Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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smarter dress often requires women to freeze themselves

? genuinely confused here.

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

women have way more leeway wrt smart dress

plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link

ha i don't really care, tbh i agree the cold person shouldn't be controlling the temp
i loved working somewhere with no dress code too, that really helped

harbl, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

no dress code = I work from home

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I guess I sort of did make that up, tbh haven't tried to dress "smart" at work since working a place with a no-trousers-for-women code, which was COLD in the winter! Also I hate skirts so that didn't last long. Women's work trousers/blouses are often pretty thin too but yeah, there is more layering potential there.

Damn this thread for making me suspect coworker "crop dusts" on his way out to lunch (everyone else eats in the office), but maybe it's just that his packed lunch always smells unholy terrible

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link

no trousers for women code? fuck that noise imo

I bust the windows out your carp (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link

No LJ

I bust the windows out your carp (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link

packed lunch

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i am pretty much always the coldest person in a warm office, sorry for being a savage

What about a colleague who maintains that they are "allergic" to air conditioning AND fluorescent lighting? That these both give them "really bad migraines", as if there were another kind, and thus must be switched off at all times.

Bill A, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

clicking away from Noodle Vague and darraghmac talking about God and capitalism then trying to go back but accidentally clicking on this tab to see them talking about cold offices - confusing. The inventor of tabbed browsing is a disgusting savage.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Where is god and capitalism talk?

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link

everyone on that thread^

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

oh god yeah. we are all savages but some of us are looking at the arse.

I bust the windows out your carp (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

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ctrl-s, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Members of HannaH*s Field.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

People who, regardless of irrefutable evidence to the contrary, maintain that they are ALWAYS RIGHT.

Bill A, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Think that's covered by "17 year-old boys" tbh.

I bust the windows out your carp (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

People who get you to click on the other thread with promises of looking at arse.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I already copped to being a disgusting savage once.

I bust the windows out your carp (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

people who go "woo!" and "yeah!" during quiet moments at shows (happening to me right now)

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link

A Booker Prize nominated author is apparently the absolute most disgusting savage of all time if you work in our IT department, so much so that 2 members of DST have to go and attend to him in case he gets aggro (which he will).

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Rod Liddle

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

People who spell your name wrong in emails to you even though they are replying to your email which, unsurprisingly, contains your name spelled correctly.

calumerio, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I must confess I did that once, ant put Karen instead of Karyn I felt so guilty.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link

all ISPs and all energy suppliers in the UK

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

xxpost ah jeez yeah. I'm gonna start signing off 'Iain'

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

People who spell your name wrong in emails to you even though they are replying to your email which, unsurprisingly, contains your name spelled correctly.

If all these people were lined up against a wall and shot, there might be adequate resources for the rest of us. Just sayin'.

gnothi sautée (suzy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Tempted to post that people who have "quirky" spellings of regular-sounding names and who get uppity when people spell their idiosyncratic version wrong in a quickly dashed-off email are disgusting savages. but I shan't.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

One colleague calls me 'Rob' half the time, I let it fly. But I know where he lives. And I can get explosives.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

people who lick their thumb in order to flip through a stack of banknotes more easily, then hand their payment to the poor cashier, who will soon die of meningitis.

pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link

SM, there is *never* an excuse for misspelling a name in correspondence. It's just disrespectful.

gnothi sautée (suzy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

people who have "quirky" spellings of regular-sounding names and who get uppity when people spell their idiosyncratic version wrong

but aren't these people as much the victim as you are? Sure, it's possible that Megan had her name legally changed to Meghyn to distinguish herself from the plebs, but chances are it was her idiot parents who made the decision. blow up her parents' house, is what I'm sayin'.

pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

People who think that instant coffee is acceptable.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

People that eat peanut butter from the jar with a spoon.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

dutch librarians

People who belch (?) in public. Or fart. Yes, last week during tennis the bloke on the other field belched REALLY LOUDLY. WTF. I first thought it was our teacher who loudly proclaimed "I AM NOT THAT RUDE" lol

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost my friend does this with Nutella. I really don't mind. Rude? Maybe for some, but she's my best friend.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link

People who push a trolley round the supermarket then, on getting to the checkout, porterage the contents of the trolley...

http://www.prlog.org/10162560-chimney-sweep-atlanta.jpg

ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Suzy; I'm just joshing you.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I eat Nutella from the jar with a spoon. Fucking hell yes I do.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, it's YOUR pot. She does it with our pot. Ah fuck, I really don't care, she's a friend!

LOL Had a woman take priority from the LEFT WITHOUT LOOKING ONCE. lololol Dangerous as hell but I still couldn't honk the car. I did mutter inside the car.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

"People who think that instant coffee is acceptable."

even worse, people who think that DECAF instant coffee is acceptable.

m the g, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

People who push a trolley round the supermarket then, on getting to the checkout, porterage the contents of the trolley...

I like to pretend my English is sufficient, but not in this case. You mean they let others... Oh fuck, I really don't get it.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

People who do not warn when the toiletpaper is gone. WHAT THE FUCK!

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

The chuckleheads who run a barber shop just down the road from me are disgusting savages. At Christmas they covered the entire building with lights, blow-up santas and snowmen, small xmas trees - sticking out perpendicular from the walls - and assorted plastic festive tat.
And they still haven't taken it down. Hilarious. In fact they've recently added to it with a large Union Jack flag and Help For Heroes banners.

Filthy, degenerate scum.

DavidM, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I like to pretend my English is sufficient, but not in this case. You mean they let others... Oh fuck, I really don't get it.

i.e. people with piles of shopping that cheat and use multiple baskets so that they can join the express/handbaskets-only queue.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm surprised I haven't thought of doing that myself before.

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Surely the till staff might spot this skullduggery though and reject them? In principle, they are scum, but I cannot see this kind of savagery being easily achieved irl - the time taken to decant goods from trolley to baskets would surely negate the wait time saved too?

Bill A, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread is kinda like all the other ilx threads rolled into one

i'm with stupid ☞ (dyao), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I've never seen anyone doing the decanting thing at a till, but people putting 11 items, OR A WHOLE FUCKING TROLLEY, through at the 10 items or fewer aisle are almost as disgusting a bunch of savages as the till staff who don't set fire to the fuckers but rather just let them get away with being disgusting savages.

brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link


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