The Third Annual Coint and Plick Poll: ILG’s Best Video Games of 2009 - Part Three: #21 through #51

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Well maybe I'd try Muramasa.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

okay, I wanna get this done by Friday now, so here we go.
Two way tie for #34.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

#34: World of Warcraft (2009) - PC – 30 pts – 1 vote - .5 Top Game Vote
Official Game Site

http://www.onlinemassivelymultiplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wrath-of-the-lich-king.jpg

Metacritic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066_q4DIeqk

HIDERE: This game is my crack. Since discovering the joys of raid instances and Blizzard deciding to lower the barrier of entry to them in order to ensure most of their customer base gets to see the content, I've invested more time in playing this game than perhaps any other game I've owned in my life. The storyline is more prominent and more interesting but where it really shines is in the fantastic mix of races and classes and the (for all practical purposes) limitless number of gearing choices you have to tailor your character's role to a particular encounter. I love playing a healer in this game. I love playing a class and spec that focuses on preventing damage from happening rather than bringing you back up to full health after eating an attack (go go discipline priests!). I love that Blizzard continues to be the gold standard company in terms of game quality and play experience. I don't love the bratty 13-year-olds, but life isn't perfect, and anyway they're much wimpier and easier to ignore than the average FPS fuckface.

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/07/world_of_warcraft_guild.jpg

Detox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw8gE3lnpLQ

http://videogames.techfresh.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/world_of_warcraft.jpg

N00b Guide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4TyqYsC26g

http://cache-media.britannica.com/eb-media/30/93230-004-35B0C3AA.jpg

Production Director Interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

#34: Blazblue: Calamity Trigger – 360 – 30 pts – 1 vote – 1 Top Game Vote

Official Game Site

http://acgnorthamerica.com/img/blazblue/blazblue_01.jpg

Metacritic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CGkjEPxVg

Lamp: I dont care if u like this game. I dont care if its "good" by some objective measure. I dont care if you've heard of it or if you've played it or if the very idea of a 2-D fighting game with a bunch of anime cliches makes u sick to your fukken stomach. Because this game owns. Describing why it owns is a lot harder but it probably has something to do with the learning curve, which is surprisingly gentle, or the fact that the on-line play was relatively open to start with. There's also something vaguely hypnotic about it and i spent countless hours in a rhythmic, weeded out trance making marginal improvements to my play. The game has a Skinnerian way of doling out its rewards, all of which are in service at making you better at doing cool-looking shit to humilate strangers on the internet. Really, graphics aside, blazblue is like a throwback to old skool videogames or an iphone game: its only goal and its only pleasure is in the repetition of small movements, the honing of basic, animal-like reflexes, the throb of your sympathetic nervous system.

http://gamernode.com/upload/manager///News%20Images/Sony/blazblue1257381949.jpg

A closer look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Wsu2g5jqw

Jamescobo: I think this is the game I regret passing over more than any other this year. I just don't have the time to learn how to be even not shitty at a fighting game these days but everything I see and read about it makes it seem like this generation's "Every Button Makes A Ton Of Ridiculous Shit Happen" title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pk9TR9A6ls

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n205/shalter20/blazblue-20080411024255717_640w.jpg

"Thoughtful Online Multiplayer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEsa-j4b50g

Jeff LeVine: I don't think it compares very favorably to Street Fighter. It seems to lean on offense to an excessive degree and lends itself to button mashing. The screen can get rather busy and it's hard to react to or even visually understand what the other player is doing. If Street Fighter equals speed chess, BlazBlue equals trying to shoot somebody with a machine gun while you're both mounted on motorcycles racing around each other at 100 mph.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

#33: Skate 2 – PS3 – 31 pts – 3 votes
Official Game Site

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_9fcPb-VtKkc/SXu2jQ1-p_I/AAAAAAAAAPk/mg29FxH82Kk/8869.jpg

