going into surgery today on my thumb, will be out for a min but when I return it is on, win da ring for da king! Luv my team, Cavs baby!about 7 hours ago via API
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
"a min" = 8 weeks
due to his advanced size, he will literally feel like only a minute has passed.
― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
if u ask him about the lakers championship run, he will describe it as the gr8st week of his professional life
― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
thumb injury mars shaq's scheduled mid-season siesta
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
mars or enables?
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
well its like spending yr sick day actually sick
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
on yr wedding day
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Love Bruce Bowen's bowtie:
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4955782&categoryid=2378529
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
L...LOL
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/6136745
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2552/3860435117_434aca733f_o.gif
― am0n, Friday, 23 April 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nba/news/story?id=5711574
― am0n, Monday, 25 October 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
RIP BIG MAN
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nba/news/story?id=6615886
― max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link
enjoy your retirement big dude
http://www.tout.com/m/9944wo
― circles, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
question is could he challenge barkley as our most beloved retired player?
― max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.tout.com/m/jgm0gr
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
is shaq on tout's payroll? b/c i had never heard of it before today
― circles, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
wait how could i forget
http://hoopspeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/4403371633_1541b5f28b_o.jpg
― max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
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― markers, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
thanks for all the lulz
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link
^
Shaq needs to join up with the TNT crew. Although they would need to find a way to make his voice audible to the average viewer.
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
rip big man
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
So much funnier than Wilt. He'll be missed.
― Aimless, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
i keep reading this as "Shaq's back", like, his body part. which is sad now that i realize how old he is
rip most dominant ever
― pearsonic, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ldvsC.gif
― отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link
what a bro
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
have to admit, sorry to see him go. Watched the entire press conference yesterday, the guy is kind of amazing, one of the greatest ever "performers", up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc as far as being at home on a big stage
― Dominique, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link
could ball it up too
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc
don't forget liberace and elvis
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.basketball-reference.com/blog/?p=9588#more-9588
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
He missed 5317 free throws in his career
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.sportsgrid.com/nba/shaq-and-shaqs-girlfriend-most-likely-stretch-the-limits-of-what-is-sexually-possible/
holy god
― tine nic (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
his dick must be the size of her arm
― tine nic (k3vin k.), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 10:22 PM Bookmark
think more discussion warranted on this
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
can i just
http://shaq.com/media/wysiwyg/shaq_soda.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
the strawberry cream soda one was p good
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STZAPItlAV4
― k3vin k., Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
sick
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
i still have my Shaq soda cans in our kitchen
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsD5nFgU0AA-zTl.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dsjt1d_U0AAXlWV.jpg
― Spottie, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-xSnhoVIAglpFK?format=jpg&name=large
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link
shaq looking a little concerned there!
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CyYxAdQQ52k/VEwWLO-BOGI/AAAAAAAA0to/648Jn-5sUIk/s1600/vlcsnap-2014-10-24-19h40m22s154.png
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link