Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

do you think that gay guys are more likely to be in a relationship (casual or anything) than straight guys?

Gay people just seem so much more outgoing (I'm sorry if I'm stereotyping). I feel like it is easier for them to get in any kind of relationship than straight guys

I just had a gay guy hit on me from facebook and I've become so disconnected with real life that I was like "what the hell, we can be friends mr. random stranger that lives far far away from me - but no I'm not going to call you but thankyou for saying Im handsome". I haven't heard that in years because I'm so damn picky with girls and I don't get out much (Ive been on okcupid several times in the past 5 months but only e-mailed 3 girls). Plus I don't have much self confidence these days.

maybe the gay guys are attracted to my stuffed animal pictures

lol

I'm a god damn straight teddy bear, boy next door, dude

stop

Here's my profile. (removed by user request) Say anything or nothing. I dont care anymore. I finally go the courage to complain about being a single loser. It feels good to admit it. I'm only human. And yet I still am a picky ass mofo because none of these girls on these dating sites interests me and I don't go out much. Let them say what they want about me. It feels good to finally speak my mind

I sent a message to a girl cuz we are 91% matched and she mentioned one of my fave restaurants in her profile. chances of her writing me back? i'm guessing... 10%.

I just logged into my profile for the first time in like 18 months and found this in my inbox "You have a charming smile, whats the secrete?"

I secrete, now? :|

Also I'm not sure how I have a "truly charming smile" when I am completely 100% not smiling in the ridic photo I put up.

Hhahah my ex comes up as a top 5 match for me.

Bless ye, nicholas.

i just got a msg that said "you're picture is ridiculous :)"

a) waht
b) "you're picture" i mean C'MON
c) :)

i just messaged another girl whose profile said she was willing to look up journal articles for ppl. 92% match.

(gettin drunk btw.)

exercise caution

throw it to the wind imo

i DID ask that woman to look up a journal article for me about the history of the song "I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow" as background for teh article on Emry Arthur I am researching. <3 librarians.

Does it tell you what match you are with a person if you look 'em up directly? Curious to see what % I am with u, Ian haha :)

no idea. how do you search for ppl directly? can you use e-mail or something creepy like that??

ian u r not a tough man to find

Dunno, i'm listed as "trayceee" if that helps any.

if you know their username - www.okcupid.com/profile/(username)

ian u r not a tough man to find

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, February 22, 2010 6:02 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol!

trayce, we are an 87& match!

% too.

Hah, not too shabby!

it's nice seeing people loosened up around here

My profile has said "I'm taken and not looking I'm only here for the quizzes" for 87676r564e years and I still regularly get pinged by guys :/

Yes thats right you heard me, R E YEARS.

braggin.

like, okay, this girl seems cool & all but then i get a big wtf like--

Food? I love Panera Bread. Oh, and Chipotle.

now i'm getting paired up with girls who are into zombie apocalypse shit.

ian and i are 93% bros

xp swear like half the profiles for ladies under 26 or so in mpls have ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL pix

whats wrong with panera bread and chipolte?

the fact that there's so many better options in brooklyn.

cheaper, healthier, more delicious. all around better.

I get hung up on peoples' music taste but never their actual food taste

on the other hand I do like to say "you like taco bell!" as an insult (Basketball quote)

but where I live there is only chain restaurants like Panera and Chipotle

when i lived in suburban USA i ate at denny's and wendy's all the time, not to mention teh outback steakhouse, but living in new york i kinda feel like there's no excuse for mediocre, conservative dining habits.

omg i forgot about the stuffed animal photo! jfc.

I know it is uncool to harp on abt something from 60 posts ago and of course it is pretty obvious that older women are out of luck in the dating pool, but I am still surprised that the messages-on-OKC peak is as early as 21 - OK, we have only just deemed you adult enough to drink but it is all downhill already, now you are old and should just find the nearest ice floe tbh

(OKC stats page, v. interesting though it was, and chatroulette thread kind of bumming me out about possibility of basic human interaction in a hypermediated and hypersexualised world that shows every sign of worsening or whatever that old ILX meme was, but oh well, just sleep-deprived Monday crankiness really)

wow an ilx approved dating service?? I gotta try this

these 'tell me about yourself' questions are worse than cover letters

O_o the fourth match on my list is named 'opengoal'

fifth match is ready2bone

This lady I know who moved here to New Mexico from Ohio complains alla time abt how there's no Chipotle here. We have all the best & cheapest Mexican food in the entire world here. Like we were both eating these amazing giant $2 chile relleno burritos and she was all, "They're good, but they're no Chipotle." wtf??

lady likes her fuckin chipotle whatcha gon do

revoke her new mexican driver's license imo