― Dan (Stop Being Stupid) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
It doesn't beat the best thread ever (and coincidentally the FIRST on ILX).
― Waffle Cone Sundae, Monday, 5 December 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
xxpost
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Super Cub (Debito), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
http://doityourself.com/images/sheffield/childrena0103.jpg
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link
Put it in root beer?
― Dan (Not Good At Riddles) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link
squirters, duh.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link
dan is correct, but the original line is wrong; it should be "how do you make a dead baby float?"
carry on.
― Your local source of bad ilx jokes for 2.5 years running (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link
I say that less for the baby's sake and more for the masturbator's, and I say that as someone who can't even masturbate if there's, like, a cat looking, or something.
― nabiscothingy, Monday, 5 December 2005 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link
-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), Today 9:33 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)
what if it's like, rolled up in a tube and lost in the back of the closet?
I have to side with tuomas's here. first off, because of the whole lack of awareness thing. and second, of what he said here:
"And I still wonder if there's a difference in how people view masturbating in a room where there is a baby, and having sex in such a room. Because, even though masturbation is considered okay these days, there's still a special stigma attached to it that enhances the "yuck"-factor."
i'm sure a greater number of people see masturbating with the baby present as wrong than two people having sex. I'm pretty much sure my folks did it with me in the room. and i dont think i'd care if my uncle jerked himself off while babysitting me. i really can't see how it would make one bit of difference.
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh yes, just look at all of the posts here advocating boning by the baby.
― Dan (This Is Why God Created Kitchen Tables) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (IE, Crank It Next To A Baby) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (You Also Get Feline AIDS) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link
"I tripped!"
― Dan (Next Thing You Know...) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link
MASTURBATING WITH A BABY IN THE ROOM WILL STILL BE GROSS AND WRONG NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING MICROANALYZE IT!
THE HISTORICAL RECORD OF WHOLE FAMILIES SHARING ONE- OR TWO-ROOM DWELLINGS CAN FUCK OFF!
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (I Love Ambiguity) Perry (jaymc), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (With Doilies) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link
Aww thanks, Matt. Yer a sweetie.
XP to Ally: Haha, NO, of course now I think we can all agree that it's kind of oh, I dunno, CREEPY, if only because it's pretty damn hard to imagine how it's not easily avoidable! But in the scheme of things? Probably not that big a deal.
― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link
haha dan wins!
I just don't believe that Tuomas finds it creepy!!! Which is creepy!-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...)
that's what i'm talking about.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link
fuckin next to babies has been done, and while I, in this day and age, think it's creepy, I can understand how it *wouldnt* be creepy as well. I also think cranking it next to the baby is creepy, but i'm trying to argue that while creepy, it's not necessarily morally wrong. that's why there's an argument.
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm sorry, but unless I'm in a private room in the Playboy Mansion at least 16 of those people need to fuck right off.
― Dan (This Is Assuming They Are All Playmates And Not Greasy Asshat Celebrities L, Monday, 5 December 2005 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link