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Oh I think I saw you were you an eight foot tall screaming guy in an Arshavin shirt

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I left the East Dulwich Tavern at half time of Utd-Arsenal last week because I couldn't hack all the melodramatic Gooners and cockney Reds massively overemphasising their masculine commitment to football, it was like watching people auditioning for a scene in a slightly point-missing film or some shit

Yup, that's the East Dulwich Tavern for you. Always a bit baffled by it: if you're so committed to the team, umm, why aren't you actually at the match? Wearing a replica shirt to watch a game in a pub is also unacceptable.

what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link

^ yes on replica shirt

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not convinced there are actually any good pubs in East Dulwich. The Palmerstone is good if you fancy some wood pigeon for dinner but I'm not sure I'd just pop in for a pint. The EDT is a hellhole.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Inside 72 had draught Lowenbrau and cute girls but it was the size of a shoebox and then it closed; it is now some kind of tribute to the people of Clapham

MPx4A, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

am glad that this did not happen btw, we had a pretty vicious family scene that ended up with one dj cousin losing job and two fairly badly scratched faces. no arrests tho so result!

did this happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9-W0JaZQqs

The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

approximately, but with more girls and taxi drivers.

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Would anyone be interested in doing one, perhaps on or around the thirteenth of May?

Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I would, but I'll be in LA then.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

ILX London is getting very, very bad at this

sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

What you mean, like fuckers not showing up when they're supposed to?

Football's Flocking Home (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

you accusin'

sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

J'accuse the lot o' yers, apart from Matt

Football's Flocking Home (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

my FAP record is better than most

sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I deny all accusations.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

in fairness i said i wasn't going to show before i didn't show.

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

This is why you are all so bad at this.

Would anyone be interested in doing one, perhaps on or around the thirteenth of May?

Why not. Which bit of London are you likely to be in or around?

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I am staying in Kensington.

Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Any day but 12-14th...that's bang in the middle of my exams.

David (davek_00), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm there 12-19th. So far on the calendar is Faust on the 16th and playing on a boat on the 17th.

Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

we need to do an East London Overground Line FAP - those trains are mad roomy

sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

If boozing's involved, count me in

Football's Flocking Home (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

ok, is it boat-ting on the 17th?

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

it is

Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

good stuff! I go once a month now the Klinker is gone, so I might be there then.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

If we're leaning to the west side of central London I suggest The Ship in Fitzrovia.

Matt DC, Thursday, 29 April 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Amazed I've never seen you at boat-ting, xyzzzz__ - we must just be overlapping/missing each other (I'm a fairly irregular attendee, but have been irregularly attending for a while).

I think the Klinker is only taking a year's sabbatical, you'll be pleased/horrified to know.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, that was regular meet-up pub of non-ILX internet pals of mine for years, fapped there a few times when I was over. (nb the beers are not especially ace Sash, but everyone just drinks on the street in order to smoke so you'll be good.)

[xpost re Ship]

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Amazed I've never seen you at boat-ting, xyzzzz__ - we must just be overlapping/missing each other (I'm a fairly irregular attendee, but have been irregularly attending for a while).

I think the Klinker is only taking a year's sabbatical, you'll be pleased/horrified to know.

Yeah that's strange, must try and synchronize. Though I should say its been once a month so far this this year (once in Feb, Mar and Apr). Before that I used to go to the Klinker, mostly.

Its good news about the Klinker but I'm not too confident that it will return...

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I do like a nautical theme. Bit of a hike from where I am though.

Willing Travelbury (S-), Friday, 30 April 2010 05:20 (thirteen years ago) link

It's not too far on the tube - getting people to head over to Kensington may be tricky but somewhere nearer the Circle Line might be better for you?

Matt DC, Friday, 30 April 2010 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I have no idea? I'm right next to the Gloucester Road tube. Whatever's a good trade between being easy to get to and awesome.

Willing Travelbury (S-), Saturday, 1 May 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

kevin prince boatting sounds fun.

show me your buccina (ken c), Sunday, 2 May 2010 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link

so The Ship? Thursday? Friday?

Willing Travelbury (S-), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Also do pubs shut at 11pm? What's the deal with that?

Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:57 (thirteen years ago) link

any tories going?

Black IP's (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Oi, you're the one that wants to stop talking about politics and talk about football instead

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:05 (thirteen years ago) link

well on ilx yeah sure, but if there's a chance of an actual irl fistfight i'm interested

Black IP's (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

is anyone going?

Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Date? Time?

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

tonight?

8ish?

when's best for others?

Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Sounds fine to me

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I promised myself a night in, but this is so close to my home I shall try and make it out later (depending on progress of room tidying!!) will y'all be there all night 8pm-11pm??

show me your buccina (ken c), Thursday, 13 May 2010 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a white adidas bag and/or a David Toop book for ID purposes.

Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 13 May 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

damn damn damn my first date in 4 months and it had to be tonight

not taking date to a FAP fwiw

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Thursday, 13 May 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

fancy a poppage

show me your buccina (ken c), Thursday, 13 May 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

hi these are my internet friends. FAP?

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 May 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Well this was a roaring success, Willing Travelbury and, uh, me. Anyway he is here till Wednesday, if anybody else wants to FAP with him, a fine fellow he is too. Also he'll be at Faust gig on Sunday and Boat Ting on Monday... get it together ILXors!

Whirlwind Bromance (Tom D.), Friday, 14 May 2010 11:03 (thirteen years ago) link

*had a good excuse*

coalition to me (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 May 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

how'd the excuse go

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 14 May 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link


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