The Apprentice

Series 1 of Apprentice UK is currently on Dave (formerly UKTV2) at 9 on Thursdays. Saira Khan, you've been gone too long...

She does some sort of pseudo Business "game" on kids TV right now.

Karren Brady, the chief executive of Birmingham City Football Club, is to take over from Margaret Mountford as an adviser to Lord Sugar on The Apprentice.
Brady to take on Apprentice TV role
Birmingham City Football Club's Chief Executive Karren Brady is to take over from Margaret Mountford on The Apprentice
pa.press.net

Karren Brady, the chief executive of Birmingham City Football Club, is to take over from Margaret Mountford as an adviser to Lord Sugar on The Apprentice.

Ms Mountford quit at the end of the last series to pursue studies.

A spokeswoman for production company talkbackTHAMES said that 40-year-old Ms Brady - called in some quarters 'The First Lady of Football' - would take over as an adviser for the sixth series.

"Lord Sugar has decided to appoint Karren Brady, who has appeared in The Apprentice before," she said.

Ms Brady will accompany public relations executive Nick Hewer in monitoring candidates during their tasks.

In March 2006 she was chosen as team leader on a version of the BBC show for Comic Relief, where she led her team to victory over the boys' team, raising more than £750,000 for charity.

;_;

Anyone watching the BBC4 version of the Apprentice called "Design for Life" with Philippe Starck as the Sir Alan? It's pretty good, despite 50% of it being shots of people walking in and out of train stations, talking about how much they want this opportunity etc etboringc.

Contrary to Apprentice form, though, the most irritating little shit got booted off in the first week. There are plenty left, mind..
Philippe Starck is pleasingly French & crazy.

2018 starts tonight

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/4w43glycX72SptdYMZdkwBC/camilla-ainsworth

Age 22
Occupation Owner, Nut Milk Brand...

They bought a fucking octopus and *still* didn't lose. I hate all of them.

"All I know is, I'm not going home."

The moment it came out of her mouth I predicted that would be on tonight's Your Fired.

so much stubble...

Easiest pick this time..

The clean shaven one?

Fire in the Hole was, at least, a good name.

"These aren't very good, we should make them better"
"Shut up and get on with it"

"These aren't very good, we aren't paying for them"
"..."

also if you're in shepherd's bush, the majority of the footfall is on the bit between the central line station and westfield, not the green (site of 1908 world cup football, alleged plague pit)

(although the bit by westfield might be private land, so you'd need permission)

as for the Bs, when have you ever seen a straight donut?

Whichever team seems to be doing really well on the show, that's the losing team.

Anyway, for all that the losing team captain was all "I'm clearly safe, I made the majority of the sales and got "well done" " smugness, I don't recall ever having a situation where she clearly brought in candidates that she'd quite like to get rid of, as opposed to 'least contributors' etc, to the extreme where AlSug refuses and brings everyone back in...

Everyone this year is useless. Most baffled by any love for Jackie, who is a cartoon version of a 'strong businesswoman' she read about once in Closer.

Most illuminating was just how selectively edited they were last night to make them look good. The sing-along to Summer Nights that was shown on You're Fired was absolutely horrible.

i could see the colourful art setting off the black boxes of the hi-fi stuff, i don't think that was a bad decision, other than they couldn't read the bloke's mind.

and there's nowt wrong with selling the gummy bears to the person who saw it first.

Yes.

i could see the colourful art setting off the black boxes of the hi-fi stuff, i don't think that was a bad decision, other than they couldn't read the bloke's mind.

"Does anyone have any direct experience of Glaswegians?", oh do fuck off.

This weeks' prize (OK last week now) was a "private cinema viewing"

Basically, a tent fastened onto a bandstand in a random park someplace, and the movie was Roger Corman's "Little Shop of Horrors" from 1961.

Basically, this movie was made as a bet, to film and produce a movie in one day. Jack Nicholson is in it. The budget is low, even by Corman standards (and he was notorious for low budget movies).

I wonder if the winning team got the message?

Basically....

It's also one of those films that have fallen into the public domain, so anyone can screen it without paying a penny for it.

Yup, got it from Poundland myself.

Mind you, twas a long time ago, a pound was a pound then..

Sabrina should win this if there's any justice in the world. My fear is she will crumble in the interviews next week in the presence of an angry Claude.

They're all unremittingly useless and awful this year (yeah, OK, every year). Still convinced Kayoade would have walked the old format.

i am convinced none of them have watched previous series - the Sex Sells thing has always been frowned upon by sugar / brady

Remember the guy who couldn't stop mentioning that he'd been to Sandhurst? Or at least had been accepted to Sandhurst. Practically every idea he had was 'sex sells'. Even when he was on one of the two finalist's teams he said something like "let's go down a sexual route" regarding - coincidentally - a box of luxury chocolates.

Poor Sabrina, picked after kurran

Also, these people are selfie-obsessed

Another year, another bunch of alpha dicks...

Finding it hard to even care. They've jumped straight to a mid-series task with this South African safari/wine tasting thing.

Rob Beckett's dad.

I think the foreign visit was first last year as well.

Karen sabotaging the PM's business plan for the finale in the opening episode was a bold step.

He lost it a bit there.

week 1: shahin
week 2: kenna
week 3: souleyman
week 4: lubna

it's almost as if he's getting rid of the least english sounding names first...

Tommy is Sugar catnip, though

Did the tiny plate have all the crests on it?

Tory boy must go.

If he stood as an mp, they'd have to cancel this series

And now I'm all alone
In bedsit land
My only home

"indie band"

Well, that was... Yeah.

"breaking outside the mould"

Absolute classic episode tonight. Fish: literally caught from the sea.

They were definitely all at sea. You could say they were FLOUNDERing ahahahaha

Let's get Scotland wrong! A lot! Shower of bellends as always.