Chipotle vs. Taco Bell - Which Treats Your System Worse?

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(at least not fast-food)

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 5 February 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link

all restaurant kitchens are disgusting. of this i am certain.

from peanut to president (get bent), Friday, 5 February 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

not california pizza kitchen!

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 5 February 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

of this i am certain

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 5 February 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

The rat place was the Taco Bell by the W. 4th subway stop in Manhattan. I am kinda thankful because I'm nearby, and it's probably a good thing that if a Taco Bell nostalgia/craving strikes me after a few drinks, I do not have the opportunity to make major mistakes.

I think I said this last time, but yeah, the great defense of Chipotle is that it's just plain stuff sitting there -- beans, rice, meat, cheese, etc. -- and none of it is weird or disgusting, really. So I've never found much to complain about. There's nothing particularly good about it, but as fast food goes ... you know what it is, and it tastes the way you'd expect, and that's more than you can say for most places. If there were one by my office, I'd probably eat there all the time.

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Friday, 5 February 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link

taco bell is probably worse because i'm sure everything is crawling with e. coli and other bacteria, whereas with chipotle everything's fairly fresh and prepared (if not cooked) right in front of you.

― from peanut to president (get bent), Thursday, February 4, 2010 11:34 PM

http://www.sdcounty.ca.gov/Portal/News/050508hepatitis.html

♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 5 February 2010 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link

free range hepatitis

bryan lee gurd (jeff), Friday, 5 February 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Chepatitis

velko, Friday, 5 February 2010 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

baja fresh wins for having a fish option

♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 5 February 2010 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

no hepatito

♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 5 February 2010 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link

baja fresh wins for having a fish option

bah. now i'm worried about rats in all fast-food places, including my beloved baja fresh.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 5 February 2010 05:17 (fourteen years ago) link

like, i don't see why you would ever eat chipotle if you lived in an actual city, but it's really not that bad -- certainly not even close to taco bell, and it's pretty good as far as big corp fast food goes. their burritos are gross because they don't train their employees how to roll burritos (in my experience), but their tacos are dope & their, uh, bowls are also good. the ingredients are good -- i mean, it's hard to fuck up chicken, black beans, rice, cheese & salsa, imo.

― The ss (J0rdan S.), Thursday, February 4, 2010 11:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ime chipotle is as good as most "mexican" places in nyc

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link

their burritos are gross because they don't train their employees how to roll burritos (in my experience)

THIS is crime enough alone that i'd burn any chipotle to the ground--i didn't ask for an amorphous square blob that i have to eat with a fork and knife. the "bowls" are a step up but shit there is still too expensive and has always left me with a vague gross feeling afterwards.

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link

where are you guys getting tightly-wrapped burritos?

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link

the bulky variety is pretty common in LA

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.annastaqueria.com/

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link

CAD would you believe that I've never been to Anna's? I lived about 5 mins away from the one in Brookline for the longest time too. Just had Boca Grande for the first time last week (verdict - was good) so now on a mission to try Anna's in the near future.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

That said, now that I'm living in Eastie where there are a million authentic central/south american joints it almost seems like a crime to go to anywhere else.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I like Chipotle, but then I don't live in NYC next to a mexican takeout place where you can get huitlacoche enchiladas at 3 am. Which apparently everyone in NYC has.

Taco Bell always makes me think of that old SNL sketch where Dan Aykroyd is the sleazy businessman selling ground up insects to schools to use in their lunches.

international slackness (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 5 February 2010 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

i heard there's a new mexican place in london (in soho?) that's supposed to actually be OK

Tracer Hand, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I like Chipotle, but then I don't live in NYC next to a mexican takeout place where you can get huitlacoche enchiladas at 3 am. Which apparently everyone in NYC has.

not me! or anyone i know!

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

aww that video of the rats in the KFC/TB was pretty cute! the rats looked like they were just chillin, having a good time. like a rat playground.

dyao, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.annastaqueria.com/

Just wanna state that this chain is something special and one of the reasons to live in Boston.

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Friday, 5 February 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

y'all need to stop eating so much fast food

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

oh who am i kidding

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

just stop eating rat-infested fast-food, and everything will be fine.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 5 February 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link

the mere memory/fear of how i'll feel after i eat taco bell has kept me away for a long long time, though i ate it pretty consistently in the years 1993 to 1998.

chipotle is BLAND AS FUCK -- kinda similar to subway, really, when you mistakenly ask for lettuce and then remember they put on a half-pound to make your sandwich look huge and filling -- and even if all that fat/calorie shit upthread is wrong, chiptole burritos still way too high in cal/fat when i can get a much tastier burrito down the block.

qdoba is, admittedly, the work of the devil.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

why are you getting lettuce on your burritos?!

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i am a goat

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

black beans, barbacoa, and a tin can, please, sir.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

we have something called baja sol which features a salsa bar with several kinds of salsa which you can take yourself. its a delightful feature.

you cant be neutral on throwing momma off a moving train (artdamages), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I've gone to that new Mexican place, Tracer - our waitress was so appalling I don't know if I'll ever go back. It was deeply embarrassing because my dining companion was greeted warmly by his friend, the owner, and we were comped drinks that the waitress took 30 minutes to bring (and had to be reminded). After that, we had to give her a second reminder about 'where is the salsa and chips?', and 30 minutes after that we had to remind her to bring my friend's entree (mine somehow came out minus fixings, with the salsa and chips), and when I asked 'where the guac at?' was told that they'd run out.

Sticking to Wahaca, Donkey Daddy and the nest of burrito wagons/cafés around Goodge Street.

spay or neuter your blue dog (suzy), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link

CAD would you believe that I've never been to Anna's?

wow! when i lived in coolidge corner i was a boca grande hardliner but since i moved i've gradually come over to the anna's side. but yeah i always read about awesome places up in your area and tell myself i need to try them someday.

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 February 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah there are def some hidden gems around here.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

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♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 5 February 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ "chipotloser"

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

but look at what it did to his kids face :(

bnw, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

ime chipotle is as good as most "mexican" places in nyc

wut

iatee, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

you heard me

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

you should eat in queens more often!

iatee, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i didnt say there were no good mexican places in nyc

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe he's talking about those mexican places that are actually run entirely by chinese people

Tracer Hand, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

"mexican"

♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 5 February 2010 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

it's so easy to make a tightly wrapped burrito that doesn't end up like someone vomited on you halfway through the meal -- you just have to steam the tortilla for longer/at a hotter temp than the chipotle people do

also, their employees have this weird messianic complex ime?

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

mexicanic complex

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 5 February 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

also, their employees have this weird messianic complex ime?

okay this needs explaining

iatee, Friday, 5 February 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

like alright for instance, in my college town here in missouri, we're not exactly authentic taco truck, usa & all the joints around campus are chains, and admittedly chipotle is the best one, but their employees act as if chipotle is some gift to the community. maybe it's different in other places? idk

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

they get really put off if you ask them to re-roll your burrito because if it's too big they just fold the flap over and look up and smile at you

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

ime = in your college town experience

♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 5 February 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link


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