Metacritic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWkh0AsKBJc

CraigG : After hearing good things on ILG about the original Skate, I picked it up for £7, and two weeks after finishing it I bought Skate 2. It has filled the ‘pick up to pass 20 minutes‘ void left by the shitness of recent PES iterations very well. The controls are spot on, there's a genuine reflection of your "skill" in the tricks you pull off (people who are rubbish can't button mash to beat you, or accidentally pull off consistant noliie inward heel flips, etc) and most importantly, the physics feel right most of time. There's no magnet that drags you to the rail you're trying to hit just because you press a button.

http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2009/01/skate2review.jpg

EZ Snappin: Brutal learning curve eventually turned me off but until I hit that wall I had a helluva good time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5tjlDV3tX0

http://www.thatvideogameblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/skate2to1.jpg

Producer Interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1whlVieRrA

Cozwn: I’m so glad you can walk up stairs this time; the little dude in Skate 1 was one dalek-ass motherfucker!

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/911/911691/skate-2-20080919105241490_640w.jpg

If: I get points and rewards based on killing myself in hilarious and inventive ways? What a great idea! The rest of the game is also impressive. Special award to the incompetent GAME employee who put this in the box without realizing when I was trying to buy Skate 1 for less than half the price.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwyh3JfPQSM

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I beat Skate 2 in like four hours and I was like Now What

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 8 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

#32: Scribblenauts – DS – 31 pts – 4 votes
Official Game Site

http://wedonetwork.co.uk/wedotech/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/scribblenauts2.jpg

Metacritic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWIw4WR3aXQ

Will M You know how people invent "hard modes" for games arbitrarily, like beat Ikaruga w/o shooting, or only tranquilize people in an MGS game, etc?
I started making a list of "hard modes" for this game.
1. Played-Out Mode: Beat Scribblenauts without summoning zombies. ZOMBIES ARE PLAYED OUT.
2. Acrophobic Pacifist Mode: Beat Scribblenauts without use of height-assisting items or weapons (although, in true Pacifist style, tools which are also weapons can be used for their original tool-like purpose, so a chainsaw can be summoned but only to cut down a tree).
3. Fantasy Mode: Beat Scribblenauts summoning only items that only exist in the realm of fantasy. If a replica has been created of an item, it is okay, but use your discretion: a Bat’leth is okay because it is strictly from the realm of fiction, but a robot may not be, despite its birth in the realm of sci-fi.
4. Alphabet Aerobics Mode: Beat the first “level” (or stage, or starite, or whatever they end up being) using only items that start with A. Beat the next with B. The next with C. You know how the rest of the alphabet goes. Flip back to A, I guess, if there are more than 26, flip back to A, I guess. Have fun on level 24! (For the record, though, Phi-Life Cypher did the ABC thing better only a year later.)
5. Conversationist Mode: Beat Scribblenauts without destroying any of the environment. Summoning animate objects to do the destruction for you is also not permitted.
6. Breath of Life Mode: Beat Scribblenauts summoning only items that are alive upon their summoning. A tree is okay; a wood pole is not.
7. Midas Mode: Beat Scribblenauts summoning only gold-coloured items.
8. Intangible Mode: Beat Scribblenauts summoning only items whose noun is an “intangible.” While they typically become tangible once summoned in the game, words like “dream,” “temptation” or “theorem” is acceptable while “pillow,” “chocolate bar” or “right angle triangle” are not. Homonyms are a cheeky way to get around it, but are not allowed if the word you’re pretending is allowed isn’t a noun. So, no using stalk and saying “but the verb is intangible!”
9. Gadsby Mode: Beat Scribblenauts without using the letter E.
10. Summon Nothing Mode: Beat Scribblenauts summoning only items that rhyme with wolf. Remember that wolf does not rhyme with wolf. They’re the same word no matter what terrible rappers may try to trick you into believing.
11 (yes, THIS LIST GOES TO 11). 43 Mode: Beat Scribblenauts summoning only words that are a part of George W. Bush’s active vocabulary.

http://seriousgameplan.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/scribblenauts-ds-game-objects1.jpg

Zero Punctuation Review

Noodle Vague: I made some guy, can't remember what type, then I made some plutonium and dropped it on him and he turned into a green mutant and started chasing me. Hannah made a clown car and put a bride with a bazooka into the car, she fired the bazooka and loads of angry clowns came out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgdW42Cwwk

cozwn: omg first thing I typed thinking no way this stupid game has this:
colostomy bag
and bam there it is
mind. blown.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/06/scribbledudes2.jpg

If: In the end this felt like a half-finished version of a way more awesome game and it definitely got old, but the first couple of hours are like nothing else. Tractor beams ftw!

