i think the Down Syndrome girl on Family Guy saying that her mom is the former governor of Alaska is more of a "joke" than a joke.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Once described as a mix between Placebo, The Cardigans and Goldfrapp this international group from Madrid are lapping up all their musical influences and delivering an honest and passionate musical response.
― dmr, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 7:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Placedagapp?
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 8:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
livin it up at the joketell california
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry, man, I def don't mean for this to be the forks hall of fame or whatever, but that one grabbed me
― Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
my own fault for browsing ilx while waiting for cuban sandwiches; I will cop to that being "horribly formed"though didn't someone else post a followup along the same lines?
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
PlabCrapFlap?
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, March 3, 2010 4:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
no
― fuckin' (jeff), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
peter criss is such a horseshit drummer
― Deuce Bigalow: Male Juggalo (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, March 15, 2010 4:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I love the notion of a "Horseshit Drummer" .... a messy assignment.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, March 15, 2010 4:40 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― hacksaw jim suggban (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 15 March 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
actually that made me lol a tiny bit tbh
― work makes you pee (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
horseshit kind of cakes doesn't it? prolly get a pretty good sound out of them things.
― zvookster, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link
the title of this thread always, always makes me lol
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link
me too, actually.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
amusing myself with various medical permutations of it at the moment
what a horribly formed "stoma"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "stent"
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
almost cried w/lol over that one ice cr?am
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "arm" (as said to someone with a deformed arm)
― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "form" (as said by Plato)
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ worthy of original thread impulse I think, workin hard here
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "form" (as said to someone who makes a living designing forms that are filled out for applications &c)
― max, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "form" (as said to someone who is merely plugging in variables into the form of a joke)
― but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "corn" said the podiatrist.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly corned "form" said the proctologist
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly mourned "bjorn" said the swedish funeral director
― but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly Bjorn'd "shore" said the guy at Abba's beach party
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly shorn "Zorn" said the free-jazz legend's snooty hair stylist
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:17 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly spawned "Vaughn" said the priest to Vincent's firstborn
― ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly farmed yolk said the organic epicure to the battery chicken
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
slut a far ugly stormed broke
― max, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed porn said Roger Ebert
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link
you don't understand 'a horribly formed joke' is the name of my dog!!
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ omg <3 <3 <3
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link
had to 'ctrl s' to be sure on that one in fairness
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
from Ricky Martin is gay thread:
No, no, no. He was at Red Lobster and ordered camarones. The waiter thought he said he was a maricon.― mottdeterre, Monday, March 29, 2010 5:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― mottdeterre, Monday, March 29, 2010 5:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― morelike safer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
such a lovely "joke"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
but they just can'ttell the joke *drum fill*
― j0rdslovesomedude (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
you can log off anytime you like, but you can never lol
― ~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh man, I just got that Velvet Undergrowl joke. That's actually pretty funny. Good one, forks!
― trained to identify threads and then kill or destroy them (kingkongvsgodzilla), Saturday, 10 April 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Finally, someone who appreciates a properly formed "joke"
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link
messi kind of looks like dustin hoffman
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Plutonic relationships? Is that a relationship in outer space? Is it a relationship with cartoon dogs?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, April 15, 2010 11:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― human centipeedi peedi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 16 April 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
good lord
― hoosalah (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 April 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
thinking that a joke about mickey's dog is actually kinda funny here but *shrug*http://www.toonopedia.com/pluto.jpg
― ian, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
how can goofy be upright while pluto is on all fours? i do not understand the disney universe.
― lesley gorguts (latebloomer), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
did you ever notice donald duck doesn't wear pants
― bnw, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
new yorker's style guide is pretty wacky though, right? every issue i come across some new word that has umlauts, apparently. like just last week: "trüffle fries"
― tylerw, Friday, June 4, 2010 12:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
just want that whole thread to die, don't need shit cross-posted from it onto noize board imo
― dmr, Friday, 4 June 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
― truffleupagus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 6:05 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark
lol
― the british must pay for this (HI DERE), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
wiping a single tear from my eye after reading the snoball post for the first time in like probably 2 years
― flopson, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 06:17 (six years ago) link
I had no idea LL Bean sold guns. Did they come in flannel?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 2, 2018 9:25 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link
oh my god
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
http://www.theglobalmalayalee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dannainan-262x262.png
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link
when did u become Getoff M. Lawngarten
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:01 AM (ten hours ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 04:49 (one year ago) link
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 June 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link
but you can never "lol"
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link
paul linde in my hair
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Monday, 27 June 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link
Lynde
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 17:21 (one year ago) link
what a horribly honked "bobo"
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 27 June 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
i still can't wade into that thread to find things worth posting here
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link
p much the whole thread. and i say that as someone who had fun in it.
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 June 2022 18:51 (one year ago) link
https://scontent.fslc3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/331321409_684136130121527_1879121745178996651_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=xPRF0Y2NKk4AX8Mx-Ns&_nc_ht=scontent.fslc3-2.fna&oh=00_AfCxXr_FecMzUg56xV3tTfbHFWn89QSTTUz8rfKUb5fiUw&oe=63F23CCD
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 22:54 (one year ago) link
worthy
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
sick bug facts #3: in the 1800's, someone found this orchid in Madagascar that has its nectar alllllll the way at the bottom of this 10-to-17-inch-long tube. Charles Darwin wrote about it in a letter and predicted that there must be a moth with an incredibly long proboscis. pic.twitter.com/9fY2zoiNEf— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023
Darwin's exact words in a letter were, actually, "I have just received such a Box full from Mr Bateman with the astounding Angraecum sesquipedalia with a nectary a foot long. Good Heavens what insect can suck it!"— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 March 2023 23:26 (one year ago) link