"behaviorist studyists"
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
ANTIQUE hand crank Womens vibrating dildo
Date: 2010-01-01, 5:15PM EST
Amazing condition for being over (70 years old) but still works great .Was my great Grandma's, and passed down to my grandma, and then to my mother. my wife was not interested in it so I need to sell ASAP need money for christmas.
--------------------thank you---------------------Hennry j
* Location: nutley park
― sam500, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.craigslist.org/3k23me3l55Q65W15S0a416b7119a863ca1788.jpg
http://semo.craigslist.org/cto/1672266524.html
This was a project my grandfather worked on when I was a kid, and it used to terrify me, as I have an inexplicable fear of these evil creatures. I am hoping to sell it by the end of the month, as I owe child support and don’t have the cash to cover it at the moment. This was built off of the frame of an otherwise perfect 1986 Yugo Cabrio.
― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I want it!!!!!!
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
it's only $150, and you can control the tail and shoot water out the spout.
― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Not street legal,
damn
― still driving steen, banning deez, gettin my dick xhuxked (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
BEST JOB FOR FUTUREDate: 2010-04-09, 5:02PM PDTReply to: gigs-95med-1684773✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]SALE HALF PRICE PRINTING AND COMPUTER SERVICE AND RECIVE RESIDUL , LEAVE MASSAGE WE WILL CALL * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests * Compensation: YES PostingID: 1684773306
SALE HALF PRICE PRINTING AND COMPUTER SERVICE AND RECIVE RESIDUL , LEAVE MASSAGE WE WILL CALL
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests * Compensation: YES
PostingID: 1684773306
― altered dominant (get bent), Saturday, 10 April 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Starting a Small, Attitude-Free Party (Hollywood/WeHo)Date: 2010-04-07, 5:24PM PDTReply to: gigs-xbvk5-1681488✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]Reply for details if you agree with the following statement:--"I am sick of attending events at generic one-word clubs (Playhouse, Kress, Ecco, Area, etc.) that are hosted by impersonal, douchebag promoters who obnoxiously mass text all of their so-called friends and pretend to have power at a club filled with Creepers wearing Affliction/Ed-Hardy, Losers buying bottle service just to get in, and Vacuous wafer-thin girls who have no personality and think they are entitled to everything." * Location: Hollywood/WeHo * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests * Compensation: no pay PostingID: 1681488028
Reply for details if you agree with the following statement:
--"I am sick of attending events at generic one-word clubs (Playhouse, Kress, Ecco, Area, etc.) that are hosted by impersonal, douchebag promoters who obnoxiously mass text all of their so-called friends and pretend to have power at a club filled with Creepers wearing Affliction/Ed-Hardy, Losers buying bottle service just to get in, and Vacuous wafer-thin girls who have no personality and think they are entitled to everything."
* Location: Hollywood/WeHo * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests * Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 1681488028
― altered dominant (get bent), Saturday, 10 April 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link
1943 Mein Kampf signed by author - $300 (Glendale CA)
Date: 2010-04-20, 12:26PM PDTReply to: sale***********✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]
1943 edition of Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler in German. Signed by the author.
Fairly good conidition - no missing or torn pages.
Note: I am not a white supremacist. I do not care if you are or not. I see this book for what it is - a means of profit. Others might find historical, political, or linguistic relevence. Serious inquiries only.
Location: Glendale CAit's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/bks/1701618039.html
― admrl, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l18proi3tJ1qzpwi0o1_r2_500.png
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Vagina Dendata.
― nickn, Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
"signed by the author"!
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 April 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Thats some real cloak and dagger spy shit right there. Seduce the enemy then slip away with the secret plans.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 22 April 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link
hmmm my flash drive went missing a few weeks ago. guess i know where to look now.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 22 April 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Man posted fake orgy invite on Craigslist at neighbour’s house
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 22 April 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Was that you at the River Market? - m4w (Little Rock) 29yr
I was the guy in the green Ed Hardy tee that bought you a shot of Grey Goose. You had on a pair of low rise jeans and a blue halter top. You said you were graduating from UALR in the summer, and I told you that I had graduated from UAM a few years back and was getting into making amateur movies. We were supposed to go back to my place, but your friends grabbed you and made you leave with them. I never got a number, but if you remember this, tell your friends to go fuck off. If you look up cock blocker in the dictionary there's a picture of the fat friend you had that looked like Big Pun and the little Mini-You that wore the exact same colors as you. You were hot, but your friends looked like Abe Vigoda and Betty White and were very jealous that for the 154th straight night you were getting hit on and they were buying the guys drinks. You will never be happy around them, and neither will other men.