Word List

MPx4A: I threw a tumour at a bee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDJVBRyEEPk

Antexit: Is it me or do 85% of the objects in this game exist purely for their novelty value and NOT DO ANYTHING? A game can only reward lateral or imaginative thinking if it actually WORKS. How can you have a puzzle where you have to wake up a sleeping boy, and spawning a smoke alarm and a fire doesn't work, and spawning a rooster and a sun doesn't work? There's a lot of fun to be had in it-- it's totally worth getting. But I really would have liked it better if they had a fiftieth as many spawnable objects but they all did what they were supposed to. Or did, like, anything.

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gamelife/2009/06/scribblenauts.jpg

Edgertor: Good but also, sadly, terribly annoying.

Scandalous Sambo Silliness

Forksclovetofu: The game genuinely taxes your imagination. You find yourself looking at a starite in a hole and not having any idea what to do. It sorta highlights how limited our games are when we would prefer somebody to just give us a hook. The MAJOR issue with this thing is the control scheme. Maxwell moves when you tap the stylus. The Camera moves when you move the joypad. You interact with things in the world by tapping them with the stylus, so rather than interact with a shark by shooting it, your guy runs headlong into the pool and you get eaten. I move the camera to look at something to the right and then it shoots back to my guy before I have a chance to survey the area. The controls being so fucked up really does reach a frustration point. I love Scribblenauts, but it's more a step toward the game I want a finished product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeTtfTuKbw

JimD: Sure, it's nice to have access to EVERY CONCEIVABLE REAL LIFE OBJECT; it doesn't change the fact that if I need to change a light bulb I can't reach, I use a ladder, not a pile of octopuses. This game isn't actually very good. As a game.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

#31: Metroid Prime Trilogy – Wii – 32 pts – 4 votes
Official Game Site

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/metroid-prime-trilogy-prime-2-screenshot.jpg

Metacritic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb0Uh7u4zQw

http://wiimedia.gamespy.com/wii/image/article/101/1010497/metroid-prime-trilogy-20090804025008646.jpg

Jamescobo: Buy it quick before Nintendo comes to their senses!

Discontinued!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yphvguaZC6c

Abanana: The widescreen support and motion controls definitely improve the Gamecube titles. Also, they don't give me motion sickness like the originals did.

http://www.mywii.com.au/img/game/large/metroid-prime-3-2.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtttaQdEBg0

http://games.softpedia.com/screenshots/Metroid-Prime-Trilogy-Debut-Trailer_4.jpg

EZ Snappin: The first game is one of the best games ever; now it has the control scheme it deserves. Can't beat the value for the money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TUSjRA0IZE

Eurogamer Review

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

#30: Canabalt – Online Flash Game – FREE – 33 pts – 3 votes – Top Flash Game – Top Free Game
Official Game Site

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_UFSSsONBHAQ/SqHxYsL2AOI/AAAAAAAACgo/1DW_DOc4ix0/s800/canabalt.jpg

Ned Trifle II: I am enjoying this - but it is giving me a headache.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-A-3HFbgPQ

Forksclovetofu: I assume that the reason all the non-gamer nerds are freaking out over this is because of it’s “simplicity of design” and “elegance”. That’s fine and I don’t want to hate on this trifle, but watching Michael Jackson run gets tired for me after about five minutes. Must be an iPhone thing.

http://nodpad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/canabalt1c.jpg

Developer sketchbooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3SCAmoFyB4

