LOLZ @ LAWYERS

im a lawyer for a govt agency (no tombot) and i get fwd'd ^that^ like twice a yr

counselor.

i didn't know j. crunch was an esq.

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

^lol

orallllll roberts university

http://www.trogerslawoffice.com/images/header_3.jpg

lols-a-plenty. Makes me feel a little better about the examinations I've performed.

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney Can I get a new attorney?

lol

http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/LionelHutz.jpg

http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/Peter%20John%20P%27Ta%20Mon%20Peter%20P%27Ta%20Mon%20John%20Trial%20Lawyer%20Above%20the%20Law%20blog.jpg

^^^^^^ real lawyer ad, btw

omg

last year he apparently billed himself as "the thug lawyer." new year -- new ad.

i'm a partner at the "q" firm (quality)

i'm a senior associate there.

"no evidence, no conviction"

good motto imo

there was a free publication (like a miniature magazine) you could pick up at a carry-out near where i used to live that seemed to be aimed at local drug dealers and had ads similar to that

good niche practice.

gotta specialize these days

thinking baout this expungement special

all federal and state courts.

impressive.

oic this is why he's in the news now http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/81635587.html?showAll=y&c=y

he's gonna need an expungement special. if he's lucky ; )

"this is an advertisement"

dont wanna go over any lines here

there could be a picture thread of brian "the bulldog" watkins, esq. ads so easily

^^^fictitious bulldog

http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/ONeal%20Legal%20LLC%20Peter%20John%20Peter%20P%27Ta%20Mon%20John%20JD%20MBA%20Above%20the%20Law%20blog.JPG

why pay BIG bonds when you can get them reduced?

if you are pulled over by law enforcement . . . always be polite. yes sir. no sir.

do not carry guns in your vehicle. especiallyin the presence of drugs.

good advices.

Do not be a drug dealer.

toll free 1.888.88NOT ME

its not legal advice, its what my dear mother always told me, from the time i was a lad

http://abovethelaw.com/LA%27s%20Dopest%20Attorney.jpg

she's the dopest.

http://ckamediation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/gorillalawyers.jpg

they shoulda made ted "former silverback gorilla"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TRcQCuP2b5A/Sht1PtIdKLI/AAAAAAAAGS8/e6WgUhiZhFo/s400/lawyer+discrim.jpg

mmmm, crappy lawyers. Some clients love this shit, though. When I was representing some lady ("I grew up with 50 Cent!" kinda shit), we were in a lobby waiting for our hearing. This huge muscled out frat dude lawyer guy struts out all douche style, probably gunning for a job at Smith & Liggett ... my client looks at him glowingly, and then looks at me with some kind-of "why'd I end up with him?" kinda look.

We ended up winning hands down. People don't understand being chill and prepared is the best strategy. All the best litigators I know are the mellowest people out there (potentially sociopaths).

lol at the personal injury gorillas

harvard law, affordable

want to smoke pot on probation?

her outstretched arms in the picture make it look like she's about to take flight.

shes "famous" in LA

her dad is a big legalization advocate, she has (used to have?) "sexxy" ads that ran in the back of the alt-weeklies

yeah, she's kind of attractive. well, it's either her, or the prospect of being able to smoke pot on probation, that's attractive.

i saw some of 'intolerable cruelty' the other night

pretty gd funny imho

thank you for your time

want to smoke pot on probation?

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, March 10, 2010 8:23 AM Bookmark

Do you reckon she's selling clean pee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-QzZCc1sJg

harvard law offers an llm in "selling clean pee," actually.

(xp)

John Roland, Compensated Spokesperson:
http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john_roland_wide.jpg

http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john_roland_cu.jpg