Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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haha OMG

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

LUANN: Gunther lays some bling-bling on Bernice. "But I don't have anything to give you," she says as she starts opening the box Wednesday. "You do," Gunther replies, "you just don't know it yet." Big pimpin' Gunther!

orffle

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

blount i am making it my life's mission to get this reinstated

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Wednesday, Marmaduke scares off a parcel-delivery man.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

like 80% of my mark trail appreciation is due to that column

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link

did you ever read that article ian mackaye wrote on mark trail?

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

MARMADUKE: Saturday, Marmaduke cowers in the bed because he fears the wind.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHA!

EVERYBODY JUST PAUSE!

CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-HO IS A QUOTE FROM THE LATEST REALWORLD!!!

adrian, i kiss you

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i just crave-a-ho, y'know?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

(xp) old shit

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link

OKAY WHO IS GOING TO GET JOREL A JOB AND BE A CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-BRO ?!?!??

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:32 (eighteen years ago) link

probably my britishes ho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

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Play or Be Played : What Every Female Should Know About Men, Dating, and Relationships
by Tariq "K-Flex" Nasheed

Inside This Book (learn more)

First Sentence:
I was appearing as a guest on this one talk show, discussing my philosophies on relationships, and one of the topics was "How a women can please her man." Read the first page

Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
super scrub, dingy girl, rich black men, attention freaks, paternity shows, real gold digger, teenage player, true hustler, gambling player, smooth player, cute lil, multiple women, causes many women, professional victim, potential sex partner, potential girlfriend, booty call

Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
Prince Charming, Take the Chickenhead Test, The Victim Hustle, Female Promiscuity, Eric Benet, Halle Berry, Star Jones, Captain Save-a-Ho, The D-class, Bill Clinton, Tammy Faye

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

that's "working lady"

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Take the Chickenhead Test

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:41 (eighteen years ago) link

who is captain save-a-bro, then?

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty, obviously.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Who is the biggest Captain-Stomp-A-Ho?

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Sgt. Clock-A-Ho

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

captain shave-a-ho

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:00 (eighteen years ago) link

captain sail-a-boat

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeezup Hosedown

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:03 (eighteen years ago) link

captain haley joel

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

cap-in-ass-of-billy-joel

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Jes: If you ever meet a photographer named Michelle Gienow tell her I'm her biggest fan!

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

jess when CAN we start bugging you?

(also, as to thread title something in my head screams "ronan" but i have no idea why)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

jimmy mod, you studying photography? you have stuff online? i remember that really nicely lit shot of yrself and wondered what your other stuff looked like

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i did freelance for CP (not a writer, don't worry) and had a negative experience with the person i dealt with. kick em in the nuts hard if you get the chance.

but congrats. Lee G. seems like a cool guy.

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:33 (eighteen years ago) link

jimmy mod, you studying photography? you have stuff online? i remember that really nicely lit shot of yrself and wondered what your other stuff looked like

-- JAXON (jaso...), August 31st, 2005.

I do a lot of stuff; I work in TV, mostly, and my photo work these days consists of me exploiting my access to various situations (inc. backstage @ Fashion Week in NYC and Ribbie Kinevl's reality show and the Toronto Film Festival next week). I also fuck around with this and that and I am handy with all the requisite tools (I electrocuted myself the first time I plugged in a set of strobes, so maybe that's my problem). I've done some assisting and like it enough, but prefer documentary...

These are probably too big for ILX, but you get the idea...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/DSC_0229.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/geometry.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/legs.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/MPLS0352.jpg

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

nice pix. what do you do on tv? where are you? the little wings on robbie are great.

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

this is the thread where hstencil offers his aid to the damsels of the noise board

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I do camera work and I do audio work; obv I take more still pictures when I do audio because most of the time I am twiddling my thumbs and looking around blankly.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

SUPERAIDSWOLF

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I would say M. White, except I don't think he's very serious about it.

Dudes, I am as serious as I can be. It's just hard for me to resist the impulse to tease, and the more obscurely the better.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

dude jon that wasn't funny on that one thread.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), September 16th, 2005 2:22 PM. (hstencil) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://jerkbeast.com/images2/captainsave.1114204347.gif

― CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ;_; (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 24 September 2005 06:59 (eighteen years ago) link

3:06:13 AM hpencil: CAPN CYBER SAVE A HO HERE TO SAVE THE DAY I MEAN HO.
3:06:19 AM tehresa: haha
3:07:53 AM tehresa: so i am HO now?!
3:08:12 AM hpencil: probably, according to jw.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 September 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/07/tommy_lee_wideweb__430x297.jpg

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Saturday, 24 September 2005 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought that this had been decided

― terry lennox. (gareth), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Joel isn't happy about his bad rep!

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought he was more ho than Cap'n Save a Ho.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

HO SNAP

― kurt broder (dr g), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Jorel only saves Britishes girlies now, but I could be wrong.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Sunday, 25 September 2005 04:54 (eighteen years ago) link

hmmmm

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Sunday, 25 September 2005 05:13 (eighteen years ago) link

ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?showall=true&msgid=6236326#6244826

― amon (eman), Sunday, 25 September 2005 05:17 (eighteen years ago) link

SO ROMANTIC

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), October 4th, 2005 10:16 AM. (ex machina) (later)

... pity about the incipient baldness tho... surely?

-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), October 4th, 2005 10:17 AM. (Dada) (later)

yeah, but what about that other completely bald asshole upthread?

-- cutty (holle...), October 4th, 2005 10:29 AM. (mcutt) (later)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

ROCKY HARDY

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe you called Teeny an asshole. Oh wait, you're THAT Jon Williams.

-- Rock Hardy (crump...), October 4th, 2005 4:29 PM.

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i swear that was a crosspost

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan Perry

― The Ghost of Black Hardons for Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link

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