Misdirected emails

sounds like a winner to me.

hello,

I represent a Bible Code researcher named HARRY WALTHER. He has found a Bible Code that warns of COMET IMPACT- MARCH 01, 2010 - UTAH. Please read the following page and search for any comet that could impact Utah on March 01, 2010.
Thank you.

BIBLE CODE PAGE:

www.satansrapture.com/2010code.htm

MAIN SITE

www.satansrapture.com

TICKETS GO ON SALE MONDAY MORNING.

ATTACHED IS AN ORDER FORM.

PLEASE FILL IT IN AND SEND IT BACK WITH A CHECK (OR CASH) BEGINNING MONDAY MORNING.

We expect to be SOLD OUT.

So Pleeeeeeease…

Get these forms back asap.

Cast and Crew (parents) get first shot at the seats.

I will begin filling outside orders on Wednesday.

Watch CH 77 for any cancellations (or we’ll of course email you)

I wouldn’t bet on tonight..doesn’t look good…but we’ll see.

We don’t want to lose Saturday, however…for sure!

RAIN, RAIN, COME TODAY
BRING THE SNOW ANOTHER DAY…

(or something like that….now CHANT it four times….)

and kill a kitten

xxpost He has found a Bible Code that warns of COMET IMPACT- MARCH 01, 2010 - UTAH

Oh noes! Are all the Utah ILXors hiding under their desks?

Good Morning

I sent you and email on the 25th February regarding the key remotes I hope that you received that. If you could let me I would be grateful.

Regards
Tracy

L3tsmart Property Management Ltd
9a Duk3 Street
Princes R1sborough
Bucks

I too have a common name & the gmail to match.

Why am I the only one trying hereeeeeeeeeee?! You could have at least answered even for a few minutes. Common I tried so hard for you this week...I don't deserve this. And I'm sure you are having a wonderful night. You could have gone on aim on your phone at least. Goodnight. You prob will come home and go straight to sleep bc you don't care and I mean nothing to you. You promised Sean you promised. You could have came on even for a few minutes for me :( well night.

: (

I know. I felt really guilty even though it wasn't me.

(To the same not-me, subject: woooooooooooooooooo)

CD1 The Beatles - something, revolution1, while my guitar gently weeps, happiness is a warm gun, blackbird, strawberry fields, let it be, across the universe, the long and winding road, all you need is love, sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band, yesterday, yellow submarine, hello goodbye, hey jude, you've got to hide your love away, girl, a day in the life, Lady Madonna,

CD 2 Bob Marley - Is this Love, 3 little birds, buffallo soldier, stir it up, one love, redemption song, jamming, there she goes,

CD 3 Coldplay - Shiver, In My Place, God put a smile upon your face, the scientist, clocks, Violet Hill, Life in technicolor, viva la vida, Lost!, Lovers in Japan/Reign of Love, Strawberry Swing, A Message, Fix You, Talk, Speed of Sound, Swallowed in the Sea,

CD 4 Death Cab for Cutie - Photobooth, Sound of Settling, Tiny Vessels, Cath..., Blacking out the friction, Marching Bands of Manhatten, Sould Meets Body, Summer Skin, different names for the same thing, i will follow you into the dark, your heart is an empty room, someday you will be loved, crooked teeth, what sarah said, brothers on a hotel bed, stable song, title and registration

CD 5 Girl Talk - entire CD of Feed the Animals and Night Ripper

CD 6 Guster - Lightening rod, Sattelite,Manifest Destiny, One Man Wrecking Machine, The Captain, ruby falls, c'mon, Hang On, Amsterdam, Backyard, careful, Homecoming king, I hope tomorow is like today, Jesus on the Radio, Ramona, Long Way Down, Red Oyster Cult, what you wish for, All the way up to heaven, two points for honesty, barrel of a gun

CD 7 Jack Johnson - Inaudible Melodies, Middle Man, Posters, Flake, Bubble Toes, Fortunate Fool, The News, Mudfootball, F-Stop Blues, It's All understood, The Horizon has been defeated, If I had eyes, Better together, never know, Banana Panckakes, Good People, No Other Way,Still Waiting wishing,Staple it together, Crying Shame, If I could, Breakdown, Do You Remember, Constelations, Traffic in the sky, Taylor, Gone, Cupid, Wasting Time, Holes to Heaven, Dreams be dreams, Cookie Jar, Rodeo Clowns, Symbol in my driveway,

