Explain to me this whole "Kingdom Hearts" thing

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ugh, i made the mistake of reading the slashdot article today

JW (ex machina), Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

wtf

**//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 1 May 2006 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i heard kh2 is comming out in november in australia
is it true?
cause i cant wait that long

**//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 1 May 2006 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link

No, they're not releasing it there.

JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

WHAT!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OVER MY DEAD BOODY THEY ARNT
ill never get it then
r u sure?

**//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Monday, 8 May 2006 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
This is the worst game I have ever played. Fact. Fucking gamespot and they're recommendations. I was coming home from work, picked up a PS2 to replace the old lump and this was recommended as being similar to I "heart" Katamri Damacy. The story, the controls, the insufferable background music THAT I CAN'T TURN OFF... It's just shit. At least now I can play Vice City.

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

lol

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

I'm glad I'm not the only person who hates it.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth

hahaha I don't know why but this is the best fact basically ever.

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

is it really, dude?

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

lolz

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

I want it that way.

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

WRONG GROUP SPANKY

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

OKAY I HEREBY DECREE THAT, FROM THIS POST FORWARD, THE WORDS "Lance Bass" and "GROUP SPANKY" SHALL NEVER AGAIN APPEAR IN SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

lolz

webber (webber), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

Sephiroth can lance my bass anyday. rowr.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

Just to get back to the main topic a bit here, guys, the "Kingdom Hearts thing" is easy to explain. It's 1 part furries, 1 part disney, 1 part anime, all parts perverted. This is a hentai game, whether u realize it or not. If you think this is game is good for children, you are wrong because it will merely encourage them to develop a furry fetish.


Sorry for that sad taste of reality.

Blastochrist (blastocyst), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 08:34 (twelve years ago) link

That is so frighteningly OTM.

I got home last night and thought: "Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was just too tired." Thankfully I caught myself in time and spent the next hour or so learning where the armor and weapons are in the first part of Vice City. So much more satisfying. Fuck a perverted, woodwind fuelled anime gloop-fest! I mean come on: "Who knows how long we'll have together [before your parents come home]..."*

Also:
they're recommendations

Cringe x 1,000

*This might not be in the game...

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 09:11 (twelve years ago) link

lulz

SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha I just reread this whole thread

"I AM CURIOUS (TWEE)"

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

that one's for the ages

latebloomer aka freedom williams sr (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

four years pass...

i thing k.h is the best vidio game. but i hate everyones shoes in it they are shitty and ugly.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:16 (eight years ago) link

i never beat this game... perhaps... i never will...

David Warner (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:34 (eight years ago) link

This has a few laughs: Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:01 (eight years ago) link

Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth

hahaha I don't know why but this is the best fact basically ever.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, January 16, 2007 1:07 PM (4 years ago)

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:30 (eight years ago) link

haley joel osment was the protagonist iirc

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:30 (eight years ago) link

I looked it up, and you're not "secondhand lion" (lying) (HJO career!).

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:31 (eight years ago) link

lmao thats probably the first ever secondhand lion pun in world history

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (eight years ago) link

i... own that on dvd btw

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (eight years ago) link

eight years pass...

kingdom hearts 3 it's so good

adam, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (eight months ago) link

"Kingdom Hearts was awful. Plodding and dull with crappy controls. I can't imagine the new one will be any better.

― adam (adam), Saturday, November 19, 2005 7:12 PM (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

this is a wrong opinion

adam, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (eight months ago) link

sora has a phone now and all the loading screens are like instagram posts from various characters

adam, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:31 (eight months ago) link

I'm a sucker for Donkey, Has this been posted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:06 (eight months ago) link

p accurate summary actually

ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:12 (eight months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFCNyY4loE

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 February 2019 19:56 (eight months ago) link

Heh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMph2hAGj7k

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 04:40 (eight months ago) link


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