Someone will have to translate some of his updates if they're good enough to share.
― van smack, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
chances that this twitter even makes it out of spring training alive?
― Yo cassidy is so hot. He blowin up really big. His freestyles are si (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/02/guillen-amazed-by-twitter-fuss.html
― Andy K, Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/baseball/mlb/02/24/guillen.twitter.ap/index.html
― Mark C, Thursday, 25 February 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Guillen said he wouldn't follow anyone else on Twitter: "I never follow anyone, and I never will."
― sanskrit, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
what I saw on the field today was a lot of grass...
WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS OZZIE!
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
DAMN you couldn't make this shit up
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
@OzzieGuillen Bed and bath I love this places3 minutes ago via txt
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
went to the sandwich shop and read about this in the sun times, now following coach guillen on twitter
― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Looking for tickets to go to wrestlemania, I need help with that, they r way too expensive9 minutes ago via web
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link
going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?6:34 PM Feb 23rd via txt
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd6:10 PM Feb 23rd via web
<3
This is the best thing ever
― van smack, Friday, 26 February 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link
mlb network guys awesome job..Harold R...can't have twitter account bc no one follow u lol about 4 hours ago via txt
Ozzie is great.
― van smack, Saturday, 27 February 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=V4yVa7CiuTk&v=UnPe1w4mzxo
OzzieGuillen Iam very bad playing texas holder
― Mark C, Sunday, 28 February 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link
lol!
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
OzzieGuillen Big game tomorrow and is no because the cubs about 2 hours ago via txt
― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Good star loved exited very exited9:25 PM Mar 4th via txt
Just saw and talked to nolan wow one of the best ever what a pleasure.9:32 PM Mar 4th via txt
Nolan Ryan9:32 PM Mar 4th via txt
― francisF, Saturday, 6 March 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I SO SAD
http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/f/e/7/d/Orioles_vs_Athletics_d628.JPG
― sanskrit, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Today is the birthday of one of my favorite people ever frank you are the best happy birthday my great friend and is not thomas
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
FUN HATERSWhite Sox nix Guillen's plans for own website
― bnw, Friday, 12 March 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
OzzieGuillen let's eat suchi now
― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link
yesssssss
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Happy st. Patrick day big day in chitown go green yesssss drink safe please and please don't drive enjoy
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
You can put it on the bored yesssssss
― Andy K, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Enjoy with my family nothing better than that my boys and friends thas one tink keep me a live
― felicity, Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Next cult ILB thread: I Ate Suchi Next to Ozzie Guillen Last Night
― felicity, Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link
going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?6:34 PM Feb 23rd via txt― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, February 25, 2010 5:40 PM (3 weeks ago)
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, February 25, 2010 5:40 PM (3 weeks ago)
OMG LOL. Dyeing with laughter.
― felicity, Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
OzzieGuillen At the game go blackhawk 5 minutes ago via txt
― shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh my god 0 and 2 when I watch the blackhawk no more. I jinx them 8:51 PM Mar 20th via txt
― felicity, Sunday, 28 March 2010 06:43 (fourteen years ago) link
OzzieGuillenGoo luck to my guys for a great summer and all the venezuelan player even the ones I hate to death
― Andy K, Monday, 5 April 2010 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link
yessss
― van smack, Monday, 5 April 2010 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link
@OzzieGuillen Sorry foodless than 20 seconds ago
@Ozzie Guillen Nine still great love the foot3 minutes ago
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 11 April 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I like how his clarification does little to actually clarify wtf he's talking about
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 11 April 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link
"Nine, a dining establishment located in Chicago, is still great. I love the foot."
― Andy K, Sunday, 11 April 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link
He's saying he meant to tweet he loves the "food," not the "foot".
― felicity, Monday, 12 April 2010 08:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Does anyone have info RE: US Cell?
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
kick
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I hate the foot.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
us cell is a v v nice place to see a game tbh. this shocked me, mostly bcuz of how ugly it is on TV
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
OzzieGuillen Great news my wife call me comcast come true I have my cable done thanks
― artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
^^lol. The whole cable rundown that preceded that is hilarious.
Comcast is now saying they came to my house. They suck. Its not free they r not the only cable company. - 7 hours ago via txt
Its amazing to me how u have to wait for cable. As if I was getting it for free. 8 am they said wow - 7 hours ago via txt
Waiting for comcast people to show up in my house godddddd please take a little longer is not free - 8 hours ago via txt
― van smack, Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Back to telemundo and oscar nice program la bomba yessss
Thanks comcast I watch venezuelan tv thas important in my life yesssss
― painu vittuum... (jdchurchill), Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
OzzieGuillen Comcast chanel sundances
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
OzzieGuillenI going to play the mega ball please god help me iam a good person very good person lol
― Skank Bloc Polonia (Andy K), Thursday, 20 May 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
OzzieGuillen: I know we sucks no remind me iam sucks you no have to remind everyone lol lol
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
ah reading these tweets always makes me chuckle
― a fool committed to a VISION of SOMETHING NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS (jdchurchill), Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit!!!
