Cricket...

I didn't think it was taking the piss, he's just described precisely what happened to me last time I played

"Once I threw a wobbly for 5/0/i/2220 for after my first chugger caused a Pollyanna; imagine my face when the three tits went up on scoreboard! Lawks, what a shocker!"

Dan, you are a genuis!

That is a direct quote from Blowers on TMS, I'm sure of it.

I can hear him saying it in my head, for sure

50th over - 316-6: Unbelievable scenes! Mascarenhas has just smashed five consecutive sixes from the final over of the innings from Yuvraj Singh. This after a dot ball from the first delivery of the over. The first six was actually caught by Chawla at long leg, but the leg spinner tumbled over the boundary rope, much to his despair after taking a great catch. The next four were slightly less dubious, all launched high into the leg-side boundary.

Amazing.

I know, bastard, and I missed it. Deffo must watch highlights tonight.

I saw it.

Was this even on TV last night??!?!?

It only really worked as a spectacle when you didn't know the result. More twists than the proverbial corkscrew. Anderson bowling like a muppet. Edges. Heroism. An utterly predictable final stroke (yeah, like bringing mid-off up was ever a good idea...)

What a great game! I watched Sky's 2-hour highlights. India looked devastating for a long time. Lots of great individual performances - I reckon Uthappa was unlucky not to get MOTM for his matchwinning runs and fielding genius.

Shame! Touch o' the Bradmans about that. Also, no more Inzy... *sob*

Bye bye Sag Aloo! Good series win for SA...

England, shite as usual

What happened to the great young test side of 2 years ago?

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

i repeat: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

And given how poorly Sri Lanka played on their recent tour of Australia, the current series really speaks volumes about the state of English cricket...

Australia's still thrashing everyone though. It's just boring now.

kerry o'keefe on the concept of englnd suffering 'stage fright' during the last ashes series: "Nervous? I once went to a nightclub to pick up a supermodel. I wasn't nervous, I just wasn't good enough."

haha, kerry o'keefe is like shane warne with the cheeky rollercoaster lifestyle maxed out and the actual cricketing ability removed...love him

jim maxwell is the best though. super, super commentator.

They're both fantastic.

In Australia we get Mark Taylor on the telly and he's SHIT. Oh god he's so bad. He has no personality whatever, and rambles on and on and on and on and on and on about absolutely nothing. We watch it with the sound down and ABC radio cut in instead.

Also Ian Healy - fucking moron.

Results of Australia-wide vote:

Australia's best commentator   

Place  	Commentator  	Votes

1 	Richie Benaud 	3022

2 	Kerry O'Keeffe 	2171

3 	Bill Lawry 	1441

4 	Jim Maxwell 	1215

5 	Mark Nicholas 	1036

6 	Damien Fleming 	829

7 	Michael Slater 	725

8 	Tony Greig 	625

9 	Mark Waugh 	521

10 	Peter Roebuck 	520

11 	Ian Healy 	483

12 	Ian Chappell 	463

13 	Allan Border 	386

14 	Brendon Julian 	369

15 	Mark Taylor 	336

16 	Geoff Lawson 	324

17 	Glenn Mitchell 	267

18 	Greg Blewett 	174

19 	Keith Stackpole 126

20 	Terry Alderman 	111

21 	Simon O'Donnell 108

22 	Ryan Campbell 	93

23 	Jamie Cox 	81

24 	Danny Morrison 	77

25 	Kim Hughes 	73

26 	Darren Berry 	65

Where's Billy Birmingham?

McNicholas what the fuck. Slimy arrogant hyperbolic choad of the highest order who needs to get over his crush on Michael Clarke ASAP.

I like Mark Nicholas!

He often adds excitement to a passage of play and he isn't boring (often coming out with a decent line or two) but c'mon, the sweat and grease drips off his every last syllable. I find him nauseating more often than not.

Plus, I've heard from an insider on the Hampshire dressing-room (2nd team player in 90's) and by his account he was an absolutely appalling human being.

a right wicket fiddler, he is.

Let's just say that his passion for the game is more pronounced when a young blond player is at the centre of things.

"Once I threw a wobbly for 5/0/i/2220 for after my first chugger caused a Pollyanna; imagine my face when the three tits went up on scoreboard! Lawks, what a shocker!"

-- HI DERE, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:47 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

still funny

Wow, that's pretty fucked re Nicholas. He seemed like a nice-ish dude. Well, better than Fucking Shit Heals anyway.

Nicholas was all about the public-school snobbery, the 'cutting' of players from less privileged backgrounds. You had to know the right people to get his respect. He would terrorise the younger players. In the showers he was without mercy in his commenting. Probably very well-endowed, the bastard.

Kerry, Jim and Vic Marks is pretty much my ideal commentary line-up, TV or radio.

Brett Lee supports the back end, again

You never reduce Australia to 134-6 on the opening day of a Test without expecting severe repercussions. Bloody umpires helping 'em on their way too. India to fall short of the follow-on target again.

i remember loving cricket when i was a kid but i think i just hit the thing around...

Well, that's better than not hitting it around!

it is, right?? =P

Any game with Australia is boring because of this. Yawn we win again etc.

If you hit the thing around without getting out, then you were better than I was! Maybe you should take it up again! I'm sure there are a few clubs near where you live.

Kerry O'Keefe on Hogg being hit over the MCG fence by Tendulkar during India's 1st innings last week : "The last time I saw a chinaman hit like that was in a Bruce Lee film!"

#1 commentator. FACT.

Had he been watching south park?

Jesus! How's he get away with that stuff??

Harbhajan banned for racist jibe

Not like a South African dude to make a ludicrous decision on racism.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/cricket/its-not-cricket-furious-kumble-points-finger/2008/01/07/1199554493907.html

http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/ci/content/story/329440.html

MV Sridhar, the assistant manager, who spoke to the media before the decision was announced, said there was no video or audio evidence involving Harbhajan. "We felt there was no substantial evidence," he said.

The Perth Test looks like it could be an interesting one.

I want on-field fighting.

OH THERE WILL BE VIOLENCE

Some dopey pro-Aussie umpires need a bit of a slapping too