CD 8 - Oasis and Kooks- Stand By Me, Dont Go Away, Supersonic, Married with Children, The importance of being idle, Songbird, Wonderwall, Don't Look Back in Anger, She's Electric, Champagne Supernova,Seaside, Sofa Song, Eddie's Gun, ooh La, She moves in her own way, match box, Naive, Jackie Big Tits, If Only, See the Sun, Mr. maker, Gap, Love it all, Sway,

CD 9 - Radiohead and Say Anything - Fake Plastic Trees, No Suprieses, 15 Step, Bodysnatchers, Reckoner, House of Cards, Paranoid Android, Karma Police, Showdown at P-Town, Woe, Alive with the glory of love, The Futile, Every Man has a molly, I want to know yours plans, Admit it, A walk through hell, the man in me, Wow I can get sexual too, Total Revenge, Metal Now,

CD 10 - Rap - Asher Roth I love College, Cassidy My Drink n My 2 Step,Dialated Peoples Worst comes to Worst, DJ khaled out here grinding, Dynamite Hack Boyz in da hood, Eminem The Way I am, My name is, Lose yourself, Drug Ballad, Flobots handlebars, Guerrila Black Compton, House of Pain Jump Around, Jay Z Blueprint 2, Swagga like us, Jurrasic 5 concrete schoolyard, quality control, whats golden, Kanye West Flashing lights, homecoming, through the wire, Kid Cudi Day N Night, Lupe Fiasco Kids with guns, Daydreaming, kick push, Superstar, Notorious BIG Juicy, Hyptonitze, Pitbull Go Girl, TI Why You wanna, Twali Kalib Get By,

If you have to combine cds thats fine thanks a lot man.

"Common I tried so hard for you this week...I don't deserve this."

Common breaking hearts.

Hello to all,
we are planning on tailgating sunday mornign before the girls 1:30 basketball game. To do it right we must all chip in some "dough" hehe, for what we wanna bring.
So we are assuming that we will have about 20 guys coming, who rabbi kroll agreed to smuggle in without charge, and there will be no girls allowed.
What we need to buy is the following:

1. MEAT
2. Drinks
3. Ice
4. Charcol for the grill
5. lighter fluid
6. Footballs
7. chairs

If you have a circular grill that is for charcoal that you think is big enough email me back or text jeremy rosh. If you have Chairs like those that you bring to camp please bring those. If you have a cooler for drinks please bring that. Jeff is bringing drinks so thats coveres
Me and Michael kahn will be buying the meat and everyone will pay it back, but we'll figure that out later. We also need buns and stuff.
Some one needs to buy charcoal and lighter fluid for the grill that can be bought at a gas station.

please email me back or contact jeremy for further info or confirmation or whatever

it is at xxx xxxx Road
Cedarhurst, NY 11516 we would like to leave new rochelle or whereever you are 11 so we could be all set up by 12
I have google mapped it and the parking lot is quite large so its gonna be a good time


Please respond


reuvi and jeremy

Not so much an email but at work once we had an absolute bitch of an employee who we later fired for her attitude and poor performance. She was walking around raving that she worked twice as hard as everyone else in the building, and I was so sick of it, I went to send an instant message to a friend to whine "So and So said she works twice as hard as everyone in the building".

But I sent it to the bitch herself. Panicked, knowing this is going to cause a war we don't need on the floor, I send a few follow-up messages to try to spin it in a positive light, but it's failing. I poke my head around the corner and see that the moron hasn't even opened the message as it is still blinking in the toolbar at the bottom.

Then, she gets called away to a monthly meeting with her manager, and does not follow procedure and lock her computer when she's away from it. I nonchalantly walk over to it and close the message and walk by to my desk. Disaster averted!

Subject: World’s knowledge proved wrong over some basics of Astronomy and Light/Rays.


