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yeah, we lose one hour of tits

revolutions have been launched over less.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

tom brady has launched over less

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

tom brady has launched over tits for less

(just wanted to post that)

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

guys we should stop saying tits.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

knockers?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ok !_!

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Fun bags!

― Leee, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.

WAHT

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

SLEDGEHAMMERS SHOULD NEVER BE INVOLVED IN THE "MOMENT OF TRUTH"

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

boxinghelena.jpg yet again?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

NEITHER SHOULD GALLAGHER

watermelons are ok tho

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I should spike a watermelon tonight.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, Tom-Brady-In-Cleveland.

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i prefer the collective "rack".

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"puppies"!

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Like Tom, I cut mine up in pieces.

this may not be an xpost

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

"sweater meat"

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

boobage.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sticking with tits.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread is disgusting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"this thread".

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread has all the drama and passion we've come to expect from Tom Brady.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"we've come"

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

rip this thread ;_;

Bright eyes,
Burning like fire.
Bright eyes,
How can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

45 minutes until i tear out of here and pour enough booze down my throat until i can't remember my own name.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I like to think this thread is up in heaven with the Kosar thread and all the fake Dr morbii. Heaven needed a Brady thread... heaven needed a Brady thread.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I should be disgusted, but I'm filled with pride for some reason.

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

but guys, I could have lived without ever being made aware of the phrase "sweater meat." ;_;

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

We'll have to agree to disagree.

― Leee, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

the prolific one is allegedly at it again.

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh christ, he put his mind to it and he knocked up that olson twin didn't he.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm waiting for Brady's Immaculate Conception.

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

no woman is safe

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

not even bea arthur?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

his stash of Maude adult fan fiction suggests, no

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

imagine that kid, with brady's football smarts and maude's body type, he'd be the prototypical left tackle. i'll bet maude could've been another tony boselli if she'd chosen to go that route.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

so higgins, what did you hear? you can't just drop a bomb like that then bolt!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, CK's just another in a long line of namby-pamby naysayers that can never show Brady or the Pats any respect.

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i heard a massage therapist has stepped forward to say she's carrying brady's child. this is starting to become a naughty version of spartacus.

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, so is just shooting indiscriminately now? like one of those lawn sprinklers?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i heard you got knocked up in a bar

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

belichick is going to have holmes gelded!

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know who's playing center for the pats next season but i think maybe he should look into getting a norplant implant.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

AND THEY STILL COULDN'T GROW GRASS IN THEIR STADIUM!?

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Fucking's easy. Horticulture's hard.

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

My dad knocked up my mom two twice two times, and could never get the grass to turn any color besides taupe.

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

his stash of Maude adult fan fiction suggests, no

man, lawrence kansas, sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

jhoshea otm in the other thread about how if he were another player he'd be catching shit for this. I can't wait for Kornheiser et. al. to be all "virile, mmmm" about it.

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 8, 2007 4:25 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this still cracks me up

― ~*~*~*~*GAMES AS ART*~*~*~*~ (cankles), Monday, 13 July 2009 06:46 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

While JPMorgan’s $6.2 billion trading loss last year was “embarrassing,” the bank has delivered three years of “record” profit, he said.

“It was one of the stupidest things I’ve seen,” Dimon said. “I’m mostly sorry to my shareholders. But JPMorgan is not obviated by a mistake.”

Dimon said Tom Brady, the New England Patriots football player who has passed Joe Montana for the most National Football League playoff wins by a quarterback, called to cheer him up after the loss.

“I owe him a lot,” Dimon said without specifying when the call took place. “At first I thought it was a friend of mine pulling a prank. I thought it was Lloyd Blankfein,” he said, referring to the CEO of Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (GS)

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-22/jain-calls-with-dimon-to-allow-banks-to-fail.html

wtf

― iatee, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

omg maybe bundchen-brady baby and moynahan-brady baby can have a tension-filled opposite-sides-of-the-tracks soap-opera-y relationship like on that one WB show!
― horseshoe, Thursday, March 8, 2007 4:21 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

lol

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

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