I work in a shoe shop and people ask me seriously to seperate their toes for them so they can try on sandals with toe-posts, the worst part is when they say shit like "I'm probably not going to buy them, I don't really like them, I just want to see how they look when they're on"
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:17 PM
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
damn girl you can beat my box any time
― banaka, Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:05 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
wait, is she at least 18?
― banaka, Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:06 AM
― the descent of mayne (am0n), Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― you can beat my box any time (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 nakhchivan and his corundum-clad turn of phrase
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
correction: lathe of phrase
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda feel s/he isn't a noob?
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
admits to being a new poster at some point, first post early february
if it's a she then please marry me, isn't though
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
you wanna marry everyone
― Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
it's a sacred institution; i demand my cut
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
mostly just you, q.
xpost
― quincie, Monday, 8 March 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
they call me the homebreaker and i ain't no demolitions expert
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, March 8, 2010 8:08 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
louis "not being a feminist just to score with chicks" jagger, ladies and gentlemen
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
you're so on the ball, it's almost like i'd have still said that, and in the pique of full seriousness, if i wasn't 100% certain our dear nakhchivan is an english gentleman in his mid-twenties
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i49.tinypic.com/2wm4d4w.gif
am new actually but used to read ilx quite a bit 2006 ish when i last had time to waste, never registered though
good content but a little too acrimonious iirc
― nakhchivan, Monday, 8 March 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
dude i'm still kneeling here, you want this rock or n
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
how many girls have heard of ariza makukula and type shit about mika vainio and godard
there's wishful thinking and then there's delusions of reference
― nakhchivan, Monday, 8 March 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
"or n"!
― fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Monday, 8 March 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
dude just buy a wig or somethin, lj doesn't have much in this world
― iatee, Monday, 8 March 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
nah he's sound but there are extravagant forms of self-depracatory theatre that despite being english i'm not english enough to understand
― nakhchivan, Monday, 8 March 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
wrong about jared boretti too
wig prenup and we got a deal
ok we can disagree about lotp and punch-drunk love fine but borgetti is kinda dealbreaker
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
extravagant forms of self-depracatory theatre
haaa
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Sexplosion! wrote this on thread opera on board I Love Music on Mar 12, 2010
oi, Shostakovich is a hack who outta be drawn 'n quartered for foisting "Moscow, Cheryomushki" on the world that never asked for it. 'is balls should be in a museum afterwards as a warnin!
Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob definitely NOT have in their collection? on board I Love Music on Mar 12, 2010
Oi, anything by linkin park or my chemical romance. bollocks 'n not worth shit off'n outhouse
Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob's 12 CDs be? on board I Love Music on Mar 13, 2010
are you serious? is 'e fookin' serious? John Cage? fuckin' chance music motherfuck i wouldn't pay 'alf a gallon of piss to listen to that shite and i like David Tudor!
geezus christ give a gorilla a taxicab and next thing you know, corbin bernsen becomes mayor...
...you're funny. you're a funny man. is that bein' nice? do i come up to you and say 'eh i'm M@tt H31g3s0n the hard-on?'.
Jesus criminy i'm in a warehouse of gay lunacy and i've misplaced my fiddle
Sexplosion! wrote this on thread WOODY HARRELSON on board I Love Everything on Mar 13, 2010
woody motherfuckin' harrelson? Oi, now i have seen it all. shite actor yet all of the womens are just in line to deliver him the booty. an' i cannot say i approve cos dude looks like grownup version of dennis the menace only alcoholic....fuck that shit
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link
oi vey
― max, Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i value him
― more like soccidental (velko), Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
@ how much?
― but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.spaceboos.com/Images/Valintines/images/love%20ya%20lots.gif
― more like soccidental (velko), Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Was coming here to post him.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean say what you want about him but this is a hell of a line:
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
ilx entering its baroque phase
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 13 March 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
its ba-something phase that's for sure
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link
eh i'm M@tt H31g3s0n the hard-on?
― goole, Saturday, 13 March 2010 06:04 (fourteen years ago) link
came here to see if there were guesses on which regular that is & what's motivating him
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Saturday, 13 March 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
if it is a sock, i'd like to hope it's noodle vague
― oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
it's this kid
http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Dennis%20the%20Menace%20Beano.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 13 March 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty sure it's this dudehttp://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/ginger-sock-man.jpg
― more like soccidental (velko), Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
He's pretending to be English but he's doing it wrong.
― Colonel Poo, Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
socksplosion!
― broanna brewsome (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
oi, so wattehfuck am i not gettin' about 30 rock, every episode i've seen i've been all like 'well fok wot the hell just happened' and then hobble off to the kitchen for some bourbon and brie, mebbe some skittles....
― Sexplosion!
― more like soccidental (velko), Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
a sock in need of darning, this one.
― ade or nabisco - i get em confused (stevie), Saturday, 13 March 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
that sock is like ninth rate garu g
― hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 March 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Post-Rock/Math-Rock
― Markelby's Greasy Spoon (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 March 2010 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Jihad Jane
― sodamrongerbot (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
30 Rock is still enjoyable, but has yet to match such previous high points as, "Would you call what we did last night sex?"
Parks & Rec is slowly getting better, mainly due to Aziz Ansari.
The Office either treads water or tries to out-wacky itself; both are equally dull.
Community...well, I despise Chevy Chase with a passion. Never once found him funny in anything. And the strength of the case and the writing is such that I can easily tune him out (or it makes him halfway tolerable).
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:47 PM
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.lesnikowski.com/whois/Whois_box3d.jpg
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.tarfumes.com/
― max, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
rip mr wizard
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
A political & humor blog also featuring movie & TV drinking games and other humor, funny signs, and ways to make money off the internet.
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Okay the problem is.
I posted a number of threads under anonymity. Now my full name is attached to them.
This is a mistake or someone's prank. But it needs to be solved.
Who can get this done?
― Herbee, Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:56 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I will take legal action if this is not solved, but I;'m sure it will not come to that.
― Herbee, Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
― iatee, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe it will ;)
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link