"She's an indoor kitty..."

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Aw, giboyeux. Sorry to hear about yr cat's disappearence - that thread where you first introduced him to us rocked so fucking hard.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link

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**and we have a lot of foxes.**

A cat will see off a fox.

**we'd never be able to find them**

They will come back.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:42 (eighteen years ago) link

A cat will see off a fox.

This might turn into a discussion of "monkey vs horse" level proportions, I'd be careful...

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:02 (eighteen years ago) link

My cats are a 13 year old who's never been outside in his life and a 6 month old kitten. I doubt either of them would see off a fox, especially not a fox the size of the one we saw in the neighbours garden the other day.

I've seen a couple of cat/fox confrontations walking home late at night, and it's true that the fox thought better of it and went off, although one time we shooed it away ourselves.

Anyway, as I said above, both cats have chlamydia and therefore weakened immune systems so there's the risk of disease as well. Plus the kitten's still got his bollocks (for the time being).

As for them coming back, how would we know unless we sit outside our building waiting for them? I'm on the 2nd floor!

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah. I didn't realise you lived in a flat.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry to hear about yr cat's disappearence

Ah well. Thanks. Cat/Spike was tough as nails. I'm sure he died honorably. What's the feline equivalent of the final shootout of Scarface?

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:10 (eighteen years ago) link

We thought we had lost a bunch of our cats over the years. Later on we found out they'd all moved into a barn half a mile away. The farmer LOVED them because they ate all of the mice.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you people think hampsters are secretly outdoor animals too??

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean there are only a few stories of "outdoor" cats on this thread that don't involve you cruel bastards FORCING the cat out until it got used to it. I mean you all realize that half of the cat's bizarre behavior is just boredom, right? Not necessarily some bred-out instinctual urge to go shit in the neighbor's bushes.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Outdoor cats only make sense in rural areas IMO.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean if your cat honestly wants to go outside and runs out the house or seems excited to go out when you bring it out, that's one thing, as long as you want to supervise it if in a more urban environment. But if the cat is scared to go outside, why are you making it go outside??? What point are you trying to prove? That you're harder than the housecat? What in the world?

Also if you are going to let your cat climb into neighbor's yards that's completely inconsiderate and rude. Whether or not you seem to live under some delusion that cats always come back no matter what, I mean if your neighbors wanted eaten plants and dead bugs and rodents and cat shit in their yards, I'm sure they'd put it there themselves. If I lived next door to you lot, I'd buy a German Shepard in 3 minutes.

xpost Dan that is what I think. If you live in a non-rural area you need to keep the kitty on a leash and supervise it if it wants to go out. And not just because it's funny to see a cat on a leash.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Xpost to Ally: Hamsters WERE outdoor animals originally -- humankind didn't INVENT them, you know.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link

You really shouldn't keep fleas out. They're FLEAS! I think anthromorphosizing them with horrible personality traits that mean that they have to be kept the fuck away is nuts.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Anecdotes:

My parents' cats:
Ginger Andrea Clorox: Outdoor cat, hit by a car
Pickles: Outdoor cat, hit by a car
Jane: Indoor cat, went out once and was mauled by neighborhood dogs, never went out again, died at 19 of old age.
Igneal: Outdoor cat, shot by a pellet gun, died at 12 of brain thingy from eating poison food.
Imor: Outdoor cat, shot by a pellet gun (the pellet it still in his right hind leg), hit by a car, 10 years old and still alive. Keep it real, boy!
Gandalf: Outdoor cat, hit by a car.
Arwyn: Indoor only, one year old, still alive.
Isabella: Indoor only, months old, still alive.

All three of ours are alive and healthy and cuddly and flea-free and don't go outside because we live in Chicago and there are signs all over the alley informing us that the city has set out rat poison, plus cars, plus evil people with pellet guns, plus mean little shit kids you do horrible things to sweet, trusting, lovey cats. I'm comfortable enough with our decision that I'm not even that upset that someone might think I'm a terrible person for it.

Sample DeKuyper does that crazy MEOW MEOW MEOW thing, too. I think she gets lost in the apartment. I just call her and she comes running and jumps on me for attention and that takes care of that.

pullapartgirl (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, Laurel but that's my point. Just because something WAS an outdoor animal years and years ago doesn't mean its current incarnation still IS. Hence the domestication process. I mean house cats are related to lions but I've never seen my slacker ass of a cat kill a hyena.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Who is Sample DeKuyper??? (I'm imagining you're going to say "my little sister")

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, I'm totally not getting involved in this discussion, I grew up in the country and our cats kept the local rabbit/chipmunk/vole/bluejay population in check. I just thought the hamster thing was funny.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link

(Also I am imagining some psychotic feng shui nuts looking at their garden and saying, "Hmm, something's not right here... A-HA! We need some catshit right there. Get your coat, Madge!")

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link

When my yowely cat Gypsy gets bored she will bite the back of your head, hard. She also drools. I think it's the part Siamese.
Good reason not to let your cat out: Feline AIDS. There was a horrible cat in my neighborhood growing up who gave half the outdoor cats this.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Years ago I saw a guy on tv who built a tiny video camera that he strapped to his cat, on its chest just below the neck, and it would send the images to be recorded on his vcr. He wanted to see what his cat got up to all day when it went out, imagining great feline adventures. After some time recording he disappointingly discovered all his cat did was go and sit down somewhere for a while, then go sit somewhere else, then go home.

rw, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahahaha that's funny.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Man I would like to release hampsters out into the wild, see how they do, if they turn feral. I don't much like 'em anyway, they're no guinea pigs.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 12:56 (eighteen years ago) link

x-post to Ally
**But if the cat is scared to go outside, why are you making it go outside???**

For excercise. For fresh air. So it can shit out there. So it can climb trees. So it can, you know, do cat stuff.

