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get bent, Thursday, 8 November 2007 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link

^dear bong?

badg, Thursday, 8 November 2007 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link

they misspelled "Bacon Syrup"

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 8 November 2007 05:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I met a guy the other night who said he played the viola. I asked him if he'd heard of John Cale. He said no.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY THE VIOLA AND HAVE NOT HEARD OF JOHN CALE???

-- Bimble, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:17 (3 months ago) Link

BECAUSE IT'S A BIG FUCKING WORLD BIMBLE COME ON

-- Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:39 (3 months ago)

m coleman, Thursday, 8 November 2007 11:15 (sixteen years ago) link

lol the guy was probably a classical musician anyway

s1ocki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:38 (sixteen years ago) link

haha man Ellison's a funny dude, why hasn't he been posting lately?

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i would think it would be entirely normal to play the viola and not have heard of john cale

deej, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link

"you play fife and drum and you've NEVER heard of brian chippendale?"

s1ocki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

http://alpha1.fmarion.edu/finearts/imuwood4.jpg

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY THE VIOLA AND HAVE NOT HEARD OF JOHN CALE???

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www2.mercer.edu/NR/rdonlyres/43066A69-C4AF-4DD7-B098-738BE83E6C48/0/MURPHY.jpg

"sister ray is my jam."

s1ocki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

gree hee hee hee

HI DERE, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm never going to get tired of gree hee hee hee

bell_labs, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

where did g.h.h.h. come from?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

it is what laurel says, because she's a leprechaun!

bell_labs, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

make a post in the style of the poster above you

HI DERE, Thursday, 8 November 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Apparently!

Laurel, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

"gree hee hee hee" seems like it could be a pretty accurate spelling of the way Scooby Doo laughs.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

i have never heard a leprechaun laugh like that.

darraghmac, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Did you ever see an elephant fly
Well I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly

I seen all that too
I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye

deej, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.qune.net/the_cn_report/images/leprechaun_1.jpg

GREE HEE HEE HEE

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

lol u were 12 when i started posting on ilx

-- deej, Thursday, November 8, 2007 1:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol ur still here

-- Tape Store, Thursday, November 8, 2007 1:47 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

that was close enough to a self-zing as it was

deej, Thursday, 8 November 2007 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^what thread is that from?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 8 November 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

oh alliyah?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 8 November 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

aaliyah w/e u know.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 8 November 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

from ilx usernames: a poll

That one vote for me was not me. I have a secret admirer!

-- moley, Saturday, November 10, 2007 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

or your name does

-- roxymuzak, Sunday, November 11, 2007 12:09 AM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 November 2007 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

making people feel bad for crossing over just keeps us all divided. i hate this kind of thinking, and the person who started this thread sucks.

-- rockapads, Monday, 12 November 2007 00:13 (26 minutes ago) Link

", man."

-- cee-oh-tee-tee, Monday, 12 November 2007 00:16 (22 minutes ago) Link

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 November 2007 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm mostly curious if it will have more or fewer voters than last year. i can't think of anything too good, certainly not Hinder good, so I doubt I'll bother submitting a ballot.

-- da croupier, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:48 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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Yeah, how'd that work out, by the way?

-- M.V., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:51 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 11:20 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread should be extinguished.

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 02:41 (9 hours ago) Link

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says the man who contributed to it!

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 02:41 (9 hours ago) Link

BURN

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 12:34 (sixteen years ago) link

j0rdan s's jaded cynicism is overlapping with his naive enthusiasm

deej, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

lol i didn't even post in that thread.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link

i'd work there

-- darraghmac, Friday, 16 November 2007 11:01 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

No shit.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 16 November 2007 13:46 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Friday, 16 November 2007 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I can't even count how many books I read a year, but then I was raised by a librarian and a history teacher

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:52 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Apparently a librarian and a history teacher who didn't teach you how to count.

-- n/a, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:53 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Pashmina, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

amazing

s1ocki, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

kind of the ideal zing, in a way

s1ocki, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

shakey is such an oaf.

ian, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

there are some seriously smug mfs on that thread (that i started ;_;)

n/a, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

dude no way it's a pretty good thread. . .for ILE.

Mr. Que, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

they're all missing the point

s1ocki, Monday, 19 November 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Working at a small bookshop for three years did much to educate me on how Americans view reading. At the Gap or something they just saunter in; at my store they would always pause nervously, look around, and head straight for the counter. You can see in their expressions that they're still haunted by Mrs. Bixby telling them in sixth grade that books and broccoli were healthy.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

omar little, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

who is being zung there? america?

s1ocki, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay, so I'm not going to waste any time reading that thread.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I didn't realize the zing thread had turned into the "Avoid this clusterfuck thread at all costs", but I do appreciate the assistance.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, ilxors on literacy = AVOID AVOID AVOID

bell_labs, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

yes yes 50 cent & kanye are clever & very good businessmen. i think calling either of them "poets" though is one fuck of a stretch.

-- zappi, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 08:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Especially the part where they attempt to procure an emotional response by working rhyming words into rhythmic patterns.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 08:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

stevie, Thursday, 22 November 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link

lets get everything straight here then cuz im a bit confused

*kate and that guy paul are mad flirting on that thread.
*thread gets revived and it is revealed that guy lied about friends dying in 9-11 and he put on fake benefit shows for them.
*also he was a cutter.

is that it?

-- chaki, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 21:35 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

also: kate talks mad shit about paul's ex-girl until she is the ex-girl and is like 'oh my bad'

-- tehresa, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 21:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Not so much "zinging" as "clowning"

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link

No Paul, no Christianity tho... debatably

-- Tom D., Friday, November 23, 2007 5:21 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm not too bothered about that, really.

-- Laurel, Friday, November 23, 2007 5:27 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ian, Friday, 23 November 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

new nas single - http://www.zshare.net/audio/5050654b8243b7.

i think he has the worst ear for beats apart from maybe ras kass.

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Friday, November 23, 2007 1:47 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You have a very original thought there.

-- The Reverend, Friday, November 23, 2007 1:59 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 23 November 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

spank rock have become shit.

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Friday, November 23, 2007 1:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 23 November 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link


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