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that is such a very easy song to get in yr head. though it hasn't dislodged the pet shop boys for me.

olive is much better than the hideous green i imagined.

dammit, why did i have to look at the date and realize what i'm missing today..

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 23 August 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

I realized today I have not had a natural-casing hot dog -- a real hot dog -- in many years, because they don't seem to have them in the South (nor Bloomington) and they're no longer available near my mother's house. I'm gonna order some in the Fall, dammit.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 23 August 2003 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

I just drank two bottles of that orange Mountain Dew stuff and am watching my new DVD of The Transporter and I can't hold a thought for very very very long at all right now holy sheeeeeeeeegggg

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 23 August 2003 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

Jesus fucking Jesus I'm gonna have to watch this opening chase sequence about forty more times to understand what the hell is going on

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 23 August 2003 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

if i get up from this chair will my laptop be stolen?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 23 August 2003 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

Did this thread really need a part two?

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 24 August 2003 00:11 (twenty years ago) link

This is actually part three!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 24 August 2003 00:15 (twenty years ago) link

should I be reading this with my mouth hanging open?

― isadora (isadora), Sunday, 24 August 2003 00:18 (twenty years ago) link

I am thinking:
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

!@#$#@ AT&T!!! #$$%%^$ [repeat]

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:08 (twenty years ago) link

Mormons came by the house today to try to help me quit smoking.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

Did they do it by sticking their dicks in your mouth?

― NA (Nick A.), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:06 (twenty years ago) link

Well, I am fucked by the technology and its acronyms (AT&T and BMW).
I may not be able to make an important meeting on Monday.
I have no way to get a rental car. Person who can help just flew to Portland.

Therefore, I will microwave a Spinach lasagne, open a bottle of merlot, and watch Sopranos DVDs. That is what I am thinking right now.

Send the Mormons over to AT&T, will ya?

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:11 (twenty years ago) link

Did they do it by sticking their dicks in your mouth?

If that worked, I never would've started smoking at summer camp! No, they gave me a flyer: "Do you want to quit smoking? Call for a FREE stop smoking workshop. 15 Easy Steps. Only Takes 7 Days. You are GUARANTEED success! Call to set up an appointment. (Ask for the Elders.)"

This was after the usual door-to-door routine, which I try always to be polite to. They didn't seem to believe me when I said I was a Religious Studies major, since I wasn't able to really give a denomination. (Once again, people always have trouble grokking the difference between RS and seminary.) I thought about pulling them inside and pointing to my bookcase full of RS books, but the rest of the bookcase is full of comics and games, so I'm not sure that would prove anything.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

Except that you're a Satanist.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:21 (twenty years ago) link

Nick didn't tell you the full story about canceling AOL. THe sales guy/telemarketer whatever/ Customer Service gooroo wouldn't let him cancel so easily. In fact, he even began his schpiel by saying, "OH, I'll do anything to help you SIR. OH, I'll gladly cancel your service sir and make this easy as possible." I was taking a bath. I was like, "Who are you talking to?" cuz he was on the phone forever nad adaday. ANd he was like , "I'm trying to cancel AOL." But they kept asking him if he wanted oterh services and packages and stuff instead nad he was like, "No, I just want to PLEASE cancel." He was very nice about it. And eventually, the guy ont he other side of the line said something like, "WEll, I guess somebody brought his blood and gut pack with him today because it doesn't sound like your willing to consider any offer I give you." ANd Nick was like, "uh-huh. So yes please just cancel AOL. I don't want compuserv. I don't want AOL. I want my service canceled." So finally the guy gets all sweird and says, "Ok. blah di blah di blah...." in this totally un-giving-a-fuck voice that was totally not a salesman's voice.
Speaking of salesmen, this guy came up to me in Barnes and Noble the other day and tried to make me buy magazines and I didn't and I totally hated him cuz he got in my way and ruined my laugh , I mean lunch break. fucker.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

The Lucifer volumes actually are pretty prominent. Oh dear. But there are Powerpuff Girls, too! And tennis racquets! And cookbooks! And ... Christ, that corner's a mess. I need another room.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:23 (twenty years ago) link

Hi, Tep.