Dear Sir/Madam,

Enclosed/attached herewith two pages leaflet-information ‘Missile Hit Information’ over the basics of Astronomy and properties of Light/Rays to prove existing World’s knowledge wrong and false by the answer of the query ‘Why do the planets Mercury and Venus spin very slowly?

World has been challenged from July 2007 of the wrong information/knowledge with it over the said subjects but the past mode to challenge the concerned had first preference to convince the concerned with the discovered facts than to prove World’s knowledge wrong. Now the Challenger has reversed the challenge mode; he has given the prime preference to prove the World’s knowledge, (thus the concerned’s knowledge) wrong over the said subjects.

This leaflet information ‘MISSILE HIT INFORMATION’ is sufficient to puncture the brains of the concerned to flush-out thus to make their brain empty from the stored wrong and false knowledge that the planets spin by the conservation of angular momentum leading to prove wrong most other speculations over the said subjects.

Please reply/comment/suggest to come at the conclusion that what is the correct?

Thanking you

Ram3sh Varma
# ..., Sector-8,
Panchkula (Haryana)
INDIA

Hello ....

Let's schedule to meet on Thurs, April 15 at 11:00 AM. Figure 1 to 1.5 hrs.

I was thinking about your occupational goal and mention of the truck. It might be wise to think about "plan B" and start to work on a self-employment business plan as a way to get there. Then we can consider a plan requesting or not requesting a SBA type loan. Anyway, consider checking the following: www.vetbiz.gov for more details . Note mention of the new Patriot loan through SBA.

Also check out the 20 page pdf on the Business Plan on the site.

So let me know if the above date works for you.

My best in the meantime,

...
MS, CRC, LMHC
Vocational Rehabilitation Counselor
Vocational Rehabilitation & Employment Division
U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs
...

Yom Ha'atzmaut

Save the date, this tuesday April 20th, after school at the fellows, should be about 5 dollars each,further details will come soon

lets do this

reuvi

guess I should give my fellow Heebs the bad news

why?why?why i feel this?i didnt forgot you!your always in my mind all face i see is YOU?why!this is a bulshit feelling that i not feel before!WHY????

(It dawned upon me that some kids in Drama weren’t involved in CATS, and thus did not get this letter)

ALSO…If anyone sees Nick, his email bounced back, as did: Semprevivo and Paige Alden, so please let them know about this deadline!
Thanks all.

Last Call…

I need a completed form from everyone who is coming to the banquet by tomorrow.

We need a minimum of 35.

We have 17.

If I do not have 35 by tomorrow the banquet is cancelled.

We will still have Thespian Induction. Those invitations are going out today.

Remember…parents are invited to the Induction but the banquet is just for us kids…and a few parent helpers, (the usual kitchen assistants!)

I have also attached the complete list of who has registered and paid for what. (The red is owing, the blue is amount “overpaid)

PLEASE NO MORE SALADS!!!

W

PLEASE NO MORE SALADS!!!

After all, you don't win friends with em.

Hi Jodee, I'll look for you Wednesday, introduce you to everyone and get you
situated. I'm easy to recognize. I'm the tallest lady with a pony tail,
freckles, my lucky golf club earrings - which I would like to be lucky, but
really aren't, and a substantial nose :-).

See you then, Kate

brb gotta induct some thespians

bonjour à tous !

hier, nous avons terminé la leçon 2, et nouavons commencé la leçon 3 (p122 + 1, 2, 3, 4 et 5 p 123)

Devoirs dans le cahier d'activités :
- 6 p 84 + 1 et 2 p 85
+ l'exercice 10 p 81 sur une feuille (donnez-le moi mercredi si j'oublie encore de vous le demander).

Bonne journée et à demain,

C.


ps : le pdf est de nouveau en pièce-jointe pour ceux qui ne l'ont toujours pas...

Grandmas

I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that. Why? my Grandson asked.

"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been. It's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly and said to him, "All Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh....I get it! he beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".

Exactly, I replied with a big smile on my face.

When you're finished laughing, send this to another Grandma!!

Thought I would send a quick note out:

If you're near the Apple Store on 59th & 5th today--right out front a
cosmetics company for men called AT HIS BEST is giving away the newest HYDRO
5 razor from Schick and some shampoos as well.

