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An idea whose time has come.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

IT'S A NEW ERA

― !aNiMeGaLaXy (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek

― Dan I., Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

no, let's talk about it some more XD

― Dan I., Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

"I've been beaten up enough times in my life"

I'm not shocked by this revelation, but not sure it's true either.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF),

― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

still can't understand a word he's saying

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

suggest beatdown

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow that guy is really crazy.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FyWm6QMk0

let's not get into racial specifics, ok guys? (i don't even know where these people are from, brazil?)

― jaxon, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

They're speaking German.

Also, lol!

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Awesome.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

hero!^

― jed_, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Way more loltastic than crazy unintelligible bus dude.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

No doubt! I suspect it might also be faked.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Plz just let me keep believing in the Brontosaurus.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

that is an amazing Bold Move (TM)

also if that's real i bet he got that chick's number

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

its probably a tageszeitung viral ad, but i loled nonetheless.

― ☆, Thursday, 18 February 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky0ob1v3uS1qzrq6yo1_500.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't get it??

― Joint Custody (ian), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link

it's lil wayne made to look like avatar. which of these 2 don't u recognize?

― jaxon, Thursday, 18 February 2010 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

lil wayne ;_;

― Joint Custody (ian), Thursday, 18 February 2010 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link

wait to clarify the above video, i can get paid to read email?

― 3:16 (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 February 2010 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link

which of these 2 don't u recognize?

lol

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 18 February 2010 12:17 (fourteen years ago) link

NBA LOLZ!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdNiXidfLcc

― ddb, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

nash rulz

― am0n, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link

nutrition nashi

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxZkaEge0R8

― am0n, Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL!! NASH IS SO BRO

― ddb, Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

WHERE DO U GO TO MEET GIRLS WITH LISPS??............ASKING FOR A FRIEND!................(FRIEND = MY PENIS)

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Friday, 19 February 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

flawless victory is such bullshit, everyone knows "Tyrone" (so racist) got the first hit in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

lol splattered blood

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:48 PM (2 days ago)

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

real blood is real, fake blood is fake

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

please

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

as someone who was taking me to task the other day you have some fucking nerve posting epic beard man meme videos

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i "like" the part at the end where the people are teaming together to ruin the life of the girl who posted the video and supposedly stole his bag

― poll smoker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't really understand why that information had to be posted but maybe you're just being ironic?

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

...

what the hell, guys

― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

deleting the personal info post

― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 155,000 for epic bread man. (0.27 seconds)

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

epic skateboarding dog >>>>>> epic beard man

― am0n, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

TRULY EPIC.

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.nomaas.org/images/drudge_siren.gif

― am0n, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i wish something else was funny these days

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wyxVv.jpg

― dmr, Friday, 19 February 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

yes!

― jaxon, Friday, 19 February 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda lol but mostly sad

― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 19 February 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMupiEdM-Fg

― am0n, Sunday, 21 February 2010 06:23 (fourteen years ago) link

missing the lols.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

dentures, hon

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LJPnvteKj4

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcyDA2L5L0

― am0n, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

Ew, cats with that horrible skin condition that makes people's skin into toenails.

― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E

― Jibe, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 08:15 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=hkDD03yeLnU&feature=endscreen

― goole, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

i need dayo to weigh in on that Chinese news report

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

xp !!! O_O :DDDDD

― Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

I will do some investigation but china has enough country bumpkins that that's an entirely plausible story xp

― un® (dayo), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

after 80m we dug out this meaty object

― the late great, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

I'm ganna make a walrus out of ham and cheese. See if it can balance a beach ball.
MrAnatamize 5 hours ago

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder if the beach ball is also made of ham and cheese?

― the late great, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.hiphopmusic.com/lastblackpanther.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDuqk_DSMw

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

I could watch that kind of shit all day.

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

be careful what you wish for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1R9LbHjgI

― un® (dayo), Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

I get to live in that moment forever with these.

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymA8T-ZWTCQ

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

pplains I met somebody from little rock the other day. do you have any shibboleths I can use to wow him?

― un® (dayo), Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

I asked him what his favorite barbeque sauce was and he said sweet baby ray's. O_O

― un® (dayo), Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

• The word viaduct is pronounced VY-dock, for some reason.

• Capitol is really 5th Street.

• I dunno, whatever these dudes rep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HGc1c2ve

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HGc1c2vek

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

want to put out a 7" of the Price is Right: Insane Edition b/w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43Ate3Itjs

― andrew m., Friday, 6 July 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvFjARmWXA&feature=player_embedded

― a bag of andy capp's hot fries (stevie), Saturday, 25 August 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

special edition breast cancer pink

― The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 August 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

that was the moment i knew it had to be shared here.

― a bag of andy capp's hot fries (stevie), Saturday, 25 August 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

i just knew pizzapartment would make an excellent gift

― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

"Wow, this is great, I can't wait to use it"

― the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 26 August 2012 03:53 (eleven years ago) link

OMG, 215 number = this was someone in Philadelphia county. Tears abound ;_;

― the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 26 August 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/84NeX.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2013 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ossSWj17Jnk

Kobe Bryant 21 hours ago
Thanks for the song Chief - #300 #Mambaout

Francky Desravines 5 hours ago
STFU, Kobe.

― bnw, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://yhoo.it/TEHgno

― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

holy shit

― goole, Monday, 7 January 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

why would he
why he did he

― "reading specialist" (Z S), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

he why did would

― "reading specialist" (Z S), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

i'm OK!

― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/embed/xVrJ8DxECbg

― 乒乓, Thursday, 10 January 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

hearty lolz at swivel dude
some of the most human responses

― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

so... do you know anything about techno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3Oj-Dq-MM&feature=player_embedded

― Sébastien, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

Cosmic Nerve Endings Are Telling Us How To Move

― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

The world is coming to an end, and we don't care!

― the so-called socialista (dowd), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

lol is that james from twin peaks

― ♨ (am0n), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWW20wNfqXU

― ♨ (am0n), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

Holy shit, that's basically The Daft Punk Story
guest starring Utah Saints!

― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

I still can't believe that's real and from 1996

― joygoat, Saturday, 12 January 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

amazing tweet: https://twitter.com/TaraReid/status/293805156691222530

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

my god

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 05:31 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKGerjB-d1w

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, 15 April 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

REd shirt at :49 totally knew what was going on.

― pplains, Monday, 15 April 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

utterly shocked nobody punches the chair

― gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 April 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

can a mod lock this thread

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, 15 April 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

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