_Avatar_, directed by James Cameron

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you will seethe for 3 hours during this movie by the way.

caek, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

man i knew the empire 25 was smaller than lincoln, but not that much. totally should've gone to lincoln square. now i feel gypped.

xpost: there will def. be morbz-seethe. i look forward to the vitriol.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

internet saying 34th st screen is bogus too - no sweet 6ft man graphic tho

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

you can usually google the size of a screen, but a graphic like that really makes the point that twice the length is four times the area

caek, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

that graphic is making me sad

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

on the other hand no sure how psyched id be abt a 6ft man standing in front of the screen while im tryina be immersed in sweet avatar imax 3d

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think I'm that predictable; I've never hated any of Cameron's other films (except maybe Strange Days, which he only wrote and produced) while recognizing their bogus elements.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

no one will care, but i just looked this up so: in the UK, the BFI IMAX is 65'x 85' and Bradford is 48' x 65'. all the others here are modified traditional rooms with correspondingly smaller screens, shallower seat pitches and no IMAX film projector (but double digital projectors for IMAX, so it's not total bullshit).

caek, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

any particular reason you've waited this long to see it?

caek, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

@ 34th st they made a big deal abt how THIS IS REAL IMAX - in the previews they were even all FYI THIS IS NOT IMAX YET

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

xp, OK, that's not true. the manchester and newcastle IMAXes are big screens and proper IMAX rooms:

http://forum.videohelp.com/images/guides/p2035529/imax.jpg

caek, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think I'm that predictable; I've never hated any of Cameron's other films

Looking forward to yr viewing anyway.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

joe, if you ever want to see imax without a 6ft man in front of the screen then you are welcome to come to england

caek, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

the biggest screen in the world won't stop this film sucking

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

you saying over and over that the film sucks won't stop a bazillion other people from enjoying it

PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

any particular reason you've waited this long to see it?

cuz it wasn't going anywhere, it's long, and I was busy doing decade-in-film-review for publication, looking for work, etc.

and I hate crowds.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

We do not destroy the heretic because he resists us: so long as he resists us we never destroy him. We convert him, we capture his inner mind, we reshape him. We burn all evil and all illusion out of him; we bring him over to our side, not in appearance, but genuinely, heart and soul. We make him one of ourselves before we kill him. [...] we make the brain perfect before we blow it out.

the highest per-vote vag so far (history mayne), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

g2k that i saw it on a screen the size of the Odeon Manchester (@ SF Metreon fwiw)

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

ook forward to the vitriol.

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, February 3, 2010 10:43 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

can't wait tbh

and Watt (gbx), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

joe, if you ever want to see imax without a 6ft man in front of the screen then you are welcome to come to england

― caek, Wednesday, February 3, 2010 12:03 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ty!

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

xp, OK, that's not true. the manchester and newcastle IMAXes are big screens and proper IMAX rooms

yeah, I saw it at M/cr IMAX, I read somewhere else that it's the 3rd biggest in Europe or some such. Whatever, it's fucking enormous. Good cinema in general that Odeon, even the smallest screens are a very decent size and they make at least some attempts to get the more arthouse type films on (saw Fish Tank there and will do same for Ponyo hopefully).

Be interested to know your thoughts once you've seen this, Morbs.

Bill A, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i think the bradford one was the first one in europe. saw some nonsense with sharks or helicopters or something there when i was about 5. good times.

caek, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, one other thing for anyone who might ever get to the IMAX in M/cr, there's a cool window on one of the corridors which gives a view into the projection room so you can see the projectors and colossal film reels in use.

Bill A, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Saw it in Atlanta and the first trailer was for Piranha 3D, and it had some spring break bikini babes jumping on trampolines at the very start.

Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

William Castle lives!

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

So will we be seeing giant sandworms roaming the spice planet Dune (Arrakis) with wild Fremen on their backs in 3D?

"I'd love it to be 3D, of course," he said. "It's the kind of movie that has the scope to be 3D. Will they do it in 3D? I'd push for that, but I don't know. As a viewer, I've just been watching Avatar with my kids twice in the theatre already and had a blast. It's an amazing experience."

http://sffmedia.com/films/science-fiction-films/471-dune-remake-starting-again-giant-sandworms-in-3d.html

dyao, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link

baron harkonnen flies around the room...in 3D

dyao, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.tensegrity.hellblazer.com/media/third-stage-guild-navigator.jpg

IN 3D!

dyao, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

We have just folded space from Ix...many machines on Ix. New machines.

