"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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That mong guy that's shit is thinking that is such a good idea!!! roll on Friday tho!!!

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 13 December 2007 09:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i campaigned for this, but now i have a kind of empty feeling inside lol.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 December 2007 09:52 (sixteen years ago) link

A victory for the peeple.

W4LTER, Thursday, 13 December 2007 10:02 (sixteen years ago) link

took me ages to think of a status that didn't require 'is'

gem, Thursday, 13 December 2007 10:28 (sixteen years ago) link

boooo. bring it back.

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 11:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Eventually I went with "Gemma sometimes likes daylights saving" but it somehow sounds completely wrong

gem, Thursday, 13 December 2007 11:59 (sixteen years ago) link

boooo. bring it back.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, December 13, 2007 11:58 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 December 2007 12:26 (sixteen years ago) link

You crazy. If you want "is" just type "is".

ledge, Thursday, 13 December 2007 12:27 (sixteen years ago) link

You actually have an "is" in there automatically that you have the option of deleting. They should maybe add an autocorrect option for "sooooooooo tired" and "looking forward to the weekend" while they're at it.

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 13 December 2007 12:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Or just automatically change them all to "is some boring cunt you went to school with who never left their hometown, has just bought their first house and is married to one of the old gang, whoop de fuckin doo"

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 13 December 2007 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link

one of my tiny number of "friends" has 1,300+ friends, and i was looking for a mutual friend of ours in them, and he had two people who had the (fairly uncommon) name i was looking for, and neither of them were her, and there was no obvious connection (eg one was an american high school student) to my guy... so i think he friended them on the basis 'lol u have a name like my friend who isn't on facebook'. weird.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 December 2007 12:33 (sixteen years ago) link

oh my god i think i might do that now.

xpost

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 December 2007 12:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Or just automatically change them all to "is some boring cunt you went to school with who never left their hometown, has just bought their first house and is married to one of the old gang, whoop de fuckin doo"

that's gonna be mine. lol satire

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 13 December 2007 12:34 (sixteen years ago) link

snarky. I have hardly any school friends on my friends list... just current friends.

gem, Thursday, 13 December 2007 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Em*ly C******r is soooo tird of the kidz bt lookin 4wrd to top gear

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 December 2007 12:50 (sixteen years ago) link

emily should buy some vowels. and consonants.

gem, Thursday, 13 December 2007 13:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Carol Vorderman is bribeable?

Mark G, Thursday, 13 December 2007 13:27 (sixteen years ago) link

CRUTIS IS LISTED AS IN A RELATIONSHIP

cutty, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I've been in a relationship

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:33 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah cutty this isn't exackly news

Just got offed, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 10:11 (sixteen years ago) link

come on cutty, louis and curtis have been together for almost 18 months now!

max, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 10:33 (sixteen years ago) link

lol envy

Just got offed, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 10:35 (sixteen years ago) link

flash bang trollop

nathalie, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 10:57 (sixteen years ago) link

what IS news however...

J0N W1LL1AMS went from being "single" to "in a relationship".

Just got offed, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 11:28 (sixteen years ago) link

...oh, I see.

Just got offed, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 11:29 (sixteen years ago) link

i was there when mandee first asked out jon

max, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Getting REALLY annoyed by the following sequence:

1. Person I haven't thought of in years adds me as friend
2. I send message that says "hey, what's up, how've you been"
3. No response

Should I add a step 4 here where I un-friend them? I mean, seriously, if you don't like me enough to return a polite "how are you" note, then why are you adding me as a friend in the first place?

nabisco, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe s/he is with the family, celebrating some holiday, not checking fbook msgs?

69, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

"Getting REALLY annoyed" should be read to indicate that this is very much an ongoing pattern. The best was a girl I could faintly remember being in high school with when I was 15 -- adds me, I write ("wow, how've you been, what are you doing in NYC now"), nothing.

nabisco, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

me and jon are in a facebook relationship

homosexual II, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link

here's a peeve: unless you already had it on your 'Looking for' section before they got rid of it, you can no longer change your 'Looking for' to 'Whatever I Can Get.' thus, all these people can look for whatever they can get, but i cannot. UNFAIR.

i even wrote to them about it, to no avail.

so to be a smart-ass, i changed my religious views to "whatever i can get." heh heh.

the table is the table, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

seriously though, why'd they get rid of that option? don't they think that some people might have gone from looking for a relationship to looking for whatever they can get?

the table is the table, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I am periodically updating my religious views -- right now it's at 2897. Next week I'll up it to 2904.

nabisco, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i just friended everyone i met in ny last week (that i can find!) hi guys on facebook

max, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i just deleted ex bf who's been sending me slightly creepy/flirty messages for a few months. i never replied and he never got the hint, so time to obliterate him.

Rubyredd, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

:(

Better hint: actually reply and say you found messages inappropriate and bothersome

nabisco, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

nah he's way too stupid to understand that.

Rubyredd, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i just deleted ex bf who's been sending me slightly creepy/flirty messages for a few months. i never replied and he never got the hint, so time to obliterate him.

oh no, was that me?

ken c, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

of course not!!!

Rubyredd, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link

phew! (resumes filthy messages)

ken c, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link

you don't send me ENOUGH creepy/flirty msgs :( :( :(

Rubyredd, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link

eww

nabisco, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link

j/k

nabisco, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link

The majority of the flirting process for my most recent, short-lived relationship was done via Facebook, and I must say it was a lot easier and less stressful than doing it in person or even via text, so hooray for that. Double-edged sword, though - I got bluntly informed by the internet the other day that she is now 'in a relationship', grrr. And I couldn't resist a bit of spying and having a look at her new bloke, which didn't make things better.

chap, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link

rubyredd totally made me blush with her rude message

ken c, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link

the weird thing about that msg is that it's the middle of the day and i'm at work...

Rubyredd, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link

your work sounds fun!

ken c, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

rfi: where do I get these applications?

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/facebook_want.png

kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

damn the hat is so close to being on the bear's head resulting in best facebook app ever

blueski, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link


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