zing

you don't want to

Your advice for writing about fiction is sound. I think I might employ it myself. Can't you just stick to being a physicist, you boring, victimising cunt? I know it sounds snobbish and crass, but you've got on my wick once too often, actually going out of your way to dig one in when if you actually stopped to think about it for a fucking second, you'd realise that I am just a twenty year-old student, whose writing-style is nowhere near complete refinement, and whose actual essays you have never even seen. I must be doing something right, given that most of my tutors think me capable of a first. The way you above everyone else on ILX leap to judge me, based on your (unrelated) experiences with students at a different university, continues to amaze me. As long as you address me in this snide and small-minded manner, I will keep refuting your baseless attacks.

-- Just got offed, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:56 (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Whoever that is was right about the writing, I couldn't bear it past the second sentence.

how do the types of geeks who post on ILX make it all the way to fucking college with such thin skin? you'd think they all came from incredibly privileged insular backgrounds, that or they spend all their time being miserable

It's a private school thing. Public school kids had their skins thickened from their educatory years, private school kids just had their anuses distended.

phooey, i say to you.

I'm working on one now

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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stand back and watch the master

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

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i anticipate funnies and lockage

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

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let me guess jw is it a GURL you know in REAL LIFE?

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:17 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

xp: you're nuts. private school kids are just as if not more cruel than public school kids.

Yeah, but more in terms of rape than zings

guys dont forget they have different meanings here and there

"College"

"zing"

fuckin a tuomas use google.

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, November 4, 2007 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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before you ask: www.google.com

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, November 4, 2007 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

fuckin... a?

from urbandictionary:
2) short for fucking a, thus used to express dissapointment or disagreement

that's a lazy zing anyway i stole it from john justen. i really wish tuomas used google tho.

stealing zings is a capital crime

capitol?

since when does "fuckin' a" express disagreement? if anything it's an expression of total agreement!

k-piddle

"fuckin' a" is a rather versatile interjection, i've heard it used either way

yeah it's kind of catch-all, but i definitely heard it used more in an affirmative way than otherwise.

"fucking A++" vs. "fucking asshole"

dom deliberately used american usage for 'public school' to avoid confusion um only a lot of americans know we give 'em different names.

also cos private and public schools in the uk are subtly different but both "private".

it's different... you can be like ya dude fuckin a right... or you can kind of mutter fuckin a under your breath to express disagreement or resignation.

Dom, I said the golden age probably never existed. Fwiw of all of the examples you listed I have only heard of Becky Lucas and Graham. I missed the rest. I have no idea what the Dog Latin thing is either.

Oh, and how have I been proved wrong?

-- Dr.C, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 11:36 (3 hours ago) Link

I miss the golden age of ilx when 50p was paypalled to you every time you posted. This era may not have existed, but I think I'll talk about it at length.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 11:38 (3 hours ago) Link

http://www.naturalzing.com/images/natzingfallweb1.jpg

^dear bong?

they misspelled "Bacon Syrup"

I met a guy the other night who said he played the viola. I asked him if he'd heard of John Cale. He said no.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY THE VIOLA AND HAVE NOT HEARD OF JOHN CALE???

-- Bimble, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:17 (3 months ago) Link

BECAUSE IT'S A BIG FUCKING WORLD BIMBLE COME ON

-- Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:39 (3 months ago)

lol the guy was probably a classical musician anyway

haha man Ellison's a funny dude, why hasn't he been posting lately?

i would think it would be entirely normal to play the viola and not have heard of john cale

"you play fife and drum and you've NEVER heard of brian chippendale?"

http://alpha1.fmarion.edu/finearts/imuwood4.jpg

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY THE VIOLA AND HAVE NOT HEARD OF JOHN CALE???

http://www2.mercer.edu/NR/rdonlyres/43066A69-C4AF-4DD7-B098-738BE83E6C48/0/MURPHY.jpg

"sister ray is my jam."

gree hee hee hee

i'm never going to get tired of gree hee hee hee

where did g.h.h.h. come from?

it is what laurel says, because she's a leprechaun!

make a post in the style of the poster above you

Apparently!

"gree hee hee hee" seems like it could be a pretty accurate spelling of the way Scooby Doo laughs.

i have never heard a leprechaun laugh like that.

Did you ever see an elephant fly
Well I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly

I seen all that too
I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye

http://www.qune.net/the_cn_report/images/leprechaun_1.jpg

GREE HEE HEE HEE

lol u were 12 when i started posting on ilx

-- deej, Thursday, November 8, 2007 1:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol ur still here

-- Tape Store, Thursday, November 8, 2007 1:47 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

that was close enough to a self-zing as it was

^^^what thread is that from?

oh alliyah?

aaliyah w/e u know.