Damage ContrLOLz

pretty much every single white kid ever that

lol chaki

love how the video cuts to a train when the singer starts singing about a train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlchexX7Bg

closing statements are amazing

o wow, this is her band. ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvIaCa77Hs

dave mustaine thinks he never killed a cat
"our cat can sleep through anything because we're musicians"
"alright mama"
and o those closing statements

"i feel like my whole life is ridiculous really"

"he's an artist"

Mykeage (3 hours ago)

I'm a cat and this offends me.

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Final Placement"

Too late, boys.

this is your life, you're gonna shine

cuz this is your life

Shine 3:39
Hey Guys we attended Camp Electric last year and it was AWSOME, we learned so much. This is our first recorded song and video. The song Shine is about second chances, striving to get to your goals, never giving up and with God anything is possible. Hope you enjoy PLEASE VOTE FOR US GOD BLESS!!!!!

http://rockthecamp.endavomedia.com/video/4ACF9AE14E/shine

judge judy thing is killing me. TEETH MOUNTAIN IS AWESOME.

JJ rulz! Is that some kind of Wham City performance art? A+++ regardless.

new auto-tune the news is pretty lols or are they seen as old hat now?

love them

the news can't get old hat. it's the news!

turtle fence <3

ya. feeling Teeth Mountain, cept bro on the bubbles.

think that might be the "alright mama" dude

"we're straight, we hate them"

oops "they're" not "we're"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqEMXIhEP8

was watching that live last night

C-, dude coulda really clowned them and went weak

also, scott van pelt is a total bro who prob got a kick out of that, so they didn't exactly end up pranking the right dude

yeah, it was clearly a personal prank on some espn anchor

lol @ teeth mountain and judge judy---"alright mama"

Apparently this is the myspace of alright mama dude

i'm sorry but i find this incredibly funny

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/25/nyregion/25chimp.html?sudsredirect=true

should have shot the person keeping him as a pet and making it drink wine.

fighting with a chimp is a serious business: http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Chimp-Attack-Victim-Charla-Nash-Shows-Her-Face

wine and ~~xanax~~

sounds like he was just taking a long weekend

well yeah because if you had a giant pet monkey you'd need to sedate it in case it rips your face off. because you are fucking stupid for keeping a pet anything-that-will-rip-your-face-off.

http://www.esquire.com/print-this/chimpanzee-attack-0409-3

As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.

St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals. They ravaged his left foot, leaving it shredded. Blood poured from his body, and LaDonna was screaming.

well yeah because if you had a giant pet monkey you'd need to sedate it in case it rips your face off. because you are fucking stupid for keeping a pet anything-that-will-rip-your-face-off.

what about dogs

Only time I hear about dogs ripping someones face off is when they are trained to attack?

bit off his genitals.

Pets have a gentle way of reminding humans they are not meant to be kept as pets.

so shocked re: ~killer~ whale ~~killing~~ someone

there was a facepalm.jpg headline somewhere about how the whale acted like nothing happened afterward

being temporarily blinded by one side of my torn-off face while three chimps are tearing off my balls and fingers is probably tops on a list of things I really never want to happen to me.

never say never dude

being temporarily blinded by one side of my torn-off face while three chimps chicks are tearing off my balls and fingers is probably tops on a list of things I really never want to happen to me.

tbh it would probably take a whole lot of baby chickens in order to tear off your balls and fingers.

jesus christ guys thanks for the bummers

you'll live

I would be honored to get merc'd by a killer whale