^ yes but only if the stairs are clearly wide enough for two people to pass each other on
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
people in the subway station who sit there and spit loogies into the exact same spot over and over again
― ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
people who clip their fingernails on public transportation
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
(xposts to ledge) I am probably one of those savages on narrow staircases as I am fat and clumsy and think that brushing into people is generally best avoided. Not sure if I expect anyone else to do anything though except just not elbow me too forcefully if it could be avoided by pausing for half a second.
― canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Mr Que otm
dude at bus stop yesterday who walked right up to the wastebin, paused, and then instead of using the bin projectile-spat chewing gum over the pavement about 3 feet away, you are a disgusting savage, but I guess you were aiming for disgusting savagehood as anything else would just be uncool (see N. Vague's males-up-to-17-and-poss-beyond post)
― canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
the public sector
― Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Dudes who crop dust you at work, you are disgusting savages (altho I admit it's kind of funny when it isn't me)
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument (somehow it doesn't bother me as much when both people are actually present, but there's something really self-indulgent and obnoxious about screaming into a handset).-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:52 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
explain pls
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes, intrigued.
― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.encore.at/cavell/north%20by%20northwest/plane.jpg
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Sneezing and coughing on people?
― nate woolls, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
--People who leave banana peels shoved between the seats on bus/train (or any other items). --People who use their phone's speaker to play music on the bus/train.
― fields of salmon, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh god people who do that with their phones on trains need axing to death in the fucking head.
― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Louis: most disgusting savages = people who smear shit all over the seats of public toilets Louis is busy. You may be interrupting.
― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Thirded on the public phone speaker usage. Fucking savages.
― inoffensive alterna-poppage (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
people who measure the size of objects at known distance in angular size are the most disgusting savages in the world imo
― caek, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 22:58 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images/Cover-Cannibal-Holocaust.jpg
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop%20dusting
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
People who, upon realizing that they have in all reality missed their exit, still try to take their exit by slowing way the hell down on the beltway and cutting across a grass embankment to get there rather than just turning around at the next exit are disgusting savages, imo.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
The Swiss.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
dammit dan stop tempting me to use urban dictionary at work
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
crop dusting = walking up to someone, stealth-farting, and walking away
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
mostly disgusting savage, kinda lol
-- people who walk three-abreast down the sidewalk.-- people on the phone in public having a loud argument
^^
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
xp hahah wow that is a thing that happens??
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
s.b.d.
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
not only is that a thing that happens, it is a thing one of my coworkers would do 24/7 if he could fart at will
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds truly like a disgusting savage to me
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
every time he walks by and engages you in small talk, it's a signal to immediately leave and grab a cup of coffee because your cube will be uninhabitable for a minute or two
fucking awful, unless he does it to someone else in which case it's kind of hilarious
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
That's horrible, is it a hilarious prank or because there is something wrong with him that he can't stand still for 3 minutes w/o it happening?
― canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
It's because it's a hilarious prank. This is the same dude who likes to go into the bathroom and shout "ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR BLUMPKIN?" at the guys in the stalls.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
OK, disgusting savage status assured!
― canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Do we have an "annoying coworkers who you find entertaining despite yourself" thread?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
There should be! I have worked with two different creepy guys who attempted to charm ladies 40 years their junior with hands on the shoulder and long dull anecdotes, but with the power of my magical ugly ray both of them have ignored me studiously and visibly panicked whenever I said hi to them, i.e. I got to find them sad and funny instead of actively disturbing like all the other female staff did
― canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
People who discard chewing gum anywhere but wrapped up in a bin are filthy disgusting savages imo
― Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
People who don't express gratitude when you hold a door open for the, be they male or female, ESPECIALLY if doping this causes you to stand still for more than 1 second, are disgusting savages.― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, January 26, 2010 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
you passive aggressive turd
― yakko warner (cankles), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link
People who discard chewing gum anything anywhere but wrapped up in a bin the most appropriate containment unit are filthy disgusting savages imo
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Well yeah but chewing gum is fucking horrible
― Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
could've just cut to the chase and struck out everything from who to unit but where's the fun
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
-- gun owners who can't stop talking about and posting pictures online of all their guns. i don't care if you own guns, but why do i have to hear about them?
this is because, in the end, there really isn't shit to do with guns other than shoot people with them. i bought one about 12 years ago, and found it pretty boring to have. i took it out a few times to shoot it and even that was a little boring. i ended up selling it pretty soon after.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
you heard it here first: guns r boring
― richie aprile (rockapads), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link
People who insist on writing checks in busy supermarket checkout lines but don't carry any writing instruments, causing the checker to spend two minutes searching for a pen for them AND then said person stops and fills out the balance book BEFORE writing the check.
― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link
related: people who don't have their money ready when they get on the bus; people who only begin to root around for their wallet when the cashier tells them the total.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
TV studio audiences who clap along to music whenever it is played, for however short a time.
― DavidM, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
people who abuse strikethrough tags
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I strikethrpugh YOU, D@n P3rry.
_people who abuse strikethrough tags
― HI DERE, Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:30 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink_
― brain thoughts (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
rip HI DERE
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess also metalcore shows.
Like I feel like promoters who even suggest crowd killing is welcome at their shows should be charged if people get hurt
― Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 May 2023 20:25 (ten months ago) link
Can’t ctrl-f on zing but have “adults who blow bubbles with their gum in public” been mentioned in here?
Bubble blowing isn't nearly as bad as grown ass adults who loudly snap and pop their gum in an open office environment, definitely disgusting savages.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 May 2023 14:54 (ten months ago) link
what is crowd killing?
― beard papa, Monday, 8 May 2023 18:24 (ten months ago) link
Intentionally beating people in the audience, willing or not. Careening into them, punching, kicking. Apparently moshing isn't extreme enough anymore
― Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 May 2023 18:37 (ten months ago) link
used to call it "slam dancing"
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 8 May 2023 18:39 (ten months ago) link
There used to be this giant guy at every metal gig I went to - like 6ft 5, built like a wombat - and any time anyone got remotely out of line, he'd appear and essentially bounce them out of the pit, making it abundantly clear more was coming if they didn't chill out. He was a (big, fuck off) guardian angel.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Monday, 8 May 2023 19:22 (ten months ago) link
I love those dudes
― Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 May 2023 19:24 (ten months ago) link
savages are the dudes that stand at the edge of the pit, shoving people with both hands, but don't actually get into the pit themselves
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 May 2023 19:29 (ten months ago) link
are we really calling people "savages" in 2023?
― rob, Monday, 8 May 2023 20:20 (ten months ago) link
Yes
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 8 May 2023 21:44 (ten months ago) link
noted
― rob, Monday, 8 May 2023 23:08 (ten months ago) link