POLL: Best Disney animated feature.

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Also, the Salvador Dali/Disney collaboration Destino:

http://www.youtube.com/?v=zMkwBvssz_Q

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

proto aeon flux

isn't that making the rounds again at theatres?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

The older Disney films' music was so much more touching, it's weird to listen to something like "Ooh De Lally" or "I Wanna Be Like You", so full of charm and spirit yet on such a small scale, then hear like Phil Collins' insane billion drums pounding bullshit Tarzan bullshit music.

xpost haha if anyone ever doubted my creepyness, know this: it was I to whom the responsibility fell to point out to my sisters and their friends where the rumored penii were on the cover of the Little Mermaid VHS

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i like this thread. the correct answer, however, is dumbo.

ryan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

ok if they couldn't tell where they were (the answer: everywhere, all over the entire cover that wasn't taken up by said titular mermaid) then there's nothing you could do to help them find them, nick.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

pounding bullshit Tarzan bullshit

this is the new magic people voodoo people

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I voted for THE ARISTOCATS because we own it on DVD. Sarah tried to make me watch it a couple of years ago, I think I fell asleep.

http://www.geocities.com/angelacater/1914aristocats.JPG

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link

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Those are Aristocats.

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RikiOhh/098/Bambi/133002.jpg

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

NO ONE LIKES BAMBI

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

bambi is fucking depressing

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

it's not right to make something so cute like that and then make it all sad and shit

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

the parts that aren't depressing are fucking lame

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i voted Sword in the Stone only because i named my cat Archimedes after the owl.

Samski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

that skunk is really really cute though.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

bambi is awesome. teaches you about death and bunnies.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

WAIT

we own Aristocats on VHS, not DVD.

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

you just like to be contrary

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

This is actually the most difficult important ILX film poll decision I've faced yet.

FYI some people may tell you baby skunks don't have their spray glands yet when they are babies. These people are wrong; there is one very stinky llama on my grandparents' farm that will attest to that.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

there's another universe where Ramosi is Bambi and Bambi is Ramosi

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Bambi's got shootings, fires, antler fights and implied hott animal sex. None of these things are lame. They're practically a Michael Bay movie!

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf I've never heard of this Lil Mermaid cover scandal

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

rabbits all inducin' emesis to recover $110 of crack

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

ok i don't like to think about "implied hott animal sex" ever again thx ok

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

hahah Phil 8080 re: Michael Bay. FLOWER: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*runs and leaps across quickly widening explosion chasm*

Also FERNGULLY hahaha remember FERNGULLY?

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link

shakey, i'm overstating the case because it is hilarious but it was a big scandal! the movie poster and the original vhs cover, the castle basically kind of looked like it was made out of dildos. subsequent issuings of the vhs and then the dvd did not have the castle on the cover, because of moms being all uproarious about shit.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link

FYI some people may tell you baby skunks don't have their spray glands yet when they are babies. These people are wrong; there is one very stinky llama on my grandparents' farm that will attest to that.

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John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link

hai guys ferngully was not a disney film

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

other NOT disney films before the come up:
all dogs go to heaven
land before time
land before time 2
land before time 3
land after time or whatever it is now
the transformers movie

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

WTF it lost the best ones!

http://www.geocities.com/angelacater/rocknrollhenry.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/angelacater/hippycat75.jpg

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

haha moms be hatin on dildos

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

ursula was based on divine

and what, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

that was already covered

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I fully support the live action Disney movie poll, although I fear that we might all kill each other over Black Hole/Pete's Dragon/Escape From Witch Mountain disagreements.

It should be noted that I am far too lazy to actually make this happen.

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

guys there were a thousand live-action disney movies, that poll is kind of impossible

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Where's your dedication to the task at hand?

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, is Tuomas allowed to post this poll as he lives in a country where Donald Duck is banned for pantslessness y/n?

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

NO SONG OF SOUTH = ILX HATES NEGROES

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm actually trying to do such a thing but the list is...enormous and difficult to whittle down to essentials. i don't want someone bitching because i'm leaving out, like, "around the world in 80 days" (starring jackie chan and steve coogan so actually maybe i personally would bitch about that omission), so i'm having a difficulty.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

also I would like to cast Belle from beauty and beast as besst looking disney heroine, little mermaid based on alyssa milano notwithstanding

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link

if I remember correctly there are a shit-ton of nature/animal movies, right...?

maybe I will vote for the one where the dog, the cat, and the bird all team up to find their way home in a heartfelt and touching journey across the country

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

no wait I vote for Shakiest Gun in the West!

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

they based the little mermaid on alyssa milano? have they SEEN alyssa milano?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

APPLE DUMPLING GANG SEZ FUK U

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I think this is true xpost. she did the voice. I might have belle and ariel mixed up.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

she's hideous

don't sleep on Darby O'Gill and the Little People ILX

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I haven't seen any of the ones after Robin Hood (its Radio City run). I also don't remember seeing any of the classic First Five til adulthood.

As an E.T. fan, I voted for Bambi.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link


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