TS: Ben Roethlisberger's Blog vs Peyton Manning's Blog

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It's not just his caps lock that got stuck. It's like he got brain damage or something.

Tho he covers all his bases:

01/23/06

WELL THE TWO DESERVING TEAMS HAVE JUST EARN THEIR WAY TO SUPER BOWL 40 I AM NOT GOING TO PICK A WINNER BECAUSE I GOT FRIENDS ON PITT. AND SEATTLE I JUST WANT A GOOD GAME THE TEAM THAT WINS THE TURNOVER BATTLE MOST LIKELY WILL WIN THE GAME IF YOU ARE GOING TO DETROIT HAVE FUN BE SAFE AND GOD BLESS ALL YOU FANS FOR MAKING FOOTBALL THE BEST SPORT EVER ALSO SALUTE TO OUR TROOPS WE MUST NOT FORGET WE ARE A COUBTRY THATS STILL IN WAR PRAYERS FOR THEM AND THEIR FAMILY

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Green's blog is kind of sad, the way he basically just didn't post a damn thing during the season and has come back last week to chat about his film interests.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Also this puppy picture from upthread is clearly a puppy being held by a member of Patriots, check out his hand!

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rotty_ruth.jpg

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I GOT FRIENDS ON PITT. AND SEATTLE I JUST WANT A GOOD GAME = best superbowl analysis yet

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Finding My Way in Philly
05/03/04

I think I am having a little problem finding my way around the building. Other than that, once I step on the field, it is something that is natural to me. Obviously, I have to get my timing down with the offense and develop some chemistry with Donovan McNabb. Once I step on the field, I just go play. It is different playing with a new team. It was definitely refreshing. I have a new start. I feel I will be able to accomplish some things personally and as a team, we have all the people to make some things happen. We have to take it one practice at a time, one day at a time, and one week at a time. This is just the beginning, the start of mini-camp. I am looking forward to bigger and better things for me. This is a first-class organization all the way across the board. This is the standpoint for which a lot of teams are trying to get to. I remember when I first went to the 49ers, they kind of held the ball in those regards, but now this is what the Eagles are all about. The offense here is very similar. I looked over everything last night. There are some new wrinkles here and there in the verbiage. Other than that I am comfortable. There is nothing that I see that is different. The offense is pretty wide open. For the West Coast offense, for a receiver, I don't have to go in and say I have to catch 100 balls or have a 1,000 receiving yards. If you are doing what you are supposed to be doing in the West Coast offense and you are the primary guy, then those numbers will come. My ability after I catch the ball, that is the icing on the cake.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

BRILLIANT!!

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Ben's apparently letting someone else type or something; the whole tenor of the "gameweek" blog is different than what we're used to.
Here's hoping he doesn't go all corporate. I need my Zeus updates.

Tangent: what was up with the lack of Roffles acknowledgement at the SB end? Everybody loves Bettis and, yeah, Hines had a killer night, but Roffs is the youngest QB to W a SB ever. Where is the love (two interceptions aside)?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

after that second interception everyone in western pennsylvania had a horrible vision of neil o'donnell

mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

These are Ben's direct thoughts and reflections on the day, as transcribed by his agent, Ryan Tollner. Ryan is with Ben in Detroit all week. Ben will continue to provide photos from his cell phone for everyone to enjoy.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago) link

THURSDAY

As the game gets closer, our focus narrows. Thursday's practice was a good one. We were able to accomplish what we needed to, as our coaches have done a great job preparing. The media requirements were a little less today (but always some), and most of the team is choosing to relax at night. Not much to report on my end unfortunately... just trying to soak it all in and do what I need to do to be ready for Sunday. It's a fun atmosphere in Detroit. You can really sense an excitement in everyone, just being here. I am looking forward to seeing my family soon. Tomorrow will be a lighter practice, and Saturday is a walkthrough. Okay, enough for today. I know, not terribly insightful, but I guess I'm daydreaming about some big game or something... ha ha. I hope you all are getting ready for Sunday. If your having a party, stock up on some of my BBQ sauce or Beef Jerky. You can buy them both from my site, and their the best you'll find. At least I think so. Gotta go. Your friend, Ben

gear (gear), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

he's not kidding about this beef jerky thing.

http://www.plbsports.com/ProductPgs/products_roethlisberger.htm

wtf?

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I stand corrected, gear.
Didn't see that, ally.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Big Ben's Beef Jerky
Original Flavor

Made from solid strips of beef
High in Protein. 97% Fat Free!
4 oz. bag

gear (gear), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

BIG PAPI SALSA

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Soft! & Tender!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

IN LOVE

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

IN STORAGE

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

"Your friend, Ben"

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

"Chrebet Crunch"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK is that wide-eyed Rofflesbuggershit?

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link

it's like it's burning a hole into my soul.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:46 (eighteen years ago) link

It's from a Worth 1000 "make a real person an anime" thread.
http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=8996&display=photoshop

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link

THAT'S TERRIFYING.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

HI ALLY!

Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:07 (eighteen years ago) link

aaahhhhahahahahahaha!1!! The wife is like, "check thsi out," and I'm like "yeah yeah, Jessica Alba, kittens, whatev— WHOA WGHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO ALLY'S BEN"

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I MISSED IT :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

America is the weirdest fucking country.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

"You wanna take some off?"
"You BET I DO!"
Not creepy at all.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

TS: The high school dance photo v random beard shaving.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

http://benroethlisberger.typepad.com/roethlisberger/images/benfamily2.JPG
Rothlisister ain't bad.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

a little carly simon, a little kojo

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

weird hairline

gear (gear), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
OK I'm getting impatient for the ben update...

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

you should invite him to your wedding. maybe eli too.

when i was a kid i made a vow to myself that i would invite willie stargell to my wedding, but then he died. :(

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

invite Eli and ben, tell them your sister the hooters waitress will be there

gear (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh! That's a good idea. Then I can smoothly segue into the whole "Why don't you come post on my message board" thing from there, over some drinks and stogies post ceremony.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:08 (eighteen years ago) link

that willie stargell story breaks my heart, btw. That's like when I declared I'd marry Charles Barkley but then found out he was already married.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:09 (eighteen years ago) link

babe, i'm here. lets chill, kick back. btw, call ben "b-ro". that's what i call him.

Eli(the Man)ning (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link

omg b-ro!! That's brilliant! You're the best, Eli.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Or possibly B-Rothel.
As in "Born In..."
Yeah, no, B-Ro is better.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:22 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
DUMBASS

mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Bike crash:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2480830

Obviously I hope he's OK, but bragging about riding without a helmet had bad karma written all over it.

xpost oooooooo

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i've informed allyzay and she is en route to the hospital

gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS iS CRAP

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/170722471.html

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously though i hope he's okay! but i can't believe the steelers weren't even more adamant about the helmet thing.

gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link


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