OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

dogs actually do have opposable thumbs fyi; they just don't want to tip their hands to their human masters

or should I say, tip their PAWS???

see if dogs were just holding out on us w/r/t the fact that their paws work really well for grasping, i'd expect them to also be affected by images of earthquake devastation

So the question is whether dogs love Chinese neo-thrash. As we already know they are asslovers.

*reads last post*
*decides not to investigate thread further*

it's time for the nard-dog to take mags into his own paws

see if dogs were just holding out on us w/r/t the fact that their paws work really well for grasping, i'd expect them to also be affected by images of earthquake devastation

"Why oh why didn't I warn them like the dog in that one movie I saw"

fuck to:
posers

ladies and gentlemen, my newest tattoo

they do great work in taiwan:

http://theartoftattoo.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/taiwan-tattoo.jpg

hey J0hn, what other tattoos do you have?

Pretty sure this is one of them:
http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1434032_f260.jpg

he's got lady gaga making out with admiral akbar on his lower back.

known fact.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/Ami4203/randyrhodesspelledwrongtattoo.jpg

he's got lady gaga making out with admiral akbar on his lower back.

we're talking about tattoos, though

Hey, how come only Courtney is special enough to get a portrait

dude, that's madonna.

my face is actually a tattoo, my actual face is a smooth reflective surface

I like how if he's got his shirt on all you can see is a big shitty metallic 'the' on the back of his neck

someone turn that pic into THE HOUSE OF PAIN POLL

does that say Randy Boads?

lol i think it's randy roads which is still so so wrong but i like randy boads better

It's definitely not one big R to cover both names because noway is that an 'h'

no i think it's another R but the tail hooks in so it looks like a B from that angle

I think he took the door from a stall my junior school boy's bathroom into the tattoo parlour and just said, "Gimme all of it, except put Randy Boads where that cock and balls drawing is."

Also, can anyone make out the 3 band names under TESLA and above IRON MAIDEN?

Savatage, TUFF and not sure of the other

Heavens Rage maybe?

looks like HEAVES KIDS

Heaven's Rage

GiS Tuff btw. Had lots of fun laughing at them in kerrang 20 years ago

Really tough looking hardmen

http://www.sleazeroxx.com/bands/tuff/tuff1.jpg

http://www.dsk.zaq.ne.jp/glamglam/COVERL/TUFF01.jpg

Tuft

The album title referred to the clap, I assume.

someone turn that pic into THE HOUSE OF PAIN POLL

Not that whoever did those tattoos had the steadiest hand, from the looks of it, but I could swear that says "The House of Hair", which is almost hilarious.

The House Of Hair Metal.

Also, I like dude's foresight to put Guns 'n' Roses right near his asscrack.

Is The House of Pain his name for his back? He's pointing out how awesomely tuff he was to have endured all the PAIN of tattooing to become a human jean jacket, right? Or did he really get into Jump Around after his hair metal days?

Or was their a metal The House of Pain before the hip hop House Of Pain?

it's house of hair, ffs

we need a poll to decide if its pain or hair

http://houseofhaironline.com/

if it's House of Hair, he's 23 and lives in Williamsburg and interns at Vice

was their a metal The House of Pain before the hip hop House Of Pain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1ntsBXdK88

It is HOUSE OF HAIR i think!

Definitely says hair
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/Ami4203/randyrhodesspelledwrongtattoo.jpg

So here's what I could make out:

The House Of Hair

LEFT SIDE
Judas Priest
Warrant
Accept
Ratt
(logo unclear)
AC/DC
Skid Row
Dokken
White Lion
Tora Tora
Poison
Jackyl
Twisted Sister
Kiss
W.A.S.P.
Dangerous Toys
Def Leppard
Dio
Scorpions
Britney Fox

RIGHT SIDE
Whitesnake
Motley Crüe
Firehouse
Tesla
Heaven's Rage
Tuff
Savatage
Iron Maiden
(logo unclear)
Black Sabbath
The Cult
Randy Roads (sic)
Megadeth
L.A. Guns
Testament
Quiet Riot
Ozzy Osbourne
Bullet Boys
Metallica
Great White
Guns 'N' Roses
(logo unclear)

I can't tell the two nearest his pits, not the one on the bottom right that appears to start "co". Sadly, I think I've heard at least one album by each of these bands.

I think the last one is Cinderella.

if House of Hair ever runs into Eddie Van Halen at the beach, he's gonna have some explaining to do