**Also if you are going to let your cat climb into neighbor's yards that's completely inconsiderate and rude.**

What? Are you totally serious? You think I should sit the cat down and negotiate some ground rules? 'Hey, avoid Mrs. Smith's dahlias, but you should be OK as long as you dump the mice behind the shed'.

**I mean if your neighbors wanted eaten plants and dead bugs and rodents and cat shit in their yards**

Hey, Ally. THEY BURY THEIR SHIT! Well, yours doesn't, obviously, since it's cooped up in a yuppie apartment. But OUTDOOR CATS DO! And DEAD BUGS! Oh fuck no! DEAD BUGS IN THE YARD. CALL THE FUCKING EMERGENCY SERVICES! DEAD BUGS! DEAD BUGS! OH HELP!

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd never heard of indoor cats until I moved to the US. I grew up in London with cats and they were always free to roam.

rw, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Um, no they don't, Dr. C. Not always. I say this as a person who lived in a suburban neighborhood with loads of "outdoor/indoor" cats for a period. You're a complete ass. I hope your cat enjoys getting its ass eaten by a German Shepard!

And yes, you should "negotiate some rules". My sister manages to keep her cat from rummaging neighbors' yards, as does a former friend of mine. It's not that hard to watch your own pet. I mean don't get one if you find this an impossible task.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:02 (eighteen years ago) link

And again, I would like to know why you think the cat needs fresh air and exercise and tree climbing if it is

A) perfectly happy indoors
B) reticient to go outside

I mean who is anthromorphosizing the cat now?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I let one of my cats out. She's the only one mature enough to not run bonkersish out into the street. Also: she is the only one who gets FLEAS.

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah it seems like this is a better idea with old cats, as well, who are less likely to go tearing around after things all looney tunes and will stay in their area.

I have stolen someone else's outdoor/indoor cat, when I was little!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:07 (eighteen years ago) link

When I was young and didn't know how to take care of cats, I let some kittens be outside. I really hope someone snatched them up, because I never saw them again. Yeah, that's a regret, I was fucking dumb.

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

x-post You're on another planet, Ally. Dead bugs in the yard, Jesus what's the world coming to.

You don't 'watch' them - you let them find their own territory, depending on what other cats live close etc. And guess what, if a big dog moves next door, THEY DON'T GO IN THERE ANY MORE!

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I have stolen someone else's outdoor/indoor cat, when I was little!

Ally! Shame on you.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:09 (eighteen years ago) link

So, what we cat owners are *SUPPOSED* to do is let the cats out and just hope they don't get squashed by a car on the city streets. Is that correct O Grate 1?

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

(Ally, was it CUET?)

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

One of the first kittens we ever got was eaten by a bobcat two days after we got him.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

See, there are exactly zero bobcats in my house.

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

**And again, I would like to know why you think the cat needs fresh air and exercise and tree climbing if it is
A) perfectly happy indoors
B) reticient to go outside

I mean who is anthromorphosizing the cat now? **

She wasn't perfectly happy indoors. She was lethargic and anxious, despite being 2 yrs old. It wasn't through boredom, as she there is usually someone at home for company. The vet could find nothing wrong. She seemed to want to go out, but would run in terrified after a few minutes. She would only go out if someone was in the garden, but clearly enjoyed running around, lying in the sun, exploring etc. I believe that it was the right thing to do to keep encouraging her out. Now she's happy to come and go all the time, looks in much better condition and is a different cat altogether.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:17 (eighteen years ago) link

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**So, what we cat owners are *SUPPOSED* to do is let the cats out and just hope they don't get squashed by a car on the city streets. Is that correct O Grate 1? **

No, I didn't say that. My point is that if you live in a suitable place where the cat CAN go out, then it should go out. Ally's busy telling me that it's all wrong because of infringing on neighbours' privacy and leaving DEAD BUGS all over the place.

Personally I wouldn't keep a cat in a place where the traffic was so bad that it was in serious danger of being run over. Or where it couldn't go out for any reason.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Dr. C, your decisions about where to have cats are valid for you, but if you're trying to make anybody feel bad for having an indoor cat, go fuck yourself.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually I think it would be kind of awesome if our cats were regularly travelling the half mile distance to leave dead animals on my parents' neighbor's doorstep.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:26 (eighteen years ago) link

You too M. White, with fucking knobs on. I'm simply saying what I would do. Each to his own.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Dr. C, your decisions about where to have cats are valid for you

Note that I stated that and that my 'fuck you' was conditional.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Noted!

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

You really shouldn't keep cats in. They're CATS! I think anthromorphosizing them with personality traits that mean that they have to be sheltered indoors is nuts.

Why on Earth would anyone think you were making blanket generalizations based on that? It's madness, I tell you.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

They are domesticated animals.

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I think we should calm down and discuss something less controversial, like eating meat.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

They are domesticated animals.
-- Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (emilysu...), October 4th, 2005.

much like... humans.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

indeed! i have no need for tree climbing innit

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

If I don't go outside I become lethargic and spend all day yowling at my wife.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I almost posted the same thing, N_RQ, but I'm not feeling that sanguine about Homo Sapiens today.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link


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