Toastmodern: I cannot get enough of this.

http://dailyiphoneblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/500x_canabalt_iphone.jpg

Sophism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCKvdBDq5L8

Gravel Puzzleworth: I hate the canonization of Canabalt as some sort of golden model of game design :(

http://www.cultofmac.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/canabalt-1.gif

Doctor Casino: Canabalt was fun for a couple runs but the rando factor becomes quickly obnoxious - every time you die, it's to a beginner's trap. Basically a whole game of the classic platformer annoyance "in real life, i would KNOW there was an enemy/pit/wall just off the screen!" But as with, say, Dino Run (or Sonic the Hedgehog for that matter), I *love* the sense of constant forward momentum.

Developer Interview

S1ocki: Makes you feel like you're an action hero in the movie's best set piece; the reward for doing well is getting to maintain that feeling. Pretty neat.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link

#29: Mushihimesama Futari Version 1.5 – 360 – 35 pts – 2 votes - .5 Top Game Vote
Official Game Site

http://www.thegameover.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/mushihime-sama-futari-ver-1-5-xbox-360-003.jpg

Alan N: my first reaction is @__@

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gslCMU3y2_Y

No Region Lock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nscP9QpXoFM

Jeff LeVine: I'm REALLY loving this. So beautiful and satisfying and challenging. Still getting my head around the different modes and scoring systems. Ultra 1.5 is absolutely insane. Basically perfection. I'm so happy to be able to own a port of this classic Cave shooter (nobody does it better), with improved HD graphics and an almost endless variety of modes. I could play this game forever.

http://semibeta.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/017fcbb5aeadline.jpg.jpg

What is Bullet Hell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krg11W6xY0c

http://people.emich.edu/rcross1/ultispam.jpg

forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Info bomb!!

That first Skate 2 pic is me looking badass. I do wish I hadn't sold it, because it was a great screw around game, but between online asses and my brickwall of skill advancement I was fed up.

By the way, the Metroid Prime Trilogy collection is now out-of-print.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 February 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ me

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Should I try out WoW one of these days? I've never tried a MMORPG.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

YES

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Two way Tie for #27

#27: Battlefield 1943 – XBLA – 39 pts – 4 votes
Official Game Site

http://playstationlive.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/custom_1233846817377_bf2.jpg

Metacritic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K36sYJsW7rA

BNW: A fun game but too limited and repetitive.

http://cache.g4tv.com/images/ImageDb3/150234_S/Battlefield-1943-Hands-On-Preview.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTfEwcviz58

JimD: I'm bloody rubbish at it but it's great. First military shooter I've ever loved, because it doesn't actually feel military, it just feels daft.

http://www.techspot.com/fileshost/newspics2/2009/battlefield-1943.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9lcwA3z8kY

Jeff LeVine: I think what makes Battlefield 1943 the most fun is the persistent damage and the way it really feels like you're on a crazy, huge battlefield, instead of inside a Call of Duty killbox. There seems to be a good variety of stuff to do on each map: from flying planes, to driving tanks or jeeps or boats, to manning anti-aircraft guns or stationary heavy weapons, to the usual running around on foot shenanigans.

http://fakehustle.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/battlefield-1943-3.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx634GgQceg

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link

#27: Peggle – iPhone – 39 pts – 4 votes
Official Game Site

http://touch-mania.com/wp-content/uploads/peggle-iphone.jpg

BNW: Deceptively simple, totally addicting.

