cycling LOLz

hunter I'm the guy on the left

outstanding

i cant criticize i rock mom jeans all the time, but skip on dem blue blockers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz8Go9kVukI

goodness

vulva...

does it smell like vagina?

http://sandbaggerkc.blogspot.com/

http://cdn.media.cyclingnews.com//2010/03/07/2/dsc6259_600.jpg

http://cdn.media.cyclingnews.com//2010/03/07/2/dsc6262_600.jpg

http://cdn.media.cyclingnews.com//2010/03/07/1/img_9751_1_600.jpg

oops

carbon spokes more like kaboom spokes amirite

ok.... howwwwwww?

ok, last pic, 12 o'clock on back rim is like major munch city which could explain spokesfail.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSokDsOwE1g

almost identical to king julian's description of appeasing the volcano gods in madagascar 2

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2943192540293101680#

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0039/0292/products/CT_ShutUpLegs_tshirt_model_V03_large.jpg?1268640718

almost identical to king julian's description of appeasing the volcano gods in madagascar 2

whatever dad

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll85/registered-user/CDBsign.jpg

o_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI7T2iuGjjc

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bik/1667460531.html

HIPSTERS, ITS THE BIKE YOU NEED TO BE THE FIXIE KING. KHS AERO TRACK - $9999999 (hayes valley)
Date: 2010-03-29, 2:54PM PDT
Reply to: sale-ttaxm-1667460✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [Errors when replying to ads?]

MAKE ME AN OFFER FIXIE KID.

IM FRICKIN OVER IT, BUDDY, AND SO NOW IS YOUR CHANCE. EVERYONE WANTS THIS BIKE AND IF THE MONEYS RIGHT ITS YOURS.
MY MESSENGER PALS HAVE OFFERED ME BIG BUCKS COUNTLESS TIMES FOR THIS THING AND IVE ALWAYS TURNED EM DOWN, BUT I NO LONGER GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT TRACK BIKES.
SCORE FOR YOU, YOU TIGHT PANTS ELECTRO SHOW PBR CHUGGING GIRLS HAIRCUT COKE SNORTER.

THIS BIKE HAS BEEN RACED ALL OVER THIS FREAKIN PLANET AND WON MORE CRAP THAN I'LL EVER BE ABLE TO GET RID OF. IT BEAT THE FASTEST MESSENGER IN NEW YORK (THATS RIGHT ROOKIE, IM TALKIN ABOUT FELIPE. LEARN IT. LIVE IT. KNOW IT.) IN THE FOURTH OF JULY SPRINTS AND HE WAS ON ACID AND I WAS JUST DRUNK SO THERE YA GO, COOL GUY, ITS FAST.

RIDDEN IN THE WARRIORS RACE, NYC., WINNER, BEST COLORS.

RIDDEN IN HALLOWEEN ALLEYCAT THROWN BY SQUID, NYC. TOOK MUSHROOMS, PUKED. GOT PART OF MY COSTUME IN A QUEENS BOULEVARD HOOKERS' MOUTH.

RIDDEN IN KYOTOLOCO. WINNER, TRACKSTAND. WINNER, FREESTYLE, WINNER, FOOTDOWN. WINNER, BEST OUT OF TOWN.

RIDDEN NACC, HOUSTON, TX, 2ND PLACE, TRACKSTAND

RIDDEN IN GLASGOPOLOCO, GLASGOW SCOTLAND. WINNER, 1ST OUT OF TOWN. WINNER, FREESTYLE. WINNER, TRACKSTAND. WINNER, BEST OUT OF TOWNER. WINNER, FARTHEST TRAVELLED. WINNER, OVERALL POINTS.

RIDDEN TO THE BAR. ALL OF THEM.

NEVER EVER EVER EVER RIDDEN IN CRITICAL MASS.

KHS AERO TRACK ALUMINUM TRACK RACING FRAME 57CM AND FITS LIKE A 54- 55 (SLOPED TOP TUBE, GENIUS. IT'LL FIT ANYONE WHO CAN RIDE A 53 TO A 59.),IN ORIGINAL RED COLORWAY WITH ORIGINAL LOGOS AND ACTUAL BIKE MESSENGER STICKERS PLACED LONG AGO BY AN ACTUAL WORKING WORLD TRAVELING ALLEY CATTING RACING MULTIPLE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS AND NACC ATTENDING 6 YEAR VETERAN SF BIKE MESSENGER,
ULTEGRA HEADSET BECAUSE IT CAN STAND THE ABUSE, SMART GUY. YOUY CAN RE-TUNE YOUR VINTAGE C-RECORD ONE EVERY DAY OR RUN THIS ONE AND NEVER TOUCH IT. AND ITS LIGHTER SO YOUR ARMS CAN LIFT IT, SINCE YOUVE NEVER WORKED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU HAVE A HANGOVER.
CAMPAGNOLO 165 MM BMX CRANKS FILED TO PREVENT BREAKAGE BY A REAL ACTUAL GENUINE BONA FIDE WORKING NON ROOKIE O.G. VETERAN SAN FRANCISCO BIKE MESSENGER (NOT JUST DRESSED LIKE ONE) SO THEY WILL NOT BREAK NO MATTER HOW HOT YOU GET TRYING TO IMPRESS THAT FIXIE CHICK IN YOUR ROOMMATES FRIGGIN ALLEY CAT.
BRIGESTONE KEIRIN FORK, GREY COLORWAY, RACED ON THE KEIRIN TRACK, PURCHASED AT BRIDGESTONE KEIRIN FRAME FACTORY, KYOTO, JAPAN.
CAMPAGNOLO SEALED CARTRIDGE BOTTOM BRACKET. ONCE AGAIN, YOU CAN JACK WITH YOUR C-RECORD ONE EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO RIDE, OR RUN THIS ONE AT A WEIGHT INCREASE OF 6 GRAMS AND NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH IT AGAIN. YOUR CHOICE, BIKE EXPERT.
GOLD KEIRIN CHAIN. BLING FRIGGIN BLING.
UNOBTANIUM SEAT POST COLLAR. PHYSICALLY LIGHTER THAN AIR. ACTUALLY REDUCES WEIGHT OF BIKE BY 3 GRAMS.

