"I like it the twitter" ... the Ozzie Guillen Twitter thread

This is the best thing ever

mlb network guys awesome job..Harold R...can't have twitter account bc no one follow u lol about 4 hours ago via txt

Ozzie is great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=V4yVa7CiuTk&v=UnPe1w4mzxo

OzzieGuillen Iam very bad playing texas holder

lol!

OzzieGuillen Big game tomorrow and is no because the cubs about 2 hours ago via txt

Good star loved exited very exited
9:25 PM Mar 4th via txt

Just saw and talked to nolan wow one of the best ever what a pleasure.
9:32 PM Mar 4th via txt

Nolan Ryan
9:32 PM Mar 4th via txt

I SO SAD

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/f/e/7/d/Orioles_vs_Athletics_d628.JPG

Today is the birthday of one of my favorite people ever frank you are the best happy birthday my great friend and is not thomas

FUN HATERS
White Sox nix Guillen's plans for own website

OzzieGuillen let's eat suchi now

yesssssss

Happy st. Patrick day big day in chitown go green yesssss drink safe please and please don't drive enjoy

You can put it on the bored yesssssss

Enjoy with my family nothing better than that my boys and friends thas one tink keep me a live

Next cult ILB thread: I Ate Suchi Next to Ozzie Guillen Last Night

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?
6:34 PM Feb 23rd via txt

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, February 25, 2010 5:40 PM (3 weeks ago)

OMG LOL. Dyeing with laughter.

OzzieGuillen

At the game go blackhawk 5 minutes ago via txt

Oh my god 0 and 2 when I watch the blackhawk no more. I jinx them 8:51 PM Mar 20th via txt

OzzieGuillen
Goo luck to my guys for a great summer and all the venezuelan player even the ones I hate to death

yessss

@OzzieGuillen Sorry food
less than 20 seconds ago

@Ozzie Guillen Nine still great love the foot
3 minutes ago

I like how his clarification does little to actually clarify wtf he's talking about

"Nine, a dining establishment located in Chicago, is still great. I love the foot."

He's saying he meant to tweet he loves the "food," not the "foot".

Does anyone have info RE: US Cell?

kick

I hate the foot.

us cell is a v v nice place to see a game tbh. this shocked me, mostly bcuz of how ugly it is on TV

OzzieGuillen Great news my wife call me comcast come true I have my cable done thanks

^^lol. The whole cable rundown that preceded that is hilarious.

Comcast is now saying they came to my house. They suck. Its not free they r not the only cable company. - 7 hours ago via txt

Its amazing to me how u have to wait for cable. As if I was getting it for free. 8 am they said wow - 7 hours ago via txt

Waiting for comcast people to show up in my house godddddd please take a little longer is not free - 8 hours ago via txt

Back to telemundo and oscar nice program la bomba yessss

Thanks comcast I watch venezuelan tv thas important in my life yesssss

OzzieGuillen Comcast chanel sundances

OzzieGuillen
I going to play the mega ball please god help me iam a good person very good person lol

OzzieGuillen: I know we sucks no remind me iam sucks you no have to remind everyone lol lol

ah reading these tweets always makes me chuckle

holy shit!!!

http://deadspin.com/5548316/ozzie-guillen-has-no-sympathy-for-clevelanders

^____________________^

suddenly I <3 ozzie

cold

OzzieGuillen: Great job manager leyland you are class act send galarraga to the plate great baseball man

OzzieGuillen: Usa next round yesssssssss congrats

not twitter but:

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/aug/01/sports/la-sp-baseball-notes-20100802

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/ozzie-latinos-mlb-experience-far-tougher-than-asians

Asked his opinion on Guillen’s remarks, “Baseball Tonight”’s Bobby Valentine described the employment of Japanese-t0-English interpreters as “necessary” given the relative paucity of Asian players, arguing the sheer abundance of Spanish-speaking coaches and players in most big league clubhouses was adequate cover.

Thanks for setting us straight, Bobby.

On a related note, the scenes of The Club that show Kenny Williams working out -- as he watches the White Sox lose -- are extra hilarious if you merely listen to them.

Enjoying this great day off in anaheim some shopping then maybe dinner with my goo friend bobby abreu

ozzie claus

Great tribute this baseball people mlb awesome hope one day I seat on the same table
11:21 AM Dec 7th via txt

okay, I figured out how to log into twitter. now how do I send Dan Harmon messages?

i don't know how to use twitter.

wait a second, who's ozzie? sorry wrong thread.

<3<3<3

“F--- more years. I want more money,’’ Guillen said. “I don’t work here for years. No, I want more money. Years, what, I’m going to die poor with the White Sox? Hell, no. Listen this is my job. It’s the only thing I can do. I have to make money out of somewhere. I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.

“Life is about money. People don’t believe that. People are happy after they make money, f--- it.’’

<3<3<3

I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.

not so. robots will take over for doctors and lawyers, but no-one suggests they will replace baseball managers.

fuck yeah, ozzie

i highly doubt that he will ever be unemployed, though. if that ever happens, shit is really fucked up

if the marlins have such issues with lomo tweeting, why on earth would they go after ozzie?

(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, September 26, 2011 8:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i can already picture the lomo/ozzie twitter moment on some sheen/kutcher emmys backstage broing down

i will miss him in chicago

Hope Reinsdorf goes after TLR.

Will miss you, Ozzie.

haha be careful what u wish for

ugh please no TLR, then i wouldn't have a chicago team i could root for anymore

Ozzie Guillen
O Junior still care about soxs players cut the crab lol lol u are a fish now

lolzzie, know your market

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7787381/miami-marlins-ozzie-guillen-apologizes-fidel-castro-comment

I love Jeffrey Loria and respect him for staying in power so long.

''I was saying I cannot believe somebody who hurt so many people over the years is still alive,'' sanskrit told ILX.

@OzzieGuillen

tina. dont. get. crazy. whit. my. boy. juices. please. is. my. man down. miami. lol

buster olney u so full a shit whit u stupidcomments about the miami team we still play hard we yes no wingames i think u no watch.

— Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 15, 2012

Y U NO WATCH MIAMI MARLINS

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@OzzieGuillen
happy bithday lil wayne my guy u are the man dawg

the marlins have dismissed manager ozzie guillen

rip

Also, as a parting gift, you can put this sculpture on eBay for us and pocket five percent.

if only he'd been free to interview in Boston

http://i.imgur.com/4FS9hrH.jpg

Dude just dropped a photo of a murdered guy on my timeline, thanks bud.

@jjcoop36
Ozzie Guillen is managing again. He's the Frontier League Normal CornBelters' guest manager on Wednesday. His son Ozney is on the team

Ozzie will be at the SABR convention in Miami this summer on the Perspectivas del Béisbol: Covering Baseball for Hispanic Fans On ESPN Deportes panel.

crossing fingers for nick swisher and ozzie twitter e-beef

― sanskrit, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:22 AM (ten years ago)

Yeah so @OzzieGuillen really didn't hold back when discussing Nick Swisher pic.twitter.com/KJyvwJTWOM

— White Sox Talk (@NBCSWhiteSox) August 6, 2020

let’s goooo

Source: White Sox to interview Ozzie Guillén next week @NBCSWhiteSox https://t.co/PVA18Y9Kxc

— NBC Sports Chicago (@NBCSChicago) October 21, 2022

wow almost 10 years to the day

happy 60th to the legend