"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

nath, the point is not that I'm mildly itchy when I get too many notifications, it's... um... where to begin?

If I get bitten by another werewolf I will consider deleting my account too.

OTM. Werewolves, pirates, zombies: I don't have time for that shit.

How long before there's a malicious app that tells everyone's entire friends list exactly which porn sites they've been looking at?

OTM. Werewolves, pirates, zombies: I don't have time for that shit.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 1:02 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^ maybe you should join a facebook group about this?

Facebook's security registration code got personal on me this afternoon:

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4626/facebooksecuritycheckao1.jpg

xpost doesnt have time as he's hiding from all those nasties

Woh, is this Amazon thing true? I just bought a load of Christmas presents on Amazon - is Facebook going to ruin Christmas for all my friends and family? Won't someone think of the children!!

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wtf

I have to wait for this shit?

Mr non-villageperson has a very good point on the presents thing. This is insanity.

wait, whats a hitachi magic wand?

you've been missing out, my friend

(j/k)

No more 'is' in status!

That mong guy that's shit is thinking that is such a good idea!!! roll on Friday tho!!!

i campaigned for this, but now i have a kind of empty feeling inside lol.

A victory for the peeple.

took me ages to think of a status that didn't require 'is'

boooo. bring it back.

Eventually I went with "Gemma sometimes likes daylights saving" but it somehow sounds completely wrong

boooo. bring it back.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, December 13, 2007 11:58 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this

You crazy. If you want "is" just type "is".

You actually have an "is" in there automatically that you have the option of deleting. They should maybe add an autocorrect option for "sooooooooo tired" and "looking forward to the weekend" while they're at it.

Or just automatically change them all to "is some boring cunt you went to school with who never left their hometown, has just bought their first house and is married to one of the old gang, whoop de fuckin doo"

one of my tiny number of "friends" has 1,300+ friends, and i was looking for a mutual friend of ours in them, and he had two people who had the (fairly uncommon) name i was looking for, and neither of them were her, and there was no obvious connection (eg one was an american high school student) to my guy... so i think he friended them on the basis 'lol u have a name like my friend who isn't on facebook'. weird.

oh my god i think i might do that now.

xpost

Or just automatically change them all to "is some boring cunt you went to school with who never left their hometown, has just bought their first house and is married to one of the old gang, whoop de fuckin doo"

that's gonna be mine. lol satire

snarky. I have hardly any school friends on my friends list... just current friends.

Em*ly C******r is soooo tird of the kidz bt lookin 4wrd to top gear

emily should buy some vowels. and consonants.

Carol Vorderman is bribeable?

CRUTIS IS LISTED AS IN A RELATIONSHIP

I've been in a relationship

yeah cutty this isn't exackly news

come on cutty, louis and curtis have been together for almost 18 months now!

lol envy

flash bang trollop

what IS news however...

J0N W1LL1AMS went from being "single" to "in a relationship".

...oh, I see.

i was there when mandee first asked out jon

Getting REALLY annoyed by the following sequence:

1. Person I haven't thought of in years adds me as friend
2. I send message that says "hey, what's up, how've you been"
3. No response

Should I add a step 4 here where I un-friend them? I mean, seriously, if you don't like me enough to return a polite "how are you" note, then why are you adding me as a friend in the first place?

maybe s/he is with the family, celebrating some holiday, not checking fbook msgs?

"Getting REALLY annoyed" should be read to indicate that this is very much an ongoing pattern. The best was a girl I could faintly remember being in high school with when I was 15 -- adds me, I write ("wow, how've you been, what are you doing in NYC now"), nothing.

me and jon are in a facebook relationship

here's a peeve: unless you already had it on your 'Looking for' section before they got rid of it, you can no longer change your 'Looking for' to 'Whatever I Can Get.' thus, all these people can look for whatever they can get, but i cannot. UNFAIR.

i even wrote to them about it, to no avail.

so to be a smart-ass, i changed my religious views to "whatever i can get." heh heh.

seriously though, why'd they get rid of that option? don't they think that some people might have gone from looking for a relationship to looking for whatever they can get?

I am periodically updating my religious views -- right now it's at 2897. Next week I'll up it to 2904.

i just friended everyone i met in ny last week (that i can find!) hi guys on facebook

i just deleted ex bf who's been sending me slightly creepy/flirty messages for a few months. i never replied and he never got the hint, so time to obliterate him.