the one near me, 90% of the employees are hispanic and seem to have a fast food worker complex
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 5 February 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i think the chipotle ppl were miswrapping ur burrito or something
― max, Friday, 5 February 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
el rancho, dude!
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 February 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i feel like it's a company wide problem, amon
company-wide in places that don't have mexican food mebbe
when I think chipotle employees (I've only had it in CA) I just think bored-looking hispanic dudes. maybe the messiah will be a bored hispanic dude tho.
― iatee, Friday, 5 February 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost alternatively am0n otm
sounds like chipotle fucked jordans girl
― max, Friday, 5 February 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
puts this post in a new context:
no i don't get burritos there anymore, but imo you should be able to unwrap the foil without the thing opening up into your lap like a sewage pipe
― J0rdan S., Friday, February 5, 2010
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 5 February 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
i just meant that a chipotle in a lollege town will probably have lollege students employed there. and lollege students sometimes tend to impart an air of importance to anything they do, even if its making fast food burritos
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 5 February 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
posting on the internet for example
― max, Friday, 5 February 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
;)
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 5 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't even know if this has come up her but fair warning to everyone itt, if i see you asking a chipotle employee to mix up the components of your burrito with a fork i will kill you irl
― A B C, Friday, 5 February 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
thanks for the warning
― voices from the manstep (brownie), Friday, 5 February 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
it is a completely understandable impulse which for whatever reason just comes out completely monstrous.
anyway chipotle is a pretty good calorie bomb when slathered in guacamole
― A B C, Friday, 5 February 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link
steamed tortillas and lettuce on burritos are both crimes against humanity.
― Heisenberg (rockapads), Friday, 5 February 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
also, their employees have this weird messianic complex ime?
― J0rdan S., Friday, February 5, 2010 11:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
this might be new franchise disease? when they opened a chipotle near my office i went there a couple times and all the employees were new and clueless yet really enthused about explaining to ppl what barbacoa was or whatever.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 February 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ u
― Mr. Que, Friday, February 5, 2010 10:54 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
yeah i go there pretty often cuz i live right by stevens, but if i'm near campus & want something to eat, chipotle is like, right there
― J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
que if you're coming down for true/false this year i would like to kiw you
― J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Okay you all have hyper intelligent killer cyberdyne products in yr butts.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, August 2, 2009 1:52 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 July 2020 03:14 (three years ago) link
omg I get the worst diarrhea from both of these food stores!
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 17 July 2020 03:21 (three years ago) link
seeing this revive makes me wonder... whatever happened to Elvin Wayburn Phillips?
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 17 July 2020 04:42 (three years ago) link
He became a middle-aged asshole
― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 July 2020 04:56 (three years ago) link