rolling stupid fruity crazy swag thread

the world of hip hop bloggers is a strange one

it's a lot like ChatRoulette, about half the time it's just some guy jerkin it

how is dylannn these days

he's posted like a hundred times in the past couple weeks so good i guess

and we circle back to porn, after all these years

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nick-antosca/jay-zs-empire-state-of-mi_b_346636.html

rrrgh

maybe they can explain why jay can't rap on beat to save his life anymore

i don't think there's anything i hate more about college than people talking about how much different life is than from their small rural town

that rap genius website is so embarrassing

the whole idea is way too condescending

For example, in one of my favorite lines ever, Em describes impregnating J-Lo on “I'm Back”:

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just swear that it ain't mine!

As great as the passage is, other than mentioning that at the time Puff Daddy was dating J-Lo, there’s not much to add…“Well…he wants to have sex with Jennifer Lopez, you see, and he doesn’t want to use a condom…” No duh! Nobody wants to use a condom, you don’t need Rap Genius telling you that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-SYPaIzs9c

well the website has existed for years and it's called urbandictionary.com

poor folk scrape dollars
spent the last of their income tax on impalas with the (?)
at church give awards to the best dressed
pastor drive a bentley, got me thinkin i was less blessed
cause i let a middleman, he was cappin what i'm askin
i don't understand, how you fit that many rings
on a helpin hand, tired of deception
but i pay his kids' tuition cause i'm tryin to get to heaven
ain't it crazy, scared to have a baby
i can not protect it from the same streets that made me
concrete gladiator, bloodshed overflow
real life song, places russel crowe would never go
pimp tight flossin, look at what it cost me
peace of mind, no sleep, late night tossin and turnin
waitin on the end
pray that god forgive for my sins
in 2000 and beyond

ummmm... wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtJ6bXnoQxE&feature=player_embedded

the commercial is kind of cool but it's hilarious/-_- when he gets his game face on and then spits that soft serve shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giWfNN0XLs8

*facepalm*

am I missing anything if I haven't heard a damn thing from this album?

"how low" is genuinely dope -- best luda single since "pimpin all over the world"

btw why are people on the internet posting this drake commercial like shit hasn't been on tv for like a month already

What is a tv?

word

yeah "how low" is worth hearing rev

i watch a shitload of tv and i just saw the drake commercial for the first time last weekend.

hey deej did you see Reynolds listened to yr mix (and also thought that quietus piece was the most amazing piece of writing evar)?

deej's laptop is up in heaven with biggie and tupac so he might not have seen that reynolds listened to his mix -- i'll text him tho cuz that's pretty cool

it's too bad cuz i wonder how deej feels about big krit revealing himself to be freddie gibbs pt 2

in what sense?

in the sense that deej was criticizing gibbs for being this sort of MOR rapper with all the right southern touchstones but no real discernible personality or exciting music to justify the hype -- and these songs that krit is putting out sound like gibbs songs in that sense to me -- nothing wrong with that of course, but not exactly the antidote that deej was talking about back in dec or so

if u can find me a gibbs track more boring than krit's "hometown hero" my hat is off to u

i'll save my eye muscles the strain

are you listening to the Cocaine retail or the big three disc bootleg thing?

retail -- i know ro unassociated himself with it but it was a less daunting undertaking than the bootleg

yeah the bootleg is hard to process, i play the retail a lot more. i love the 15 minute screwed "fondren & main" on it tho.

it would've been on my p&j ballot had i heard it before this week

posting from a liberry computer -- yeah i can already see KRIT is gonna be BoB'd out of listenability within the year -- apparently having too many influences is just as MOR as having none. he needs time to develop w/out the internet soaking up every good/wack track he drops

Somewhat belatedly I've checked out and fallen head over heels for Trunk Muzik. What an amazing album.

<3 the diddy boppin in that "o let's do it" remix vid upthread

not having computer access to music is killllling meeeee

yeah i had no laptop for pretty much 4 months last year & it killed me AND i live 5 mins from a library & walk past it every day

yeah i can already see KRIT is gonna be BoB'd out of listenability within the year

haha i love "BoB'd" as a verb

guys

so my roommate had these girls over, and one of them was talking about how he knew this dude who did a rap song and we gotta hear it, so we go to queue it up on facebook, and the girl is like "his name is 'Goon'" -- so at this point i'm obviously internally rofling at this dude going by merely Goon -- AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT THE GUY'S BIRTH SURNAME IS GOON

MARK GOON

go on

should I legally change my name to Rodney Goone?

wacka is performing on 106 atm

hahaha this is so hilariously bad

he's stopped rapping so he can headbang -- his hypeman is a mini wocka

they just did a lil wayne @ the grammys & bleeped out a whole two bars -- apparently this guy is some sort of sex symbol

i don't think they practiced this performance

he seems like a good kid in this interview with an actual personality, i can see why he's kinda becoming a star -- at least comparing him to OJ who has to be the most unintelligent person i've ever heard speak

rocsi is reporting that waka likes to read a lot

haha wiki

Raquel Roxanne Diaz (born 17 November 1983 in Tegucigalpa, Honduras), better known by her stage name Rocsi, is an American Host of 106 & Park television personality. She is also known for her sexy toes that she shows off in high heels.Some rumors are going around saying she is dating Terrence Jenkins,better known by his stage name Terrence J from 106 & Park.