― no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link
LINK!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link
http://littlerock.craigslist.org/mis/1710260077.html
― no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Mark It's Barbie time (Back of your Benz)
Date: 2010-04-11, 11:19PM CDTReply To This Post
Yo... Hoe.. I miss you when you coming back to the az and putting on your wings for a little flight to Bakersfield! Your still my favorite slut when it comes to cocktails vintage adds and lets face it Furs! my pussy misses you and want you back.. in the hood, bring that man with you ! When you get here lets go vintage shopping and laugh at nothing all day, do not make me come out there and go digging for diamonds.. whataburger wants you ... yummy your favorite air mattress XOXOXOXOXOX
MEOW MEOW>>>
Location: Back of your Benzit's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
― admrl, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link
What I'm saying is, that passage read like a 17th century title page, just needs a weird woodcut of a Meth User.― Dark Notion (Abbott), Monday, February 22, 2010 10:54 AM Bookmark
― Dark Notion (Abbott), Monday, February 22, 2010 10:54 AM Bookmark
this really cracked me up for the record
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Barbie time reads like Peaches lyrics
― no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/mis/1727067145.html
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 May 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Ned's:
The funeral service was wonderful. It was a sad day to mourn the loss of your father...but you looked terrific...All I could think about is being with you. You looked so sexy all dressed in black..loved the boots they were so hot. I think we get together for a drink. I know now you are mourning but maybe next week.
― Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Friday, 7 May 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link
very thoughtful of him to wait a week
― no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Friday, 7 May 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Entry level CAD Designer
Job responsibilities include, but are not limited to creating drawing layouts, apply dimensioning and tolerancesand creating bills of materials.
Must be efficient with AutoCad and Pro-Engineering / Wildfire.
Internship is available from now until the end of September, 2010.
To qualify:1) applicant must be a parent of a minor child ORbe 18-21 years old.2) be unemployed
WTF with those qualifications?
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
They want someone so desprate for work that they would put up with being treated like shit/paid peanuts?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link
can assume that w/ just about anyone looking for a job tho
― iatee, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:42 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yah this pretty much my life
― no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/mis/1767267030.html
I want to give you a Super Baby - m4w - 40 (Decatur)
Date: 2010-05-30, 7:13PM EDTReply To This Post
Ladies, I have a serious question about your desires to have a child. What traits would you prefer you child to have? Are you aware that there is a chance that your child is going to be similar to the man that you have your child by. So with that said why you have a baby by a regular guy instead of having a baby by a “Superman”. I am a DDF black male that would like to donate his sperm in helping you have the child of your dreams. Let me list my best traits: 1) Great memory runs in my family. 2) I am very smart. 3) Height runs in my family where I have several members over 6-5. 4) Great strength runs in the family. My daddy once picked up the front end of a car. 5) I love to read books. 6) I wanted to start school at age 3 and start college at age 10. 7) Good manners and behavior runs in my family. 8) Surprise people with my speed and quickness. 9) My grandmother had straight black hair and I have “good hair” when cut. 10) Men in my family are concerned handsome.
Why I am doing this? A few years back, I helped a woman have a baby and she has been thrilled with the child and said she has never seen a child like that. Her kid get up every morning at read books. Her kid has a great memory and in fact, she knows where every thing is located in Kroger and the child is only 2. The child wanted a doll she saw on TV and all I did was take her to the store and she picked the exact she saw on TV. She can carry on a conversion and recognized people even on the phone. She is very quick and fast. She is very powerful for a two year old. She has very thick and pretty hair. The child is smarter that most adults. Now ladies if it is your desire to have a baby that can grow up to do something in life, I am the guy for you.
― ᵒ always toasted, never fried (crüt), Monday, 31 May 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
She is very powerful for a two year old
― Fetchboy, Monday, 31 May 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Ladies! Here's your golden chance to have my babies. I guarantee you will be thrilled with my offspring. And I do this all for free!
