New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

here we go!

i'm wayyyyyy too fucking excited

you can hear Jobs speaking on the Justin.tv link

http://www.justin.tv/#r=uGgAhEQ

ipad

omg 'iPudding' who saw it coming

there it is

more bezel than screen

lol at the billionaire laying into "cheap laptops"

Every page and irc channel just crashed right now

ibezel

http://c0581892.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/apple-tablet-keynote_039.jpg

holding the internet in yr hands

LOL

in fairness, cheap laptops are terrible things

you write on the screen with chalk or sharp stones

If that's a real Facebook page she's about to get far too much attention.

lol NYT and Chad Ocho Cinco screengrabs

"What this device does is extraordinary. You can browse the web with it."

did they put fm radio in the iphone yet

Steve demoing unit while sitting on couch.

I hear that can get you arrested.

'today we are going to unveil a revolutionary new product... flush headphone jack & fm radio in iphone'

http://regmedia.co.uk/2010/01/27/dbd_sign.jpg

lol @ this on the gizmodo live blogging/apple event page:

Jason Chen: Steve Jobs is on stage, and he looks about the same as we last saw him (kinda skinny, but not unhealthily skinny).

From the Engadget live page

10:16AM We're basically just watching Steve casually browse. This is odd.

"It's so much more intimate than a laptop."

jerking off JUST GOT REAL

is this big enough to have a webcam feed of someone else going, and to have it fill the whole screen, and then to walk down the street holding it up like the head is your head

All those augmented reality apps are going to be interesting now.

getting srs dsi xl vibes off this thing

would def love to have one of these for school---they are going to nail the collegiate market

iTunes interface looks very nice

ebooks going to be awesome on this. already do a shitload of reading on instapaper and eucalyptus but they're just a bit too small

praying he announces adding ebooks to iTunes

http://imgur.com/gTmPN.png

Hahahah

steve jobs is driving his car over the ipad to prove that it is more resistant than cds

praying he announces adding ebooks to iTunes

lol

customisable background images
THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE

you need the thick bezel so that you can hold onto it without accidentally activating shit

yeah I know I ws just fooling

Historically AAPL has always dropped during product announcements/keynotes

apparently this thing splits up into a separate phone, music player and filofax

legit q brought up by someone on another board:

do you have to ~sync~ this thing??? is it not a stand alone device? can i watch/listen to booted media on it? can i actually do non-consumptive tasks with it?

xxpost -- True enough, but that completely describes my reactions to this thing so far.

so just to confirm: so far we have a real big iphone.

http://www.apple.com/downloads/dashboard/business/ipad.html

dont really get what the big deal is tbh

is is called "ipad"? (not watching)

it's called "unicorn"

10h battery

so just to confirm: so far we have a real big iphone.

Correct. Waiting for the book/reader anouncements

Yay tech specs:

Powered by custom Apple chip called A4. 1GHz, 16GB, 32GB, 64GB storage. 802.11n, WiFi, Bluetooth. 10 hours of battery life.

the really widescreen movies look a bit shit -- just a thin strip across the middle