BETTER CHEDDARS FUCKIN UP THE CHEESE CRACKER GAME

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I am eating cheddar and crackers seperately right now and the feeling just ain't the same. It's missing the soul.

tza nicholas ii (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 January 2010 08:29 (fourteen years ago) link

soul soul

^important distinction

tza nicholas ii (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 January 2010 08:30 (fourteen years ago) link

we're fuckin big on goldfish iirc

S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 January 2010 08:45 (fourteen years ago) link

if you did a study of my chemical makeup it would be 85% goldfish

latebloomer, Saturday, 30 January 2010 09:18 (fourteen years ago) link

God, I love the Tabasco flavored Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its. First time I tried them, I got a big box and ended up eating them all (by myself) in less than 24 hrs.

Dan I., Saturday, 30 January 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

on the way to bbqfap i stopped at a gas station and got some cheddar chex mix

"they're no better cheddars," i said to whiney, "but they'll have to do"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the cheez-its facebook statuses are so hilarious

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Cheez-It Happy first day of spring! Sure it rains a lot in the spring, but CHEEZ-IT® crackers are perfect for rainy days!

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Cheez-It Kiss me, I’m made with real cheese! Umm…Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

this one is mad existential

Cheez-It If you could share your CHEEZ-IT® crackers with anyone, who would it be?

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Cheez-It wishes someone would crack open this box. It's dark in here!

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago) link

fuckin bus terminal price inflation KILLIN me on the cheez its.

ian, Monday, 22 March 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

on the way to bbqfap i stopped at a gas station and got some cheddar chex mix

"they're no better cheddars," i said to whiney, "but they'll have to do"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, March 20, 2010 10:43 PM Bookmark

"(the rev has infected my inner thoughts)"

grady "cougar" mellencamp (The Reverend), Monday, 22 March 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i love that jordan is facebook friends with cheez-its

billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

man...

The Reverend, Monday, 5 April 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

the cheese cracker game got fucked up

The Reverend, Monday, 5 April 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

btw i went downstairs in my underpants to steal some of my roommate's ritzq

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sneaked down them fuckers

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the stairs, not the underpants

― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ritz are not cheese crackers now gtfo

― tehresa, Friday, July 17, 2009 11:39 PM Bookmark

The Reverend, Monday, 5 April 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I'M GOING IN

snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

ON A BAG OF WHITE CHEDDAR CHEEZITS

snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

ewwwwwwww

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 06:04 (fourteen years ago) link

The white cheddar ones, while they smell like vomit, are really good. I don't understand it myself.

― lol (roxymuzak), Monday, February 23, 2009 12:53 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dig the white cheddars but i feel mad decadent licking the fake white cheddar flavored powder off my fingertips

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, February 23, 2009 12:54 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^this is a fr$ exchange

snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

fuckin up the cheese cracker game atvm tbh

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck y'all imho

http://i25.tinypic.com/solutf.jpg

― trill ent. dudes get wiped down, totally (The Reverend), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 10:45 PM Suggest Ban Permalink
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mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Cheez-its are the only thing in the snack machine at work that I will eat. Otherwise you can get Lay's Cheddar and Sour Cream with like 5 whole chips per bag for 90¢.

third-strongest mole (corey), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

baked lays are dope imo

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

right now the three chips i buy at the store are

- cheez its (obv)
- lays plain yellow bag chips (favorite shit)
- lays kettle cooked jalapeno (this gets murdered within 10 hours of leaving the shelf)

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

did anyone itt talk shit on cheez its? cuz i will delete those posts, and i will do it now

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

kettle chips :o~~~

third-strongest mole (corey), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think anyone did. just cheese nips iirc. xp

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

wait a minute

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

someone did

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

yea kettle chips are BOMB. ima GO IN on sum salt & vinegar in a min

johnny crunch, Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I'M GOING IN

― snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Monday, May 3, 2010 11:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ON A BAG OF WHITE CHEDDAR CHEEZITS

― snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Monday, May 3, 2010 11:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ewwwwwwww

― J0rdan S., Monday, May 3, 2010 11:04 PM Bookmark

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

you should delete all posts by this "J0rdan S." character

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

oh white cheddar cheez its actually are gross

so are 'tabasco' cheez its or w/e the fuck -- use your own hot sauce ffs, get that powder shit out

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

They don't taste like hot sauce though. They taste like DELICIOUS.

third-strongest mole (corey), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it's really a texture thing for me -- i already know the cheez its are not things that humans should be eating, but the POWDER SHIT really hammers it home for me in a way that is too much

also i think the kettle cooked jalapeno chips are better spicy chips

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

- lays kettle cooked jalapeno (this gets murdered within 10 hours of leaving the shelf)

j0rdan i for 1 think u have impeccable taste in chips, i also love plain lays fwiw

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

sarge u need to stop with this "actually" shit

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

what was wrong with that use of "actually"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

thank u rox, next time i see you i'll bring some chips

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

it is annoying when people object to ALL use of the word "actually" because some uses are objectionable

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

fuckin up the cheese cracker game atvm tbh

― mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 7:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^it's happening again

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Saturday, 3 November 2012 06:36 (eleven years ago) link

cheese nipples

dojo nixon (am0n), Monday, 5 November 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

I kinda can't believe better cheddars still exist

if i could somehow communicate with the historical snackers of 2010 i would tell them plain lays are like eating salty paper

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 November 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

Yesterday, my sister brought me this big grocery bag full of snacks.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

eating cheez-its but wishing they were better cheddars

ttyih boi (crüt), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

been in that dark place too many times

The Reverend, Friday, 14 June 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link


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