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I'm hungry. But I'm not an ESL teacher.

i couldn't get moms out of my place until 1 am last night

ha ha She's a party animal!

Last night, I grocery shopped 'til I dropped. I got home, had some lovely soy tacos a la Nick, then fell asleep in front of White Christmas. When I woke up, they were singing the theme song in a big production number. Then it was THE END.

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Dear Administrative Assistant at Mega Law Firm,

You suck at your job. You are obviously stoned, and my name is not Jeffie. Who the hell is name JEFFIE?

Jeff?

Maybe he has a speech impediment?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d0/Long_S_in_US_Bill_of_Rights.JPG/250px-Long_S_in_US_Bill_of_Rights.JPG

Maybe he just has really big jowls.

You are obviously stoned, and my name is not Jeffie.

Guess what ... IT IS NOW, JEFFIE

Dear US District Courts

Why are most of your documents available *ONLY* in Word Perfect format? Eh?

you guys yesterday i was caught up in a case of mistaken identity, debt collection and on-the-phone legal drama that i only bring up to tell you this:
if you are listed anywhere in the phone book, even without your full name, this may happen to you.

also: i got a jury duty notice! it's for early january.

Are you happy about that? You seem excited.

My bossgal says: lawyers do not select juries, juries select themselves.

xp - not really, but at least it comes between semesters. i hope i don't have to actually be on a jury.

i am definitely not excited about being mistaken for a debtor with my same name (diff. middle initial) and harassed for months about it.

debtor
sorry that sounds way more extreme than it really is.

the best is being on a MOCK jury

My bossman has the same first and last name as another lawyer who works at an address that is 1 digit different from ours on the same street. There are hilarious mixups constantly. A personal injury lawyer kept calling here telling him he was going to be subpoenaed for testimony about a car accident he witnessed on Halloween in New Orleans, but he was here on Halloween.

Hey, Jordan: this is really embarrassing but could you remind me what state you live in, again? I'm just checking b/c I've had a special request for a holiday gift-finding favor from a work colleague, but it's MN sports team-oriented.

Wisconsin :>

Kelsey is in MN, though?

I'm in my own private Idaho.

Is it something to do with the Minnesota Fighting Saints?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Saintplayer_blue.gif

jesse: my old roommate's boyfriend's name was jeffie (or at least that's what everyone called him)

guys, i'm on dialup at work! no DSL today. thank goodness there's a backup plan, esp as i'm alone in the office all day.

Haha sadly no.

Jeffie is a ridiculous name.

It's no Jimmy.

I am having a weird surge of a sense of endless possibility! I think it's this weather.

Last night I went to the top of the 'Cock and it was awesome. The sky was clear for a bit and then the clouds rolled in and it was incredible.

it kind of suited him, in a weird way.

http://www.pacificwarmemorial.org/images/Pacific%20War%20Memorial%20Bricks/Duty%2C%20CORPL%20Jeffie.JPG

judging by gis, a lot of jeffies out there haven't made it :(

http://www.rootsweb.com/%7Etxkusa/Cemeteries/foukephoto/SandersJeffie.JPG

You mean, they aren't immortal?

haha @ dead jeffies

haha at immortal jeffies

I like the idea of an immortal being, a entity who was transcended physical form and exists outside of time, a being of pure energy, a pure creative force that neither punishes nor rewards, named Jeffie.

Hahahaha, yes.

I'm LOLing quietly as possible. LOLQAP.

has kenan heard about the guy at my party who was pretending to be him?

!

?

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Yeah, Jenny filled me in on that guy. I'm so sorry I missed him!

We could have had a competition to find out who was more Kenan.

well, it helps that your name is actually kenan

+10 pts

That's So Kenan

My radiator leaked last night, ruining about $75 worth of pornographic printed matter. Then my cat peed on my coat which had fallen to the floor. It was a wet night, chez moi.

You have hard copies of porn? That's so retro!

I don't know about str8 porn, but gay porn mags are sold in 3packs wrapped in plastic. You get 2 good ones and then they hide some crap inside, quite often a Playgirl.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:7jfuw1Ub87enWM:http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7472/laurajo2.jpg

http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2007-03/28562158.jpg