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also lol @ dhalsim

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

fob doesn't even come close to explaining.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4281/tynan6in.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

please to explain WHAT IS "FONG"???

UNDERWAER THAT GOES IN THE BUTTCRACK

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

when will he grace noize board with his divine presence?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG NOW EVEN ALLY IS HAXXORING

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i think a good goal to have is to make it so that once you get onto this internets, you will never get out of here because there will be absolutely no way to access any of the links. and, uh, somehow we break the "back" button on yr browser.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i think its amazing that tynan has no idea about this thread or that image

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://lcni.uoregon.edu/Rollover%20Pics/TynanWebSite.png

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 8 June 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

T/S TYNAN VS. MOBY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJnKgsWPGw

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i know dudes that use 'jong' as a slang

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i must concede that star wipe is my favorite wipe

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

>what does this even mean! it's totally awesome!

KlingonAcademy.com Discussion Board - Yoga Flame Strike YOGA BLAST! YOGA INFERNO! (all yoga attacks are fire based)

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's the "for all time" part that really gets me

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:12 (seventeen years ago) link

My boss: "is he rapping?"

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, he *IS* rapping

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

its a bit jaymc stalkerish, but this will help keep tabs on his latest missives.

he's blissfully unaware of ILE though.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm really liking the piano version, as a second wind. I kind of like it better than Nelly Fucktado and all that other shit...oh shit. Lily Allen is HELLA better than Nelly Fongtado. Timbaland is to powder drinks as Jessica Simpson is to acne commercials.!!!

You might laugh
You might frown

walking round
lndn town

yeah that's city life...

fucking quit acting like you are listing to something important. you aren't. there's only three albums worth listening to this year. they are:

band of horses
Belong
TalkDemonic...BEEATCH

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today 4:15 PM. (TynanTynan!) (later

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

this guy is a put-on

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Vice records sends me emails like this.

-- deej.. (clublonel...) (webmail), June 9th, 2006 4:22 PM. (deej..) (link)

well, you are fucking retarded then. that sux to be you.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), June 9th, 2006 4:23 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 9 June 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Nelly Fongtado

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha ha ha.

The guy's music taste is utterly, inexplicably terrible, but his boundless naive puppy-dog enthusiasm (even when it's for sufjan stevens, wtf) and his complete lack of self-awareness are starting to seem kind of likeable to me. Argh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

the macho steez he fronts is TOO MUCH omg rofffffflllllll

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i think he's drunk

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not entirely convinced that this tynan is the tynan! but it probably is.

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not entirely convinced that this tynan is the tynan! but it probably is.
"Ask Pashima"

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

From: mhalberstram@yahoo.com
Subject: I think
Date: June 9, 2006 4:55:10 PM EDT (CA)
To: XXXXXX@gma1l.com

he is too.

==
This email was sent by Tynan DeLong (mhalberstram@yahoo.com), a user of ilXor.com.
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

slocki has a new friend

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

hoping to find some Richard Marx here...I didn't. Back to the bathtub.
-- Tynan DeLong

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ok he is a comic genius.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet US$2.00 that tynan really likes dane cook

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 10 June 2006 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

wow that "retarded/sux to be you" post is super-fongnoxious!

IP does suggest it's all the same guy.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

HHMMM, YOU ARE A PITCHFORK JOCK, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY THREAD, SPAKNK YOU!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhal

I'm coming to the conclusion that "Tynan" is indeed someone's idea of a wind up, though. A brilliant creation, if so, spaknk you.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want to talk about Ace of Base anymore. Wait, scratch that. It's the ONLY thing I want to do. And I'm HELLA sick of Ant's badmouthing people's threads! Tell that guy to get a face lift fong style.

-- Tynan DeLong (mh

Also, the best yet:

tynan, don't you realize everyone thinks you are a big joke?

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinkle

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha oh man.

think the noise board 'broke' tynan like it did tuomas.

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha the wrinklepaws thing is hilarious

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

CAN'T
STOP
LAUGHIGN

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i believe in tynan

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't even get the yoga flame thing... also where the hell are all his pix coming from -- is that really him upper left???

― /4 LFG PST (blastocyst), Saturday, 10 June 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

-i thnk he is real

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Saturday, 10 June 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i think maybe he couldn't take the abuse from wrinklepaws

or maybe he found this thread

maybe he is gone forever

COME BACK TYNAN WE LUV YOU

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

To Fong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Tynan DeLong

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i have to meet a new client today and i guess i had a stress dream last night. in it i was in their reception area and i realized they were really cool because they had "Wit & Wisdom of Tynan DeLong" wallpaper, which consisted of all of his best quotes translated into braille.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha awesome

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

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― indie disco dancer, sweet romancer (haitch), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm guessing this was linked already and i just missed it?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KCN_cOhC7oQ&search=tynan

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

so ghetto

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, KILL ME FOR BEING WHITE

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

who's called him?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

GOAL: Wearing Interpol shirt.

― Jumpman (account), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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