Chipotle vs. Taco Bell - Which Treats Your System Worse?

i am a goat

black beans, barbacoa, and a tin can, please, sir.

we have something called baja sol which features a salsa bar with several kinds of salsa which you can take yourself. its a delightful feature.

I've gone to that new Mexican place, Tracer - our waitress was so appalling I don't know if I'll ever go back. It was deeply embarrassing because my dining companion was greeted warmly by his friend, the owner, and we were comped drinks that the waitress took 30 minutes to bring (and had to be reminded). After that, we had to give her a second reminder about 'where is the salsa and chips?', and 30 minutes after that we had to remind her to bring my friend's entree (mine somehow came out minus fixings, with the salsa and chips), and when I asked 'where the guac at?' was told that they'd run out.

Sticking to Wahaca, Donkey Daddy and the nest of burrito wagons/cafés around Goodge Street.

CAD would you believe that I've never been to Anna's?

wow! when i lived in coolidge corner i was a boca grande hardliner but since i moved i've gradually come over to the anna's side. but yeah i always read about awesome places up in your area and tell myself i need to try them someday.

Yeah there are def some hidden gems around here.

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Secret Burrito Bol
Secret Burrito Bol
Here is my SECRET Burrito Bol weightloss formula.

Breakfast: cup of coffee and an egg (scrambled or hardboiled).

Lunch: Fajita Bol (peppers, onions, steak, tomato salsa, green tomatillo salsa, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, romaine lettuce)

Dinner: Fajita Bol (peppers, onions, steak, tomato salsa, green tomatillo salsa, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, romaine lettuce)

Yes. I eat two of these burrito bols each day. This totals about 1480 calories and 29 impact carbohydrates daily.

Do not be fooled. This diet is not solely based on calories. It has a slightly low-carb effect. So, stick with my Chipotle Diet formula. The only substitution you should make is the meat. You can choose any meat, however, the chicken may be best for weightloss. I usually get the steak and it hasn't hurt me yet. Check My Progress.

Oh and don't forget to order guacamole, cheese and sour cream. Yes, you can have all of these! I do.

lol @ "chipotloser"

but look at what it did to his kids face :(

ime chipotle is as good as most "mexican" places in nyc

wut

you heard me

you should eat in queens more often!

i didnt say there were no good mexican places in nyc

maybe he's talking about those mexican places that are actually run entirely by chinese people

"mexican"

it's so easy to make a tightly wrapped burrito that doesn't end up like someone vomited on you halfway through the meal -- you just have to steam the tortilla for longer/at a hotter temp than the chipotle people do

also, their employees have this weird messianic complex ime?

mexicanic complex

also, their employees have this weird messianic complex ime?

okay this needs explaining

like alright for instance, in my college town here in missouri, we're not exactly authentic taco truck, usa & all the joints around campus are chains, and admittedly chipotle is the best one, but their employees act as if chipotle is some gift to the community. maybe it's different in other places? idk

they get really put off if you ask them to re-roll your burrito because if it's too big they just fold the flap over and look up and smile at you

ime = in your college town experience

do you unwrap the foil too jordan?

i feel like it's a company wide problem, amon

no i don't get burritos there anymore, but imo you should be able to unwrap the foil without the thing opening up into your lap like a sewage pipe

the one near me, 90% of the employees are hispanic and seem to have a fast food worker complex

i think the chipotle ppl were miswrapping ur burrito or something

el rancho, dude!

i feel like it's a company wide problem, amon

company-wide in places that don't have mexican food mebbe

when I think chipotle employees (I've only had it in CA) I just think bored-looking hispanic dudes. maybe the messiah will be a bored hispanic dude tho.

xpost alternatively am0n otm

sounds like chipotle fucked jordans girl

puts this post in a new context:

no i don't get burritos there anymore, but imo you should be able to unwrap the foil without the thing opening up into your lap like a sewage pipe

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 5, 2010

i just meant that a chipotle in a lollege town will probably have lollege students employed there. and lollege students sometimes tend to impart an air of importance to anything they do, even if its making fast food burritos

posting on the internet for example

;)

i don't even know if this has come up her but fair warning to everyone itt, if i see you asking a chipotle employee to mix up the components of your burrito with a fork i will kill you irl

thanks for the warning

it is a completely understandable impulse which for whatever reason just comes out completely monstrous.

anyway chipotle is a pretty good calorie bomb when slathered in guacamole

steamed tortillas and lettuce on burritos are both crimes against humanity.

also, their employees have this weird messianic complex ime?

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 5, 2010 11:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

this might be new franchise disease? when they opened a chipotle near my office i went there a couple times and all the employees were new and clueless yet really enthused about explaining to ppl what barbacoa was or whatever.

lol @ u

el rancho, dude!

― Mr. Que, Friday, February 5, 2010 10:54 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah i go there pretty often cuz i live right by stevens, but if i'm near campus & want something to eat, chipotle is like, right there

que if you're coming down for true/false this year i would like to kiw you

Okay you all have hyper intelligent killer cyberdyne products in yr butts.

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, August 2, 2009 1:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

omg I get the worst diarrhea from both of these food stores!

seeing this revive makes me wonder... whatever happened to Elvin Wayburn Phillips?

He became a middle-aged asshole