Bill A, Thursday, 4 February 2010 08:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Sold out of IMAX, saw standard 3D.

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but I totally didn't loathe this. (Except for most of everything after the destruction of Onetree or whatever the fuck it was called, which is where I would have ended it.)

Capsule review: It's always about the white folks.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

So you loathed like the last 45-60 mins, then?

Simon H., Monday, 8 February 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I wonder if Morbs is slowly becoming Armond White.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Monday, 8 February 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link

about half o' that. xp

Actually surprised the rightwing Klan types havent gone more batshit over this film.

I'd also say, Cameron, put the fucking subtitles in a readable font, but I'm not expecting to see any of the sequels.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Armond White hated this film; I did not.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

It makes an alright 3D experience, but no way in hell I will watch this movie in 2D. Not worth it.

Adam Bruneau, Monday, 8 February 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Since I saw it, I've felt that I should watch it again in 2D, because I think I might appreciate it more. 3D is kind of balls.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Monday, 8 February 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Morbius, what did you like about it?

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 8 February 2010 07:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Since I saw it, I've felt that I should watch it again in 2D, because I think I might appreciate it more. 3D is kind of balls.

seconded. saw this yesterday (non-IMAX) and for the most part the 3D looked like complete shit - a load of visual gimmickry trying to force the eye and ending up looking like a confusing, distracting mess, albeit an intermittently very pretty one. seriously, it was nigh-on unwatchable.

maybe this is due to a bad projector, a duff pair of glasses or encroaching blindness... but for me, at least, it just didn't really work.

m the g, Monday, 8 February 2010 09:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I like many of the beasties, Sam Worthington (esp Na'Vi-enhanced), the anti-Americanism, some of the echoes of decades of Westerns, Sig Weaver's Hawksian tough-dame turn (but she warmed up too fast), a few instances of the Vietnam War iconography.

3D gave me kind of a headache (esp since I had to sit in the third row).

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link

im really not surprised that u liked this morbius

wallomangina (s1ocki), Monday, 8 February 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link

more cred if you'd said so before!

Everytime I see Stephen Lang (Colonel Hardass) in a film these days, it doesn't register with me at all that he was the pudgy young actor I saw playing Happy in Death of a Salesman on Broadway opposite Hoffman and Malkovich.

http://www.nndb.com/people/815/000069608/stephen-lang-1-sized.jpg

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

So when they show the 3D in non-IMAX is it not in RealD with the polarized glasses? Do they do the red/cyan anaglyph glasses?

Adam Bruneau, Monday, 8 February 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

They're the same glasses, no red/cyan.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I wonder if Morbs is slowly becoming Armond White.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know quite as much about Tupac.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Cameron talks messages, right-wing complaints, etc.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 February 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Palestinian protestors go blue (slideshow link at left):

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ml_israel_palestinians_avatar;_ylt=AubSzrTeU4Y6sijGn3y4CiR0fNdF

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 February 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/mezxspectrum/avatarlost.jpg

DavidM, Saturday, 13 February 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, I am not the swiftest rider on the culture express, but I saw Avatar a couple of days ago with my wife. I will now add my pebble to the 2000+ pile in this thread.

The storyline and characters were nothing remarkable, but were sturdy enough to carry the audience through the film without any noteworthy moments of boredom or puzzlement. The script and actors did their job just fine.

As I expected, the star of the show was the visual design. Cameron hired some very talented artists to imagine Pandora and obviously spent a HUGE amount of time refining that vision and all its details. The planet makes the movie. No question.

Re: the 3D effects:

I saw it at a very new theater (non-IMAX) and the projection equipment was up to the job. The 3D was pretty well done, not often obtrusive, and added about 50% to the overall attractiveness of the movie design, imo.

BTW, the trailers for upcoming movies were all in 3D, too. Hollywood has clearly gone bonkers for the $$-making possibilities of 3D. However, the trailers's 3D effects were so crappy, so poorly done and so cheap that they were practically unwatchable. Any movie done like that would have given me a headache inside of 20 minutes and I would have walked out. Doesn't bode well for the first big wave of 3D product.

Aimless, Monday, 15 February 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link


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