Metacritic PC

Euler: All interface again: my three-year old daughter is getting pretty good at it on this platform, which tells you...something!

http://www.iphonic.tv/assets_c/2009/05/peggle-iphone-4-thumb-430x286-89824.png

If: So having an iPhone and access to the internet almost everywhere, taking over most of my waking life, wasn't enough. Can't get signal on tube journeys! So it had to go and get a definitive version of a simple yet totally addictive game to take over that time too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t5nmAFGRZk

Jamescobo: No Peggle, no peace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYX9q2Y10b4

Jeff: It may have the most replay value of any iPhone game.

http://www.downloadatoz.com/resources/200912/pic/1262162855.jpg

S1ocki: Like Drop7, the Peggle game play just meshes so well with the touch screen. After all, you're only making some small adjustments and hitting "fire"; most of the game is spent watching the physics engine do its thing, perfect for a platform where too much controlling gets in the way of seeing what's going on.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

#26: Orbital – iPhone – 40pts – 2 votes - .5 Top Game Vote
Official Game Site

http://www.appsmile.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/0091.PNG

HIDERE: After WoW, this is my other main source of crack. I play this constantly as I travel. The concept is simple enough: shoot a bullet that blows up circles it bounces off of, which then turns into a circle itself. Each circle must be hit a certain number of times to be blown up. The addition of Supernova mode, with the ability to aim shots and blow up nearby circles, make this the most involving handheld game I've ever played. I can't wait until I break 500.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNqVvIbroRA

http://www.appsmile.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/005.PNG

CraigG: I shouldn't have decided to give Orbital 'a quick try' at midnight last night... Current high score on Gravity: 18! :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xukCphY6w6Y

"Everything But Sales"

http://www.appsmile.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/003.PNG

TVGB Review

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link

#25: Persona 4 (UK Release) – PS2 – 40 pts – 2 votes – 1 Top Game Vote – Top PS2 game
Official Game Site

http://playstationlifestyle.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/persona-4-joyswag-490.jpg

Metacritic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6_rl_ldcj4

If: I don't tend to have time for long games. When I see people say 'that looks like it's only going to be 6 hours' I think 'ooh, something I might actually finish'. This one takes nearly that long to get past the point where you are just pressing X repeatedly. Yet it's awesome! The story is really unusual and well told for a game, the combat when you get there has just enough twists on ancient turn-based tropes to not be a drag, and the social link mechanism is so rewarding you start wishing things actually worked like that. 'The Singles Jukebox crew also weren't impressed by Animal Collective. You feel closer than ever.'

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/02/persona_4_teddie.jpg

"Sexuality and Homophobia in P4"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxL5U7ZJtCo

http://www.gameandplayer.net/images/inset/inset2_09_0126_persona4.jpg

"The Most Fulfilling Game I’ve Ever Played"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnIv-uOEgQ

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/03/pers4top.jpg

Atlus Interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYQ8ali63jY

Zappi: Finally, a JRPG with a story that i didn't find painfully embarrassing! could have done without Teddie really, but the detective story setup, dungeon crawling through peoples' psyches (very reminiscent of Psychonauts), the fun battle system - it improved in almost every way on Persona 3. It also gave us this brilliant webcomic.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

NO

JimD, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link

#24: Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride – DS – 43 pts – 2 votes – 1 Top Game Vote
Official Game Site

http://dsmedia.ign.com/ds/image/article/947/947891/dragon-quest-v-hand-of-the-heavenly-bride-20090123025947465.jpg

Metacritic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NaWI8KEX98

http://dsmedia.ign.com/ds/image/article/952/952928/dragon-quest-v-hand-of-the-heavenly-bride-20090210095816245-000.jpg

Localization Interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dmb7QQN9dk

Nera’s Dress as a paper doll

Alan N: Dragon quest V was probably my fave DS of the year. Pretty hard not to like if you're into jrpgs.

http://dsmedia.ign.com/ds/image/article/953/953411/dragon-quest-v-hand-of-the-heavenly-bride-20090211021640849.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvoMZh89ShI

Lamp: It's a pleasurable rerelease of a classic 90's RPG; doesn't really do much, but what it does, it does really, really well.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

MAYBE

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

what're you all up in arms about Jim?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha! I just meant "don't try Warcraft". No xpost warning on iPhone though, it seems.