THIS THING IS SET UP HOW A REAL MESSENGER SET IT UP. I KNOW BECAUSE IM THE ONE THAT BUILT IT, NOT VALENCIA CYCLERY, AND NOT CAUSE I HANDED EM 5 GRAND OF DADDYS MONEY AND SAID MAKE ME LOOK COOL.
AND SO NOW YOU CAN TAKE THAT MONEY THAT YOUR DADDY GAVE YOU FOR ART COLLEGE TUITION AND BUY THE BIKE THAT IS GUARANTEED TO GET YOU UNPROTECTED SEX IN THE BATHROOM AT THAT FIXIE HIPSTER BAR ON 16TH.

I GOT WHEELS AND TIRES AND SEATS AND SEATPOSTS AND PEDALS AND STEMS AND BARS AND ALL THAT OTHER CRAP LAYING AROUND SO IF THE MONEYS RIGHT I'LL LET YOU SET THIS THING UP AND I'LL EVEN ASSEMBLE IT FOR YOU SINCE YOUVE NEVER TOUCHED A WRENCH IN YOUR LIFE. CAMPY CAMPY CAMPY. ALL THAT CRAP IS PHIL WOOD AND KEIRIN AND CAMPY AND IT'LL GET YOU NOTICED ON VALENCIA.

SO THATS IT. YOU FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH YOU WANT THIS THING, ADD TWO ZEROS TO THE END OF THAT TO GET CLOSER TO REALITY AND EMAIL ME.

WILL SHIP.

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ddb, is that you?

lol

should just replace this thread with a link to BSNYC:

See also:

Crossing the Manhattan Bridge and heading into the city yesterday, I was passed by a rider on a brakeless Pista. As the rider began his descent, I noticed he had stopped pedaling, which seemed strange as he had clearly been riding a fixed-gear. He then placed the thin sole of his diminutive canvas boating shoe on the tire of his rear wheel, at which point I realized he had dropped his chain and was now trying to slow his speeding bicycle. Apparently, though, the "footjam" was not as effective as he had hoped, so he then started dragging both feet on the pavement Fred Flinstone-style. Here he is, clearly mashing his "pants yabbies" on his top tube in the process:

Eventually, he managed to finally get off the thing, and as I passed him I simply pointed to my own bicycle and said, "Brakes."

Ah, yes, brakes--those marvels of engineering which manage to function independently of the bicycle's drivetrain. Of course, they do tend to spoil the "clean lines" of your bicycle, and they can also make you look like a "woosie." I'll admit that the rider above looked really cool and elegant as he desperately struggled to save himself by dragging his feet and squashing his genitals --the whole thing was totally "zen." I wonder why he didn't simply use his gigantic empty messenger bag to stop, since it seems to me it would have functioned rather well as a parachute.

NEVER EVER EVER EVER RIDDEN IN CRITICAL MASS.

why has HIPSTERS, ITS THE BIKE YOU NEED TO BE THE FIXIE KING. KHS AERO TRACK - $9999999 (hayes valley) been flagged for removal?

hipsters cryin u know how they are

SCORE FOR YOU, YOU TIGHT PANTS ELECTRO SHOW PBR CHUGGING GIRLS HAIRCUT COKE SNORTER.

RIP cutty

:o

GIRLFRIENDS JEANS WEARING VAPORIZER

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4069/4466062568_6af1dfcd50_o.jpg

oh snap

when your frame's material failure mode is vaporize

should poll those keywords

weird to see shimano pedals on the track, oh wait they're probably dura ace never mind.

is it normal to put your srm headunit on your seatstays? or is it flying through the air there?

that is such an epic foto btw. kudos to fotogra4.

looks like it's affixed to the seatstays imo, could be an illusion tho.

"As cycling fans already know, the Tour of California used to take place in February, but organizers have moved it to May in order to draw a deeper field by attracting riders frightened of contracting the STDs for which the Giro d'Italia is now famous."

^^^ irl lols at this sentence

i think the SRM is there strictly to collect data, not to be looked at during the track event. so they put it in the back where it's aero and not in the way.

saw some pics of one of the NZ team when they were in melbs for the world cup meet last year - SRM mounted behind the seatpost.

i like that srm has sorta kept that diy "built with housing and display parts from radio shack" aesthetic lo, these 20 years. and charged $$$$ for it.

Things that make you feel 10ft tall -

A little child standing by the side of the road shouting 'Mummy! A racing bike! I just saw a racing bike!'

ha yeah SRMs are still the most expensive of the power meters

http://velonews.competitor.com/2010/04/news/reconstructive-surgery-places-contadors-season-in-doubt_110106

i liked patrick's story about breaking into the bike tourism biz, touting the marketing/cross-selling opportunities, but closing, "About the only thing we won't be able to sell them? Leg razors. Not even to the chicks."

http://www.shopslipstreamsports.com/2010-apparel/rider-tee-shirts/steven-cozza-tee.html

http://kotaku.com/5508520/f1-driver-plays-modern-warfare-2-while-riding-a-bike

http://www.shopslipstreamsports.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/s/t/steven_cozza-01.jpg

so i'll be racing against cozza's former team next weekend on their home turf. do i rock this look or not y/n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66DtgCNhHJo&feature=player_embedded

y, obv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkh5uTVQeZM