OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

i'll be honest, high on fire kinda bore me too.

I haven't heard Snakes for the Divine but you just took yrself off my xmas list buddy

just being honest. wasn't a big sleep fan either except for dopesmoker/jerusalem. i like OM okay though.

I think Songs take far too long to get their bearing and then flail about listlessly, content with grand declarations of emotional quagmire received in wholly disconnected and unfounded ways – sorta like a dog flipping through a Time magazine photo special on the Haiti earthquake devastation. is bad writing.

really digging this right now though:

http://shop.no-colours-records.de/cover/10566bazookatoxicwarriorscd1320091028.jpg

looks like neo-thrash

I am completely over neo-thrash

it's 9:23 a.m. and i'm listening to bazooka. how about you?

recorded at ASSLOVER studio in Taiwan. everyone should record there. i think its actually just a big hole in the ground wired for sound.

I think Songs take far too long to get their bearing and then flail about listlessly, content with grand declarations of emotional quagmire received in wholly disconnected and unfounded ways – sorta like a dog flipping through a Time magazine photo special on the Haiti earthquake devastation. is bad writing.

Bad writing how? That is very evocative of flailing listlessly to make an emotional impact but being too disconnected from the source material to be effective; it's likely that the anger generated by reading that glib comment is akin to the frustration this dude feels when he listens to this music.

it is nu-thrash but it is really good taiwanese ASSLOVING nu-thrash. the riffs are great.

recorded at ASSLOVER studio in Taiwan. everyone should record there.

omg brb, goin 2 Taiwan

i know, right?

still think this line from the dude's other review posted on the metal thread would make a great ilx username for someone:

"a pulsing vibe on the clit of aesthetic eureka"

Q: You really went for a new sound on this record - what do you attribute that to?
A: I have to say, it's Asslover. Asslover really left its mark on this record, no doubt about it.

words of wisdom on the back of the bazooka album:

fuck to:
posers

well one way in which it's bad writing is that a dog flipping through a magazine is a wholly incongruous image

this thread took a bizarre turn

seriously though, i've had it up to here with the nu-thrash revolution as much as anyone, but this album rocks hard. very satisfying.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/bgleason/pt/dogs-playing-poker.jpg

xps yeah I am trying hard here to parse the dog simile and it's just not happening

well one way in which it's bad writing is that a dog flipping through a magazine is a wholly incongruous image

but that incongruity plays right back to the disconnect he's talking about

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/140/l_3154ef78d3d64e149fa6ff5068f34789.jpg

I spent like two hours the other day looking for somewhere that sold dogs playing poker on a button-up shirt in a size below XL - it's as if they only expect fatteys to wear them

i dunno abt that; a dog watching images of earthquake devastation on tv at least makes some kind of sense--with his construction i get pretty stuck on how the dog is flipping through the magazine without thumbs.

otoh if he meant the dogs that also play poker all is forgiven; i understand completely

The idea that the reader needs a backup example of 'disconnect' is also slightly off, to my mind

well one way in which it's bad writing is that a dog flipping through a magazine is a wholly incongruous image

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 2:33 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

god forbid, an incongruous image

sorry incongruous might not be the right word--i mean it doesn't make any goddamn sense

The idea that the reader needs a backup example of 'disconnect' is also slightly off, to my mind

isn't that construction like the commonest of common writing tropes (ie, allegory)?

i like the dog line! wish i had thought of it.

can dogs flip pages with paw-static?

dog was using a kindle, obviously. paw pad.

http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/funny-dog-pictures-dog-wants-to-finish-reading-a-chapter.jpg

dogs actually do have opposable thumbs fyi; they just don't want to tip their hands to their human masters

or should I say, tip their PAWS???

see if dogs were just holding out on us w/r/t the fact that their paws work really well for grasping, i'd expect them to also be affected by images of earthquake devastation

So the question is whether dogs love Chinese neo-thrash. As we already know they are asslovers.

*reads last post*
*decides not to investigate thread further*

it's time for the nard-dog to take mags into his own paws

see if dogs were just holding out on us w/r/t the fact that their paws work really well for grasping, i'd expect them to also be affected by images of earthquake devastation

"Why oh why didn't I warn them like the dog in that one movie I saw"

fuck to:
posers

ladies and gentlemen, my newest tattoo

they do great work in taiwan:

http://theartoftattoo.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/taiwan-tattoo.jpg

hey J0hn, what other tattoos do you have?

Pretty sure this is one of them:
http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1434032_f260.jpg

he's got lady gaga making out with admiral akbar on his lower back.

known fact.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/Ami4203/randyrhodesspelledwrongtattoo.jpg

he's got lady gaga making out with admiral akbar on his lower back.

we're talking about tattoos, though

Hey, how come only Courtney is special enough to get a portrait

dude, that's madonna.

my face is actually a tattoo, my actual face is a smooth reflective surface

I like how if he's got his shirt on all you can see is a big shitty metallic 'the' on the back of his neck

someone turn that pic into THE HOUSE OF PAIN POLL