JimD, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

#23: Machinarium – PC – 46pts – 4 votes
Official Game Site

http://www.trashbag.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/machinarium__large.jpg

Metacritic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLTyxcxDUH8

Abanana: Great art style and some good inventory puzzles. I could do without the minigames.

http://static.arstechnica.com/assets/2009/10/machinarium-thumb-640xauto-9157.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5tNmVjGCgs

Jjjusten: Really beautiful game, charming and lush in a way that Braid pretended to be but never was. It's really an homage to ye olde point and click adventures, which carries with it the unfortunate caveat that you'll probably be running to the walkthrough time and time again because let’s face it, some of the puzzle solutions make no logical sense. It's a stunningly pretty and adorable movie that you get to poke at and live in a little bit, and that’s worth something though.

http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/152301-review-machinarium/hires_Machinarium_dno-noscale.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKjG0K7ulBs

Mordy: Great, gorgeous, and brutally difficult.

http://www.endsights.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/machinarium_02.jpg

Designer Interview

Polyphonic: A great point-and-click Flash game with beautiful art and a lot of style.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

#22: Borderlands – 360/PS3 – 47 pts – 3 votes – 1 Top Game Vote
Official Game Site

http://gamingbolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/borderlands-1.jpg

Metacritic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxei5I533w

Jjjusten: Yeah so we all saw the annoying endless "EIGHT BAGAZILLION GUNS WAHEY LOLOMGWTF!!1!" ads and the driving sections are tacked on and sub halo warthog quality control wise, and storyline and characters need not apply. None of that matters though, because the game is one endless effort at FUN without bothering with all that wheedling "how do we make this a compelling tale of loss and redemption?" This is a game about how fun it is to shoot shit and loot corpses, no soul-searching about yer motivations, because let’s face it, yer a merc dick out to make a bunch of $$$ by plowing through any unfortunate schlubs that happen to be standing between you and some stuff you want, or carrying a cool gun that you like. There's a palpable sense of humor about the carnage too, and amazingly the wacky claptrap robots are funny, not irritating (as you would expect). A lot of noise has been spent on the online co-op (which is kind of broken in a lot of ways), but this is a 100% rewarding, surprisingly difficult and hardcore single player as well. And those bagazillions of guns? Believe the hype; the weapon looting is endless and full of so much weird insane shit that it honestly never gets unexciting to examine some new weapons spec list. Seriously.

http://brutalgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/borderlands_09.jpg

Developer Interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huCbX4b2d7U

Cutty: Krangor elicits respect from all.

http://scrawlfx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/borderlands-e3-shots.jpg

Producer Interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkmLE6n8bH0

Mayor Jingleberries: Only thing really RPG about it is character classes, fetch quests, experience points, damage shown in numeric form and a progression tree for your skills.

http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/152281-borderlands.jpg

Gamasutra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmUJrKGN3C0

Antexit: I am having remorse about not including Borderlands on my ballot. :(

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

#21: Assassin’s Creed 2 - PS3/360 – 50 pts – 3 Votes - 1 Top Game Vote
Official Game Site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Qz9ah8cKQ

Metacritic

BNW: A sandbox Prince of Persia grounded in actual history. More gameplay outside the simulation would be nice.

http://www.dasgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/assassins_creed_2_dive.jpg

Fail Early, Fail Often is the wrong approach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2kbLBuSOg

EZ Snappin: Fixed everything that was wrong with the first one, added more stuff and still ended up with one of the more polished games of 09. Instant classic.

http://360gamercast.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ac3.jpg

Creative Director Interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnQZHBodpwk

Jeff LeVine: An interesting example of the range of experiences currently available in big games. The only turn off so far is some of the facial animation (particularly noticeable with the women characters), it really looks surprising ass. The city atmosphere and pulled back stuff is great though.

http://loot-ninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/assassins-creed-2.jpg

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

New thread tomorrow. Yak these up now.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link

borderlands deserved better. ac2 is obviously a victim of its release date. extremely interested to see what crazy entries pad out the top 20 in front of them.

aarrissi-a-roni, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, thought AC2 would be top five. But I've not actually played it yet.