I forget the name of the women's company--but they're giving away the newest
women's shaver and facial crème.

Really good stuff. I got a whole bag when I walked by earlier.

How are you doing?
All is well with me I just passed a kidney stone x2 weeks ago. My A1C is 5.9. I lost another 15lbs. Have a happy 4th July. Karen

hey
i no dat u generally help ppl out on problems relatin to d use of drugs, alcohol, etc..... my case is different.....u can say dat i ve a relationship prob.........if u may keep dis confidential nd if u think u can help me, I may proceed........
tc
Aishwarya

go on...

On June 28th (while I was away back East selling rum) Jim Bendis of Bendistillery copied me on your inquiry about creating a rum brand.
My family has been in the rum business for over 70 years.
At present, I have my own brand of aged rum, The Old Mill Gold Rum which, by the way, is available in Colorado Springs & Denver.
Before you start out from scratch on your own, it might be wise that we talk a little about what I've done over the last 15 years to build my brand and what might be gained if you took over my brand rather than try to create your own.
I'm into the mission by big bucks and can only suggest that you too, to be successful, would have to invest a lot of money in creating a new brand.
Lets talk.
Tomorrow, I have to go to Oaklahoma & Georgia (on rum business) so am giving you my cell phone number so that you can call me, 503-250-****.
Regards, Malarkey Wall, The Old Mill Brand Wines & Spirits, Inc.

malarkey wall is a cool name

thank yuo harbl ˘¿˘v

For all of you who have ordered disks and T-Shirts.

I have had no help so far this summer, so it is a long process of mastering, then copying, then labeling, then doing the cover master, labeling, putting the covers in the folder, running the disks, labeling the disks, copying the disks, then inserting them into folders, I have had HS Grad, ES Promotion, ES Lip Sync, HS Mr. Man, Variety Show, Chorus Spring, Chorus Holiday, Band, Shakespeare, Pops…etc., I just last week received word that the T-shirts were done, I do not know why it took so long unless he doesn’t have any help either, so as soon as I get a check from Central Fund and deliver it to T-Shirt guy I will have them available, and the music room had to be emptied-new rugs, and the studio is a mess because everything from the chorus room was placed in the studio and/or the hallway, so nothing has been put back since graduation and we have six new computers which have to be setup loaded and whatnot, which are waiting for the studio to be cleaned out/up and ready, as well as trying to maintain Channel 77, and play some videos for the world to see and that has been difficult due to lack of help there too…oh, they also painted the theatre, which meant that everything there had to be moved…yep…to the studio and music room which of course all came to the studio when they did the rugs, and we haven’t even mentioned all of the choral music which was supposed to have been filed last fall when I was out and wasn’t, which now has to be filed along with all of the other music, and of course the music from this past year which hasn’t even been removed from folders yet, so there is a lot yet to be done.

So…

Relax. There is a time for everything. The time for you to receive disks, T-shirts, etc. is coming soon.

A bit more patience.

All will be fine.

I don't know that this is actually misdirected (Well, the original marketing email definitely was - probably because they are idiots who do not understand data protection so I'm not surprised the mistake was made) but it remains very, very funny.

Please stop emailing me your clinic was repulsive and your nurse
offensive and rough id rather get surgery done at a vetenary clinic

if you continue to email me i will post even more comments on intenet
forums regarding how poor and dirty your clinic was

thanks

Would it be really really bad to sign up her email address to a bunch of "vetenary" clinics? Yes it would. But oh so tempting.

(It's bad that I can no longer tell if I have more contempt for my employers or their customers)

I got copied on this whole exchange from a bunch of dudes I don't know at all:

I was thinking a dudes night out would be an awesome way to start my last two weeks here in NYC.

If there are takers, I'm thinking burgers near union sq (Paul's on 2nd and St.Marks) on Saturday night.

Feel free to invite anyone...as long they are dudes of course since we want this to be an authentic meat fest.

Lots of love,

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In - fathers lock up your daughters

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Sweet idea; can't do it unfortunately - away for a golf weekend with the dad.

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Ditto on the sweetness of the idea. Unfortunately, I agreed to attend a "'90s Party." Believe me, I'd GLADLY skip, but the invite was sent about two months ago, probably because the host knew how stupid the idea was...

