-watch-again-because-WTF) and Hitchhiker's Guide... (A++++ comedy, will watch again).

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I concur she is a darling woman, I would put her up on my shelf for sure.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF with Martin Freeman's old man hair?
http://images.scotsman.com/2005/04/22/22galb.jpg

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

That's a very odd picture. I don't like when she looks all porcelainy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

WAHT

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Pocelainey is exactly why I would put her on my shelf.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

She's ok but she's no Jake Gyllenhaal.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Alf, this is where I have to join the hetero camp, sorry.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

if i were to join the opposite homo camp i would go for her, porcelainy or natural. so pretty, so cute. and i really like her hair there w/ martin freeman (it makes up for his)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

She did that other movie with Will Ferrell that was too long n' slow but it could've been real good.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

she was also in 'failure to launch' which is not such a bad movie (well, better than i had any expectations of), though partly b/c she's in it

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Squirrel, you are an asshole.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

^ cosigned

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

She's ok but she's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

At least I don't post vile pictures of dead people and crack jokes abou it. Talk about inhumane.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Why not volunteer and go to Iraq so you can enjoy violating the dead firsthand?

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

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http://laist.com/2012/12/12/zooey_deschanel_doppelganger.php#photo-1

― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://laist.com/upload/2012/12/Zooey-4.jpg?891

― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

looks more like karen carpenter tbh

― some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

Rainy days and Mondays always make me drown

― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

Looks more like Genesis P Orridge.

― earth of (snoball), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

― the late great, Monday, 31 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

Plus, Amanda Barrie

― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

Exactly who I'm afraid of meeting through OK Cupid.

― Yo Leon, what's this all about? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/M46VSuQ.jpg

― 乒乓, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

damn, damn, damn

― some dude, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

<3 zooey, h8 the backlash

― authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ZooeyDeschanel/status/325417339803824128

― markers, Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

she seems a little too eager to deny her involvement in that tweet, don't you think?

― authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.thenonblonde.com/2013/05/zooey-deschanel-unrecognizable-at-met.html

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

"unrecognizable"? really?

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

she kinda is though

― Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

I didn't recognize her at all.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link

that is so weird

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

I was like "no way is that Zooey Deschanel" and then I saw the close up of the purse

― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link

she looks sorta like evan rachel wood in mildred pierce
i approve +/-

― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

she looks great! she kind of has a fivehead, who knew

― goole, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

dang.

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

that is not her

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

would not drown in 08

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link

she still looks like herself, and she looks good, but i think the bangs are an iconic look and if i were her i'd stick with them

― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link

Slight hair change, but she's one of the limited few I would be prepared to marry.

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link

http://www.wolfgnards.com/index.php/2009/07/12/indie-girls-deconstructed

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

i'd marry zooey deschanel too but it would be for her money.

― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

I would ask her to ask Siri if it's raining

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

LOL @ that site

http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blogs/photos/celebrities/zooey-deschanel-bangs.jpg

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link

face to bang ratio.

― Nhex, Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link

face bang ratio

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link

it really is kinda nuts how different she looks without bangs. there's one New Girl episode where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.

― seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

She looks like Jenna Fischer there.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 May 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link

where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.

Yeah, I saw that episode.. Was it scripted by Miranda Hart by any chance?

― Mark G, Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:22 (ten years ago) link

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2012/10/24/new-girl-ford.jpg

seeing her forehead is like seeing any other woman having a wardrobe malfunction, where you feel a little self-conscious like 'am i supposed to be seeing this?'

― seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link

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