JimD, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

the rest of the things i voted for rundown:

#34: Blazblue: Calamity Trigger – 360 – 30 pts – 1 vote – 1 Top Game Vote (01)
lol @ me tryna defend the game balance (dont think its thaaaaaat bad but w/e) only game of 09 that i really love

#25: Persona 4 (UK Release) – PS2 – 40 pts – 2 votes – 1 Top Game Vote – Top PS2 game
didnt vote for this because it was an 08 release but <3 <3 <3 this game and this better than the 60th place it landed last year

#24: Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride – DS – 43 pts – 2 votes – 1 Top Game Vote (02)
really, really surprised only one other person voted for this. fuk u ilg

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

yep, this poll definitely doing what it should ie telling me which games to play this year. think i'll start with borderlands.

also, you guys otm about canabalt (even if it placed at 30), did not get the hype

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link

thought peggle would be top 10 easy. that is my go to stress relief/time kill.

bnw, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

AC2 was my #1. Half of its points are from me.

Seems a mixed bag of recommendations for WoW. My big concern is I just wouldn't put the time in or find a group to play with. Looks hella dull as a single player experience.

It looks like my entire ballot is going to place. What's left should be near the top.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link

everyones entire ballot is getting listed?

Lamp, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Seems so, with all those low pointers at the beginning.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Especially since forks pointed that out at the beginning. Note to self: Reading Is Fundamental!

For a moment there I felt securely part of the mainstream, unlike in the film poll (where I'm at 7 of the first 60).

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Prototype and AC2 have a lot of overlap in design. which is weird b/c Prototype is very dumb and AC2 tries (and often succeeds) to be pretty intelligent. The biggest drawback is that its so crammed with mini-events (like prototype) that it takes away from the story. Also those mini-events are way too repetitive. But its hard not to root for a game that states proudly how it was designed by a multicultural team, and one that is actually trying to make history cool for gamers.

bnw, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Five out of my ten votes have yet to show up. And two of those were for games I'm amazed have even made the top 60, let alone the top 20.

JimD, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Whoa, we're already up to #22!

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Cutty: Krangor elicits respect from all.

lol why is this in the borderlands entry?

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

well it was in the thread and i haven't played borderlands so i assumed it meant something game related. No?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

it's my PSN tag!

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i've never even played the game - i guess we were talking about something else?

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

re:BF1943 bnw is a fun poster but too limited and repetitive

calzone: liberation (cozen), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Assassin's Creed 2 looks like a really cool game. I'm going to get it when I've beat the unplayed games in my pile and my other commitments slow down, in approx 2071. Will M did you actually attempt any of those Scribblenauts challenge modes?

lolling @ "krangor elicits respect from all" -- slocki on the borderlands thread you pointed that out as a truth bomb so it must have seemed extra important to the discussion of the game

antexit, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

same here re. Assassin's Creed 2. Was the first one really that boring? B/c I prefer its milieu.

Euler, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Glad to see Borderlands placed high. I tend to wait for games to come down in price before buying them, so only just got it a couple of weeks ago, but it would definitely have been top 3 for me if I had played it before the ballot.

CraigG, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Seems a mixed bag of recommendations for WoW. My big concern is I just wouldn't put the time in or find a group to play with. Looks hella dull as a single player experience.

Blizzard has done a lot to address some of these issues; they've added in an automatic dungeon-queuing system that lets you continue questing while the game builds a dungeon group for you, something that helps you meet ppl and teaches you more about how group dynamics work as well as greatly reducing the amount of time it takes to level a character. Also, depending on which server you pick, there is likely a guild out there that matches your gaming goals who would be more than happy to accept you and help you level, or at least distract you with goofy guild chat as you grind levels/gold.

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i played an hour of assassin's creed 2 and i know it gets better but the beginning is so, so bad. like in every way. also i really resent that you have to hold down TWO buttons to run/parkour. it's like the most important control element of the game and they can't even map a single button to it?!?

wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link

AC2 is on my eventual list of games to pick up. Also I am totally jumping the gun but I just ordered Arkham Asylum from Amazon (thankig u, gift certificates!)

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link


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