http://deadspin.com/5548316/ozzie-guillen-has-no-sympathy-for-clevelanders
^____________________^
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
don't even need to open that
― pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 February 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Getting ready to watch bruno the movie lol51 seconds ago
Joey cora favorite movie19 seconds ago
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Sunday, 20 March 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Happy eastern my friends new day let star kick some butt35 minutes ago
― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 24 April 2011 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link
KenDavidoffOzzie Guillen could receive a suspension for his in-game tweets (Wednesday night at #Yankees). #MLB seriously considering it. #WhiteSox
― Andy K, Friday, 29 April 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link
i'd post 2 games but all of you know that because of Twitter
― sanskrit, Saturday, 30 April 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.fangraphs.com/not/index.php/list-things-that-draw-two-game-suspensions-from-mlb
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 April 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link
Macho man I was big fan of you and so were my kids we a wrestling family u were awesome
We will miss you slim jim
U put wrestling on the top u was good and funny and who no remenber elizabeth
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
"@nomecallolaboca: @OzzieGuillen Where did you learn to speak english?"> I'm still learning but in minors john kruk teach me
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Sunday, 3 July 2011 07:38 (twelve years ago) link
Sending Dunn out there v lefties is just cruel
― Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
BIEVENIDO A MIAMI
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
they should trade him to the cardinals. larussa + lomo = reality show
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link
not yr teaM ANYMORE?
xp
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
<3<3<3
“F--- more years. I want more money,’’ Guillen said. “I don’t work here for years. No, I want more money. Years, what, I’m going to die poor with the White Sox? Hell, no. Listen this is my job. It’s the only thing I can do. I have to make money out of somewhere. I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.
“Life is about money. People don’t believe that. People are happy after they make money, f--- it.’’
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.
not so. robots will take over for doctors and lawyers, but no-one suggests they will replace baseball managers.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
fuck yeah, ozzie
― blank, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
i highly doubt that he will ever be unemployed, though. if that ever happens, shit is really fucked up
― blank, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link
if the marlins have such issues with lomo tweeting, why on earth would they go after ozzie?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, September 26, 2011 8:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, September 26, 2011 8:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
i can already picture the lomo/ozzie twitter moment on some sheen/kutcher emmys backstage broing down
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
i will miss him in chicago
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link
Hope Reinsdorf goes after TLR.
Will miss you, Ozzie.
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
haha be careful what u wish for
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
ugh please no TLR, then i wouldn't have a chicago team i could root for anymore
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link
Ozzie GuillenO Junior still care about soxs players cut the crab lol lol u are a fish now
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link
lolzzie, know your market
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7787381/miami-marlins-ozzie-guillen-apologizes-fidel-castro-comment
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 8 April 2012 12:35 (twelve years ago) link
I love Jeffrey Loria and respect him for staying in power so long.
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
''I was saying I cannot believe somebody who hurt so many people over the years is still alive,'' sanskrit told ILX.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
@OzzieGuillen
tina. dont. get. crazy. whit. my. boy. juices. please. is. my. man down. miami. lol
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
buster olney u so full a shit whit u stupidcomments about the miami team we still play hard we yes no wingames i think u no watch.
— Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 15, 2012
― mookieproof, Sunday, 16 September 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
Y U NO WATCH MIAMI MARLINS
― Andy K, Sunday, 16 September 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
@OzzieGuillenhappy bithday lil wayne my guy u are the man dawg
― Andy K, Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
the marlins have dismissed manager ozzie guillen
rip
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
Also, as a parting gift, you can put this sculpture on eBay for us and pocket five percent.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
if only he'd been free to interview in Boston
― crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4FS9hrH.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link
Dude just dropped a photo of a murdered guy on my timeline, thanks bud.
― polyphonic, Monday, 24 February 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link
@jjcoop36Ozzie Guillen is managing again. He's the Frontier League Normal CornBelters' guest manager on Wednesday. His son Ozney is on the team
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link
Ozzie will be at the SABR convention in Miami this summer on the Perspectivas del Béisbol: Covering Baseball for Hispanic Fans On ESPN Deportes panel.
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 March 2016 02:22 (eight years ago) link
crossing fingers for nick swisher and ozzie twitter e-beef
― sanskrit, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:22 AM (ten years ago)
Yeah so @OzzieGuillen really didn't hold back when discussing Nick Swisher pic.twitter.com/KJyvwJTWOM— White Sox Talk (@NBCSWhiteSox) August 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link
let’s goooo
Source: White Sox to interview Ozzie Guillén next week @NBCSWhiteSox https://t.co/PVA18Y9Kxc— NBC Sports Chicago (@NBCSChicago) October 21, 2022
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2022 20:42 (one year ago) link
wow almost 10 years to the day
― lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:05 (one year ago) link
happy 60th to the legend
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 January 2024 03:16 (three months ago) link