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I'm also going to said 90s party, and my friend from Texas is in town who I have to show around. I'll head downtown after the party though and will see what you guys are up to.

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Holy shit. I should have known that snaring the gmail name I did was bound to eventually run into lols.

A lady (I guess?) has signed up to match.com but she's used my email address instead of hers.

The stupid match.com email confirmation sends the password she picked in plain text, and her matchcom username - which is a bit diff to mine.

On a whim I typed that username and password into gmail.

I can now access this lady's match.com profile and her fucking gmail inbox.

Should I do the right thing and tell her?

I mean her inbox is like 6756545354345billion Farmville updates from facebook, and nothing else, but still.

Why are ppl stupid enough to use the same damn password on all their logins?

OK now I'm getting emails from a jewish women's mailing list.

What the heck.

Also someone's signed up my ILX email address to a Palin/Beck campaign. THANKS, SMART ARSES. I only use this address on ilx so one of you... grrr.

Hello parentals,　I know I sent you a message on face book this morning, but just letting you know that I can now do it through the home stay as well, as they have internet and mail so were sweet…
I can`t really　tell you a whole heap of a lot that I have done, but I am absolutely buggered already, I got mum`s message, their tv shows are absolutely adorable and I’ve got my own room, tell Rhetta if you can for me that I bought some speakers and I’m not sure if they`re anything like what she was talking about but I don’t really care either way cos I`ll just keep em then… pretty much settled and fine…
Also it may have slipped my mind before I left, but no one sleeps in my bed when im away, and I mean it you cruel beasts, no friends and none of that nap crap that rhetta pulls.
Pretty sure I wont even need my so called Japanese speaking skills cos they`re astonishingly fluent, but modest as always…
If it means anything to anyone, I may be going somewhere called asakusa tomoz and hopefully bugger myself out even more so…
The little bro is adorable… and im pretty much running out of things to say so ill leave it…
I`m hoping this sends to both of you and rhetta, cos i wanna test and see if I got the emails right, as im doing this from memory..
Anywho, pip pip papa bear, mother goose, and princess
J Xxx
p.s these keyboards are weird.. ahah love you guys

i just got an epic one

it starts with,

k3r4,
i am very appeciateive forthe things you said in your email, but i
think that you are being very unfair and are basically saying that
this thing fell apart because of me.

post to girl problems?

Invitation to the launch of The Children's Society and Alcohol Concern’s Swept Under the Carpet: Children Affected by Parental Alcohol Misuse Report

We would be delighted if you could join us during Alcohol Awareness Week for an afternoon reception to launch our joint policy report, "Swept under the carpet: children affected by parental alcohol misuse". The event is kindly being hosted by Baroness Hayter, Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group on Alcohol Misuse, and will take place on Monday 18 October in the House of Lords’ Attlee Room between 3.30pm and 5.00pm.

o_O

Taco----
Sorry I haven't been emailing you much
How was he Justin bieber concert?????
How r u????
Plz email me back

Lucy M from camp

Baroness Hayter

Best goth club doorbitch name ever.

HI EVERYONE,

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT EFFECTIVE OCT. 15, 2010 MY NEW RESIDENCE WILL BE IN NAPLES FL. MY MOM NEEDS MY HELP NOW AND I'LL BE GOING THERE TO BE WITH HER. I'L STILL BE WORKING FOR KMART. THEY HAVE HELPED ME TRANSFER. MY NEW STORE IS IN FORT MYERS FL. A BIT OF A DRIVE BUT A PLACE TO START.

YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO REACH ME VIA THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS.
MY NEW ADDRESS WILL BE; ...

TAKE CARE EVERYONE, MORGAN

Hi,

I hope you are doing well. I wanted to follow up and see if you are still interested in becoming a massage therapist and if there is any information that I can help you with. Please let me know.

I look forward to speaking with you soon!

Linda

got a golf reservation at torrey pines, san diego (golf is 250$ per player?!), told them it wasn't me and i was in germany...

Thanks for the courtesy reply, we have corrected his email address.

Ironically, he is from Berlin CT! Thanks again and please give us a call for golf when you do visit San Diego one day!