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Huk-L
can pluck el-
liptical chuckles.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

There is much joy here. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Jarlr'mai
Bo-Barlr'mai,
Banana-fanna Fo-Farlr'mai,
Me-mi-mo Marlr'mai.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

FUCK! I fell again! This time in Spain! Stupid Ian Riese-Moraine!

― ... And suddenly instead of four my family felt like three (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

# bush approval rating at all time low (46 new answers)
# Help Me - I have a crusty elbow! (24 new answers)

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Friday, 20 May 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I bongo
with my lingo
And beat it like Hurting yo
Geir Hongro's
In Columbo
At the house of Hurlothrumbo

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:50 (nineteen years ago) link

can no ilxor pronounce miccio?
do none have the urge to then rhyme "bitchy ho"?

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it "itchy"? I always say "eechy."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Admittedly we've americanized it a bit. When someone says "Meetch-e-o" I feel like saying "bonamente! pasta fazool!" while spinning a pizza pie in the air.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

though in that case you can rhyme it with "screechy ho"

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Miccio, Miccio,
No relation to Macchio

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Haikunym
tries to hymn
like unto seraphim
but we're all wise to him
for he's obliged to trim
everything down to slim
snippets of haiku whim.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

How many do we get asked young Miccio?
You're only allowed twenty-seven each, yo.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Scott Seward
can't be skeward
if he's lost like Dr. Seuss he just makes up a neward

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

How pronounce "miccio"?
Come, let me teach yo.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I took a picture of Je4nne Fury,
or maybe Bigfoot,
since the photo was blurry.

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Aimless
is also a way to describe the post-"License to Drive" career of Mr. Corey Feldman, who has been floundering rather since deciding to go all Corey Haimless.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

A mystery, Jody Beth Rosen!
She walks in fly boots in the snowsen!
She never goes black tie,
Takes pictures of cactii,
But who she is NOBODY KNOWSEN.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee is dandy, but Luna is suna.

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Paul at daymaker
throws a mean haymaker.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom, Tom drop the bomb

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Lynskey looks nothing like Regina Sosinski.

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

King of the ThinXor, Mark SinXor

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

...how about Jerzy Kozinski?

xpost

― Huk-L, Friday, 20 May 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

CJ the Unruly
Is nobody's fool. She
Could not be praised unduly,
For she speaks her mind so coolly
with a humour hammered truly.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Forget Marcello the totalitarian
Who is blahbarian?

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Calum Robert Waddell posts lots of twaddle.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

A question common to all of us
Whence the doggerel pouring from Aimless?
Some say he mines it in the Wallowas
Though I think the mountains are blameless

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

who dareth?
gareth?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

..how about Jerzy Kozinski?

Maybe I should've said Ted Kacyzinski.

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

A mystery, Jody Beth Rosen!
She walks in fly boots in the snowsen!
She never goes black tie,
Takes pictures of cactii,
But who she is NOBODY KNOWSEN.

http://www.tvtome.com/images/shows/8/4/50-18840-sm.jpg

― cindy williams permafrost (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Rosen's
supposin'
her poems to be prose'n
Rosen's supposin'
Erroneously

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

There was a young Raggett named Ned
Who had lots of hair on his head
A sharp pen he wields
Like the axe of K. Shields
It's a shame he's not more widely read

[Note subtle shift in tense]

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Whence the doggerel pouring from Aimless?

When one has a knack for doggerel,
It's going to earn one bugger all.
I do it from a sense a fun and games,
Withal it is both aimless and quite lame.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 21 May 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I think this thread is the best thing I've ever started, maybe I should just retire ILX now.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 21 May 2005 05:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon Wi11iams and Ian and me
in high school were only just three
of a posse of phreaks,
art fags, stoners, and geeks
now posting on I. L. *. (E.)

Jon: skinny and obsesséd yout
for pussy and with his comput -
and those not in his friends
ate crow pie in the end
for 'twas their computers he'd root.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I like wonder showzen, love,

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

nate is great, bakes me a chocolate cake

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:41 (nineteen years ago) link

jody and geeta and tokyo rose
these are a few of my favorite hos

― *ducks* (papa la bas), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Marcello Carlin's a mellow darlin[g].

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 21 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

esoteric texts he can quote
knows every session on Blue Note
juggling the duties of a double dad
can't understand why he's not mad
hundreds of posts often funny as hell
yo give it up to my man Ken L

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 21 May 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Taking out suckers in the Windy City
Fantasizing like he's Walter Mitty
Rocking Canasta
Like a master blaster
Clean-shaven to the world as is plain to see
What's my DJ's name?
Jaymc

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Ken L *is* a good feller and he's always saying nice things about my posts, which is most kind of him. :-) Sorry, this is not a poem, I just wanted to echo Lovebug there. Carry on.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

He has good humor and great wit
Though acting like dogs, men'll
be wont to do, don't have a fit
Send them to be schooled by the Ken L.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

People all across this nation
Shout out for their Ken L. ration.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks, dudes. Does this mean I can stop posting now?

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 26 May 2005 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

He's my man, Mr. Ken L,
More full of bark than a kennel.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 May 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuomas
Leaving suckers in comas
With hematomas
Like Roberto Duran
They be shouting "No más"

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

(What Ned was too modest to mention is that I suggested teeny name her child Nedwina.)

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:08 (eighteen years ago) link

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