You see, the thing is that when you post drunk, you see those "4 new posts" or whatever it says, and then you click on the wrong thread cuz you can't see which line the new posts notice is on or what. Hi.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:25 (twenty years ago) link

Hi Sarah :) I do the same thing sober, don't worry.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:27 (twenty years ago) link

Tep, where do you live? Nick and I were wondering that early today. Uh, not that we talked about you lots. We were just talking 'bout ILX for a bit (quoting somethign dumb I'm sure) and NIck says Tep is nice and I say yes I wonder where he's from and he didn't know. bye.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

I'm in Bloomington, Indiana, right now, which keeps surprising me :) New Orleans is home, though, and I grew up in New England. So any of those would work. Thank you! :)

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

Fuck. Jeez. Goddamn. sniff. sigh.

― ac, Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

ac, who are you?

Nick's turn!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Sunday, 24 August 2003 03:23 (twenty years ago) link

yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 24 August 2003 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

And anyway, screw you, don't rush me. I fucking hate that.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 24 August 2003 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

Get out of my limbic system! Out! Out!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

1. FUCK THIS GAME I'M NOT A NUMBER

2. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

3. GLARRRRGGGGHH

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 24 August 2003 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

Hurry back and bring the sun
Let me be
You're one and only one
With just one kiss
Stop the rain from the skies
Tears from my eyes
Fallin' on-a my face
And rollin' down my cheek

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 24 August 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

It seems that I can't say anything without being attacked. If I say "chocolate ice cream" I will be accused of it having a sinister meaning, or of it meaning that I am "better" than someone. If I stick to the thread topic instead of entering into a silly argument, then I am also hated. This is what I am thinking right now.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Orbit, you are fabulous. I have a headache. Selling doughnuts [the correct spelling for you pedantic folks] outside for a few hours after church services. Ick. I mean, I like the people, but you can only smile and do your little impromptu selling schpiel so much. And I'm sleepy. And I can't believe I broke down and went to McDonald's to get my lunch. Ugh. But what was I to do? I was starving. I feel fairly good from the inside. Still need a nap, dammit. A long, luxurious nap. And then to rise again for tonight's Mass. I hope we don't have to sell doughnuts after that Mass too.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 24 August 2003 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

Popel popel in der Nase. Pustekuchen, Osterhase.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 24 August 2003 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

Popel popel in den Ohren. Wer zu spät kommt, hat verloren.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 24 August 2003 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

Popel popel in den Zähnen. Wenn er fällt, dann gibt es Tränen.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 24 August 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

*confused blank*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 24 August 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

am finally home from boston. went to Bukowski's last night. lusted after hipster waitress, ever tho she had a bedhead haircut, and didn't like me too much after i asked her if i could move the six pack of condiments on the table.

red wine & blueberry lambics don't go well together.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 August 2003 19:14 (twenty years ago) link

nwa boekgriphelma baroof lemma jjjjeeeee

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 24 August 2003 19:17 (twenty years ago) link

wow, that sounds exactly like what Joe Strummer says in "The Right Profile". I always wondered how it was spelled! ;-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 19:22 (twenty years ago) link

ujm

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 24 August 2003 19:51 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/sexyclown.gif

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 24 August 2003 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

ugggg SKORTS

― rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 24 August 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.uha-mikakuto.com/star/ema/image_new/pk_um.jpg

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

i'm thinking about my so-called friends

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 23:52 (twenty years ago) link

wow I really do have a cold, this is juuuuuuust perfect

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 25 August 2003 00:03 (twenty years ago) link

i wish the internet wasn't so damn useful

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 25 August 2003 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.co.yamhill.or.us/pics/logging/trainwreck22.jpg

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 25 August 2003 01:43 (twenty years ago) link

Does everyone in this city have a cold right now? By what miracle have I not caught it yet?!

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 25 August 2003 01:46 (twenty years ago) link

Tunguska blast! Weird, I was telling someone about that just yesterday. And discussing the likelihood of another giant space rock smacking the planet

― rob geary (rgeary), Monday, 25 August 2003 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, that's not what that is. That's just a train wreck

― rob geary (rgeary), Monday, 25 August 2003 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/18/47/27481/490695764337l.jpg

bleah. i needs to cut down on the beer. i gots the carb face.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 25 August 2003 03:19 (twenty years ago) link

Fuck.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 25 August 2003 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

Skipping 757 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

after eating three pieces of pandulce including a yo-yo (fresh slice of bread, buttered and covered with sugar)

no wonder I've gotten fat. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

I just realized that several places in this paper, I typed "emergency of systematic thought" instead of "emergence of systematic thought," and damn do I wish I were writing a paper on the emergency of systematic thought.