― Aimless, Monday, 31 May 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/lgl/1780561776.html
False Accusation of Child Molestation-- need help (chicago)
Date: 2010-06-07, 7:35PM CDTReply to: job-y9xha-1780561✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]
I've been falsely accused of child molestation. There is no proof that it happened because it didn't. I'm accused with one other and they have dragged the Mormon church into this because of their deep pockets. I have nothing, so they are hoping the church will settle which they won't because we have substantial evidence that this person is and was mentally ill and is in this for the money. In addition, this was all investigated before in criminal court 10 years ago and it was dismissed. DCFS also investigated 10 years ago at the same time and declared that it was unfounded as well. The accuser recently turned 21 so she is taking advantage of being able to file a civil suit for money, as is her attorney, of course. I can't afford an attorney so any help would be useful. Since the church is involved, they have hired the best in the country, a local Chicago firm. I'm just a poor co defendant and I'm in way over my head.
This could be good case for a law student.
let me know if you have any ideas.
thanks.
Location: chicagoCompensation: none, just a very interesting case. Very good for a resume. Possible high profile exposureThis is a part-time job.Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.Please, no phone calls about this job!Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.PostingID: 1780561776
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link
In my professional legal opinion, that person is crazy.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://ignoredprayers.blogspot.com/2010/06/beat-it.html?zx=18d025411962282f
― Barnaby, Hardly, Monday, 14 June 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Hehehe. Hehe. Hahaha. (See above: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html)
I'm a straight bro. As in not gay...I'M NOT GAY.
Just a little conflicted, that's all.
― viborg, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
We are looking for a nanny for our three year old boy. We would love someone who's Hispanic or from Tibet. You must have extensive experience and references we can verify. We would like someone who's 35 to 43 years old, and preferably someone who's a mother herself.
We offer a good salary. We live in Manhattan, so you should be willing to relocate and move to New York City. All travel expenses would be covered. If you're interested please get in touch as soon as possible. Thanks!
Location: LA / New York CityCompensation: salary dependent on experiencePrincipals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.Please, no phone calls about this job!Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
― admrl, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
tibet is like hispain rite
― planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link
LADERA RANCH – A man on Staveley Court called police at about 4 a.m. Monday after a woman he found on Craigslist took money from him without "providing proper services and he feels this is improper," according to police logs.
The man had contacted a girl from a Craigslist ad with a picture and a phone number. She was to perform a "sexy dance" for $200, money paid up-front, according to the log.
The girl that arrived was older than the girl in the picture, "causing the informant to reconsider," the log states. When he told the girl to keep $20 for gas and give him back the rest of his money, the girl refused and left with the entire $200.
The man – whose mother was there and was "angry about it as well" – decided not to file a report.Police said no one was arrested because there is no law against a "sexy dance." Deputies did not make contact with the woman from the ad, and it appears she kept the money, police said.
― max, Thursday, 17 June 2010 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link
there is no law against a "sexy dance."
http://www.oneinhundred.com/Upfiles/upimg5/Foam-hand-cheering-mitt-with-U-4846615.jpg
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 17 June 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/footloose_6.jpg
― cunty body bean sauce? (HI DERE), Thursday, 17 June 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link
He had a point. I mean...
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― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 17 June 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.jasonbennion.com/images/kevin-bacon_footloose.jpg
^^^Illegal in 48 states.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 17 June 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
My mom's proudest accomplishment is growing up near the barn or silo or whatever in Utah where they filmed Footloose.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 17 June 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
is "accomplishment" the right word?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 17 June 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Princess Cut Engagement Set - $2000Date: 2010-06-17, 12:40AM EDTReply to: sale-cu9nc-1796190✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]
Engagement Ring Set............New Never Used........Unlike the Bride to Be who I Found in the middle of a Gang Bang after arriving home early from an out of town business trip!
http://louisville.craigslist.org/jwl/1796190452.html
― Barnaby, Hardly, Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
We would love someone who's Hispanic or from Tibet.
I'm guessing this means "if possible, we would like you to also do a second job as a tutor for our preferred languages/cultures"
― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 17 June 2010 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link
For sale: baby shoes, never worn (Gang Bang)
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 17 June 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Not hilarious, just awesome:
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/1797203687.html
― admrl, Friday, 18 June 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link
wd
― knocking u out like rocky balboa (sunny successor), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link
when does "found wife fucking some dudes" become "found wife in a gang bang."
4 guys? 3?
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 18 June 2010 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link