(Help! I need some thinking ... help! not just any thinking ... help! I need systematization...)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

no cable modem. . .no DSL. . .damn fucking ghetto hood. .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 18 September 2003 04:26 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.bear.org/images/HWB_Slide21_FS.jpg

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 September 2003 04:53 (twenty years ago) link

29 days

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 18 September 2003 06:01 (twenty years ago) link

Fuck me! Of course I can't sleep the night before starting a new job. I'm gonna a complete mess all day and they're gonna think I'm psycho.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 18 September 2003 06:50 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, if you just get 4 hours or so, you should be just as fresh as after 8 hours. Well, up till lunch time I guess.
Good luck.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 18 September 2003 06:59 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks, eh. Coffee will be my friend. It's gonna be a long fucked up day.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 18 September 2003 07:06 (twenty years ago) link

Good luck Brian!
all i can think about today is my new house & how I can't wait to go round there again & show my mum & dad. :-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 18 September 2003 07:33 (twenty years ago) link

'Everybody in the place, let's go!'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 18 September 2003 07:51 (twenty years ago) link

Patrick Moore
Plays the Xylophone
Patrick Moore
Plays the XY-LO-PHONE

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:07 (twenty years ago) link

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/musclebeachparty.jpg

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

heh.

http://www.area5.co.uk/smilecraft/images/catalogue/bigpics/firespit.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

I am strangely calm. I am not sure why.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:40 (twenty years ago) link

crap! how do you know if you should go get stitches? i just completely lopped off part of my thumb. i put the flap of skin over the exposed flesh. it won't stop bleeding. help! it's soaked through 4 harry potter glow in the dark band aids in the last ten minutes, is that bad?

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

Dude Emily if there's a flap of skin and exposed flesh to put it over, you prob'ly need stitches!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

! Geez, get yourself to urgent care at least, pronto. Off computer now!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

Ditto, Em! Bleeding all over the terminal ain't a good thing....and we can't provide any insurance coverage.

(If you are still reading this, get up and go already!)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

Fuck me! Of course I can't sleep the night before starting a new job. I'm gonna a complete mess all day and they're gonna think I'm psycho.

Bryan, better to be wired from excitement rather than coffee. Congrats on that job! Now, sod off and get a little sleep;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

Have I done the right thing? I think I have but I still feel like shit.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

Nap Time! Nap Time! Who's up for a nap?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

I am thinking that
I have decisions to make
that might change my life.

I also know that
everything has to change.
fuck it. here I go.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

Bloody nosy people round here. If you DON'T quit reading over my shoulder, I'll have to whip-slap you! Well??? Much better.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 September 2003 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

we're thru bein cool
we're thru bein cool
eliminate the ninnies and the twits

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 September 2003 23:39 (twenty years ago) link

"time to show those evil spuds what's what"

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 18 September 2003 23:43 (twenty years ago) link

Is it a bad thing to hear a popping sound when stretching?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 September 2003 23:56 (twenty years ago) link

don't scoff at my talents, babe. i gots crazy powers you ain't seen yet.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

I wanted you to alleviate my concerns and truly be there, not break my heart even more. *sighs* Oh well, I should try to stop thinking about you, at least for now. I should just concentrate on other things, on trying to be a better friend to friends in general, on self-improvement, on getting healthy. I should do this for a long while, so I can put some distance away from all that has happened and if you're still interested in at least a friendship, you'll get a better friend from me. Still, though, even though it's easy for my mind to commit itself to this, it's incredibly hard for my heart to pull away. I had never felt anything like that with anybody ever in my life, so now I have to learn what to do about the aftermath. I just wish to God there was someone else out there like you.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 September 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

ditto.

and HOW IN THE HELL COULD YOU STAND ME UP MUTHAFUCKA!?!?!?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 19 September 2003 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

somebody start up a chat...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.telekom.ru/i/logo.gif

28 days

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 September 2003 03:42 (twenty years ago) link

"Foouuuuuurrrrr Weeeeekssss"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 04:08 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.cacart.com/images/endsmokeytopaz.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 19 September 2003 08:03 (twenty years ago) link

http://shakerfestival2002.homestead.com/files/2281_kettle_corn.jpg + http://www.buninyong.com/winery/muscat.jpg + http://southsidecallbox.com/images/tigerlily3.jpg

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 September 2003 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

I sure hope those assbastards show up tonight.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 September 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.paellapan.com/RVPaella.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 19 September 2003 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

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